Two Chunks And A Hunk

THIS BE THE FINAL WEEK OF OUR SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE SHIP IS FULLY DOCKED!  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Cutthroat Island; we join pirates Bean-Knifer, Chain Hand, and Wesley Willy Billy Shaw on a high-seas adventure; and we find out where boatbugs come from. This episode contains spoilers for Cutthroat Island, but this movie...

In Mini-Monday, Carter make new game with long name that use all our words. None left for episode description. We also say Whatcha Streamin' and talk about Emmys.   Tune in Monday for Chunk! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

THIS BE WEEK THREE OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- KEEP SCRUBBIN' THE DECK!  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, we briefly check in with Area 51, and we can't hide our pirate eyes. This episode contains spoilers for Pirates of the Caribbean, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are finally free of the Curse of Paradise, but we don't leave the island without being reintroduced to the most vanilla boy ever. We also play Extra Credit, and you already know how it goes.   This is the last episode of Chunks in Paradise, but you can still tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: h...

THIS BE WEEK TWO OF OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- HOPE YE GOT YER SEA LEGS.  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hook, Captain Cotillion does away with the previously adhered to social structures inherent in the introduction to our podcast episodes, and we do the Pirate Swish. This episode contains spoilers for Hook, but us pirates don't care if the movie is...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's the same game-song and second game-verse on Paradise Island. Jordan and Doz continue to fail Extra Credit while some of our most beloved Paradisians fail at falling in love.   This is the seventh part of Chunks In Paradise. Seven weeks? Really? Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

THIS BE OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- WELCOME ABOARD, YE SCALLYWAGS.  In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Muppet Treasure Island, we receive our pirate names, and we struggle to remember the names of both Muppets and classic literary characters. This episode contains spoilers for Muppet Treasure Island, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for you...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are still stranded on Paradise, but honestly we hardly even mention it. JPJ catches a fish, Derek leaves, and we forget to set a timer for a game that we are bad at.   Is this even still the sixth part of Chunks In Paradise? Regardless, tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mean Girls, Carter makes a bad October joke, and we invent new pirate-themed pool tricks.  This episode contains spoilers for Mean Girls. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we can't seem to escape the Isle of Paradise! JPJ has a meltdown, there's some wedding drama, and honestly we're so bored of all of it! Also in this episode, we play Extra Credit and it goes exactly how you think.   Join us for the fifth part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertis...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dead Poets Society, we reveal our totally nautical September series, and we accidentally become a food podcast. This episode contains spoilers for Dead Poets Society. Obviously.   The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we standeth transfix'd on the beaches of Paradise yet again, pining after love long sought. We gaze in awe as young lov'rs falleth in and out of relationship with one anoth'r, two beautiful men wage candied war for the affections of their lov'r, young mistress Demi finally maketh a decision, and our fine host Carter hast writ a very goode verse to co...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Ferris Bueller's Day Off, we're joined in the studio by The Boss himself, and we talk about Beethoven (the dog not the man) a surprising number of times.  This episode contains spoilers for Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we find ourselves on the sandy shores of Paradise once more! Confident Cam completely collapses! JPJ soliloquizes a Shakespearean sonnet to a transfixed Tayshia! Nicole is caught between kindly Clay and contentious Christian! All this and more in this episode!   Join us for the third part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calo...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review School Of Rock, we create a new stage show starring The Rock and Jack Black, and we are VERY cool teachers.  This episode contains spoilers for School Of Rock. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we spend another SPICY week in Paradise! Blake is only after WiiSports! Demi is filled with secret wisdom! JPJ yarfs up some tacos! All this and more in this episode!   Join us for the second part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hobbs & Shaw, we return to a very special Corner, and Carter makes the best classic American literature reference on our podcast to date.  This episode contains spoilers for Hobbs & Shaw. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are excited for this year's season of "Bachelor In Jordanpatrickwonders", Disney makes every dollar concievable, and Jason Statham teaches us how to swooze a romantic partner. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privac...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, we haphazardly slip in and out of a McConaughey voice, and Jordan gives the other boys the worst sign-off prompt. This episode contains spoilers for The Proposal. Obviously.     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are maybe the last movie podcast to cover this year's Marvel Studios SDCC Hall H presentation, we unveil our campfire friends crews, and Carter casually drops the biggest revelation in the history of our podcast about a minute before the episode ends. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!     Advertising Inquiries: http...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Proposal, we get very sidetracked talking about soap, and Carter learns how ages work.   This episode contains spoilers for The Proposal. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this larger than usual Macro-Monday, we begin our program with a special musical guest, we continue to fail at Extra Credit, and we review The Lion King (2019)! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hitch, we eat some What's-Up-Doc-Carrots, and Jordan discovers that the gravitational pull of Keanu Reeves is too great to resist.    This episode contains spoilers for Hitch. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

After a week ablart, the Two Chunks boys are back to warm your blart with an all new bite-sized Mini-Monday! Let Jordan, Doz, and Blarter help you get a head-blart on your week as they check in on Box-Office Ball, play The Nameless Game, and miss the Boom entirely. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priv...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Spider-Man: Far From Home, we chew some cinnamon rolls directly into our microphones, and we reveal our chunky eating habits.    This episode contains spoilers for Far From Home, Endgame, and pretty much every other Marvel movie too honestly. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy