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kev is still being held captive by caitlyn jenner but that won't stop these qu33rs from gagging far too long over Detour, ending one another over their Obsession opinions, and more nasty gay shenanigans OKAAAAYYYYYYY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KEV IS TRAPPED IN CAITLYN JENNER'S BASEMENT SORRY... we chat bean salad, obsession gaggings, the joys of ageism, and everyone is going to h-e-double toothpicks bitch yeah bitch what Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

these heaux talk Madonna's lead single, putting a wine cork up your bum, orgy statistics, and more freaky fa7g77got shite period period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex violates her man's apartment, madonna is fucking coming, kev will never savor kev subsack: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/sad-old-gays-at-the-bar?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=post%20viewer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex beefs with a Disney Plus star, kev wants to put an A-Ball up his butt, nothing bad will happen to Chicago do you believe me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i get so gay off that celsius Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

accidentally dating your DILF, madonna gaga death match, and the true definition of bird + more is uncovered in this amazeballs fawking g@y ass fawking podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

gaggings over Outside Lands ticket securement, discussions on Pillion movie vs the book, almost getting kicked out of an old gays bar and more in this MINI SESSSHHHHHHH.... we know you love them hahaa yessssss. eaow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a discovery of Madonna, a live reaction to the Scatty Movie trailer, a live tarot reading by oomf Venus, and so much more await your filthy delights. stroke your shi. kev substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/are-you-ready-to-die-dilf?r=fuypt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS POD... alex evicts kev after his unfavorable review of Music followed by a recap of their V-day events, bottoming prep skill levels, and other worthless homosexual banter kev’s article: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/i-need-a-perfect-body?r=fuypt&utm_medium=ios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DO WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAME??? alex & kev spend way too fucking long gagging over American Life & The Moment collapses + dilf fuckenings + halftime show reviewings + IM DRINKING A FXKXING SOY LATTE... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex & kev spiral over the results of the Scammys 2026, gag over their Send Help viewings, and discuss the ethics of sharing SSN numbers with others Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex falls deeper in love with her dilf, kev beefs with millennial geeks, and the queerties snub the pod once again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex gets her jush stolen at work, kev beefs with creepy old gays, and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SO STUPID. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex takes the virginity of an older man, kev theorizes about carly rae jepsen's involvement in the upcoming religion wars, and both hungry hippos discuss whats IN and OUT for 2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex & kev kick off 2026 with more delusions about their appearance, quaketh's recipe for a perfect drunk night, alex's circuit party shenanigans, and more GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYY slopshit genuinely what is new Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev freak the fuck out over Artpop relistenings, everyone wants to be a gay indie movie actor, and religious trauma is gagggyyyy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev get ended, a blackout wednesday recap, and other non-patreon exclusive faggotry 😊. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev lament their very serious hot chips addiction, alex schemes to ruin an ex-coomf's graduation, & kev is ended fiercely www.patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

kev and alex react to chains of love, evil evil alex goes off on a poor seshanista who was only trying to show us love and grace, & kev showcases his vocal talent patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex needs a job (i.e., bump), kev almost emails his hole pics to a small spanish hotel, and we read a few reader submissions 😘 patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

kev and alex discuss gay guy thirst traps on the tl, recap their final thoughts on the dick phone 2, and manifest a grammy win for godisson rae patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

someone threatens to shoot alex, kev gets told to move seats on the bus, and a big beautiful woman runs towards them in the desert patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

addison rae changes the world, kev beefs with someone in TSA, alex gags for her owala, the end is nigh patreon,com/Tradesesh - Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex beefs with an invisible bus, kev can't do CPR, and multiple aquarium gaggings are to be fawking had. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.