Top-Shelf Hijynx

Medusa lets PAHMOANAH BULITZ take the lead this episode, allowing her to fill us in on her last two weeks. Let's just say there's a lot of rants.... Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it. Read it. Review it: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CS3KF469?ref_=dbs_p_pwh_rwt_anx_b_lnk&storeType=ebooks Baroque Medusa home:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts riding a horse & running away at the impressionable age of 4, which leads to Medusa reminiscing on convincing her brother he was adopted during elementary. PAHMOANAH BULITZ also updates us on the winter weather status of Oregon. I have 2 new books on ⁠⁠⁠ Amazon ⁠⁠⁠ : The Immaculately Obscene Nixeen & Feet Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary - v1. Baroque Medusa home:...

It's a new year and that means Top-Shelf Hijynx is changing shit up! For our podcast, I wanted to sprinkle in guests. With that, my first guest is Nicole Carmody. She is an artist and recently changed her business name to Evil Eye Design Inc. Nicole gives us a glimpse of her art background, her inspiration and her art pieces. Nicole's socials: IG: https://www.instagram.com/evileye_designinc/ Threa...

Medusa describes her stint with fake eyelashes, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts a horrific medical emergency her friend encountered with the latest beauty trend. I have 2 new ebooks on ⁠ Amazon ⁠ : The Immaculately Obscene Nixeen & Feet Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary - v1. Baroque Medusa home:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://baroquemedusa.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Happy New Year to our Clink-Clink Gang listeners! Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ are both sick so we apologize in advance for the lack of funniness. PAHMOANAH BULITZ schools Medusa on the latest child discipling going on in Missouri, which then leads to the ⁠1993 "lashing" of Michael Fay⁠ . Pick up my new ebook, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ The Immaculately Obscene Nixeen ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , on Amazon! Baroque Medusa...

Merry Christmas! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa cover a lot. From the age Medusa wants to die, to rating Travis Kelce's f*ck-game at a 5.5 out of 10 (a hickey from Taylor Swift), And, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts last week's power outage, making tamales, and treating thyself. Exhibit A: ⁠ Travis Kelce's hickey ⁠. Jr. High bullsh*t. My new ebook, ⁠ The Immaculately Obscene Nixeen ⁠ drops Jan. 5th...

PAHMOANAH BULITZ is indeed M.I.A. due to her first winter storm's power outage. No worries though, Medusa picks up the slack with an impromptu quickie...you know, the same quickie your dad pulls on your mom before he rolls out of bed for work in the morning. Ya, that kind of quickie. Cheers b_tches!

After catching up on the past week, Baroque Medusa fills in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode 2072 with Stavros Halkias, which then leads the Clink-Clink Gang down the rabbit hole. Is squirting real, and can either of the Clink-Clink Gang claim phenom ownership on such a classified commodity? Pick up my new book, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Only (Fans) Fund$ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , on Amazon! Baroque Medusa...

It's been a long minute since our last podcast, with that, the Clink-Clink Gang does some catching up. From ranting about the latest iPhone software update, to Medusa confessing her latest "cocaine", to PAHMOANAH BULITZ ranting about the NFL pkg that doesn't air her Charger games..sit down, buckle up. We're about to hit ludicrous speed.

Happy Thanksgiving from PAHMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa! On this episode, the Medusa talks about her Maui trip, which then leads to the Clink-Clink Gang discussing growing up/visiting Kauai and the Philippines. It seems both besties witnessed their Grandfathers slaughtering chickens and cows for dinner. The Clink-Clink Gang are more alike than they know ♥ Pick up my new book, ⁠⁠⁠ Only (Fans)...

Good Day to our fellow Clink-Clink people 🍻 On this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ know one thing, don't fake it with your trunk open. WE WANT TAMALES. Also, other foods are mentioned..like deep fried Kit Kat's and Dickey's BBQ. There's other catching up going on as well. After all, PAHMOANAH BULITZ moved to Oregon and Medusa isn't dealing with the distance well. Pick up my new book...

Pour your Sunday drank, sit down, buckle up & grab some tissue for your happy tears bitches. On this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang reminisces about Reno 911!, Medusa proclaims her undying love for Nick Swarsdon. Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ really miss each other. Living in SoCal and Oregon has taken the toll on these Gen X besties. Pick up my new book, ⁠⁠ Only (Fans) Fund$ ⁠⁠ , on Amaz...

Good Day from the Clink-Clink Gang 🍻On this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ wonder why anyone would want the latest tattoo trend. Plus, never-ending chores and mindless chit-chat. Pick up my new book, ⁠ Only (Fans) Fund$ ⁠ , on Amazon! Baroque Medusa Home: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://baroquemedusa.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ht...

On this episode, we're all over the map for this episode, but there are some main points. *Clink-Clink Gang mentions the compliments they received since last episode *Medusa's forehead now looks like Quasimodo's back *Red ink for tattoos infuriate both of the Clink-Clink Gang *PAHMOANAH BULITZ has two bad experiences with fast food joints within 2 weeks *3D Printers...WHATTTTTT Pick up my new book...

On this episode, Baroque Medusa states her two conditions when it comes to dick pics. The Clink-Clink Gang discusses self-sabotage. PAHMOANH BULITZ spirals out of control when it comes to her DVR and the state of Oregon's overtime laws. Clink-Clink Gang roars about providing a 2-week notice vs. employer not giving you a 2-week notice before termination. Baroque Medusa explains how she is the equiv...

Good Day to our worldwide listeners! For this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang decides Florida is now a "worthy" state. They also fantasize which NFL player they want to party with , have on their podcast , and which NFL player is overrated . When it comes to rants...PAHMOANAH BULITZ realizes her mini-me is turning into her, and for Baroque Medusa, she has a bone to pick with Jeff Bezos when it comes...

Good Day B*tches! Week 4 of the NFL, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ's Chargers is hosting Medusa's Raiders. N-E-WAYZ, in this week's episode we discuss accepting compliments, Basic Karen's who don't know any better when it comes to wearing white clothing, Shannon Sharpe's Club Shay Shay. Of course, we have rants...and another round of Trash v. Cash Money.

Good Day! Sit down, pour yourself a drank and hang with the Clink-Clink Gang In this week's episode, the Clink-Clink Gang discuss which movies should be re-released in movie theaters due to the on-going Hollywood strike. They also give yet another nod to Gen. Z and their attitude vs. older generations. Both PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa rant about their work's MFD printers. And the Cash $ v....

Welcome! For their debut episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ discuss: Why PAHMOANAH BULITZ refrains from social media The sign the Universe gave her on buying the home she now lives in Growing up and getting "grounded" in the 80s vs. today's kids version of "grounded" How Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ successfully day drinks for 8+ hours

In this episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ find joy in Gen. Z's re-purposing of a word, often thought as dirty. The Sisters from another Mister also discuss body hair (ewww!).

Happy 4th Murica! from the Clink-Clink Gang! In this episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ discuss grilling, Murica's bday, and perimenopause.

In this episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ discuss car trouble on the 605 North, and how Gen. Z'ers solve another Boomer's dilemma.

In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recalls securing 3 lbs. of sticky-icky at the age of 10. Baroque Medusa explains why she loves the movie Sicario, and a whole lot of other bullshit.

We start this episode with Medusa informing PAHMOANAH BULITZ that Pomona cholos no longer exist. From there, PAHMOANAH BULITZ reminisces (?) about making the front page of the Daily Bulletin, on more than one occasion. Did we mention that her dad is a retired homicide detective? Of course, the Clink Clink Gang talks about Cypress Hill, again.

In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa discuss last night's main event: Jake Paul v. Nate Diaz, and how it's putting boxing back in the spotlight. We also rant on the state of activewear, the Skechers + Snoop Dogg sneaker line (preposterous!), etc.