Tom Squared

Ahead of our Australia Cup Round 1 clash this Saturday, we sit down with Watsonia Heights FC coach Mick Cronin to preview the matchup and have a laugh about how differently the two clubs are travelling. 📅 Saturday, February 14 at 1:00pm at Greensborough College.

In Episode 36 we’re joined by the bloke who nearly brought an A-League club to Dandenong - Matt Windley. He spills on how Team 11 were basically told “yeah you’ve got it”… and then was blindsided. We chat about the players they almost signed including the 'Indian Messi', working on establishing Auckland FC and somehow we discover which Swinburne FC player worked with Windley at Safeway sta...

Our former senior men's coach Joel Kleber joins us fresh off his coaching resignation to share his latest adventures, including a memorable trip to China and reflects on his time as coach.

We’re joined by Kunaal as he reflects on his first season at the club, reveals how Keisuke Honda once aired him, shares stories from MCing Melbourne Victory games, and debates whether Swinburne should start sending pizzas to relegated teams.

We've gotta stop saying 'we're back' but this time we are... Tune into our wrap of the season from the start to finish, big guests coming up make sure to invest in this before we go GLOBAL.

After another classic unannounced hiatus, Tom and Tom are back and a lot has happened. The Swinburne FC Thirds have won two games (yes, you read that right), prompting some soul-searching and a few well-deserved apologies. The boys reflect on missed Australia Cup glory, simulate what would happen if Harry Lawrence managed Manchester City, and investigate a juicy Metro League eligibility scandal.

The Grade Cricketer's very own Charlie Bischard   joins the show to share how he got a pic with PM Anthony Albanese holding a Swinburne FC scarf, surviving an "alarmingly casual" AFP sweep, and kicking off a new gift trend for guests. Plus, he throws down a Strava ultimatum—join or face domestic terrorism!

We catch up with Thijs van Amerongen, our former Dutch superstar who jumped nine tiers to Dandenong Thunder after just one match for Swinburne FC. Thijs shares the shocked reactions from Melbourne Victory and Thunder’s board, plus his hilarious takes on Sunday League referees, cricket pitches, and more. Plus he tell us some of the best players he's ever faced and you're going to be shocked!

The boys chat our battle against Doncaster Rovers in the Australia Cup a side 17 tiers higher than us and we're joined by Nathan Gorga to chat about the introduction of our new ultras group 'The Furnace' + Harry is on the show for his first and last appearance of 2025.

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The boys discuss Joel’s surprise announcement to continue coaching next season, A recap of the Metro 6 grand final featuring friends of the podcast, Riversdale & Max Rushden & there’s speculation about a Swinburne FC player potentially signing with an NPL club. Our final episode for the year, thanks for listening and we'll be back next year (hopefully).

We've brought on the Head Coach of Swinburne FC's Senior men's side Joel Kleber to chat all things Sunday League including some his best memories from the past. https://www.beyondblue.org.au/

In Episode 25 of Tom Squared, we're joined by Harry to chat about some of the wildest moments caught by our new Veo camera in Sunday League. Send in your audio messages and get them played on the pod using the link below: https://www.speakpipe.com/TomSquared

A man who has played a pivotal role in the club's history, Nathan Gorga finally joins Tom Squared! Send in your audio messages and get them played on the pod using the link below https://www.speakpipe.com/TomSquared

Former club mascot Bing Archibald joins the show to give us a recap on Trivia Night

Burch is back to reclaim his throne (yes I am writing this). Give it a listen to find out who spent their seven year anniversary at Wonga watching the seconds...

The success of the Legends Cup probably warrants a new podcast episode but President Big Burch isn't even here to bask in the glory.

John and Oscar join the pod for Ballarat quiz.

Hey guys we're in Blacktown for State of Origin doing a meet and greet at the Blacktown Tavern alongside Matty Johns and the Parramatta Eels come down and say hi.

Here's some updates for anyone still listening as we talk about a surprising pickle incident and some dodgy foul throws. We also preview the Legends Cup.

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Pollock & HLaw were delighted to welcome Big Burch back to the recording studio to review last weekend's friendlies and look ahead to Saturday's Season Launch event.

Breaking news: Swinburne FC has a new Senior Men's Coach. As usual for the big moments, Big Burch is MIA so Pollock is joined by the club's #1 Harry - HLaw - to discuss the appointment of Joel Kleber to the top job.

Incredibly, roughly a week after our last episode, we're back... so you can all relax and stop asking where the pod is. Tune in as Pollock grills Big Burch Four Corners-style and the fellas are joined by a long-time listener but a first-time caller.

Your two favourite Toms dive into our latest Australia Cup match against Fortuna 60 and we discuss the new idea of an old boys v current team scratch match.