The Villagers

The boys discuss the goings on at adolescent parties in the village. Blagging booze, broken houses and plenty of trouble. Tommy's in the dog house, cereals is your Titbits (you won't believe what Smithy used to eat...) and STAND BY for a EUROS SPECIAL in the quiz. Brewers! Correspondance @thevillagerspod on Instagram. Stay village.

The tripod is back together as Tommy returns from Europe with a new sponsor! We discuss some comical teachers, including a raucous parents evening with the Derby Boot Girl. A passionate debate about pick n mix shrimps in Smithy's Titbits and a recollection of an old pastime, YOGGING. As always, stay tuned for a ridiculous quiz to play along with. Correspondance @thevillagerspod Stay Village!

Tommy is busy yelling Brewers in O Beach Ibiza, but THE POD MUST GO ON! Sniffy and Payne Train take the reins and empty an almighty load from Pat's sack. Are Mini Chedders a biscuit or a crisp? A sex education encounter with a friend's mother and an Ibiza nightclub quiz. Stay Village! Correspondence @thevillagerspod on IG

Tom is back in the Shire as the Villager's are joined by a very special guest, Randy Andy Mandy! We unpack the most bulbous sack of all time off the back of some intense instagram polls. Crisps are debated at length and stand by for an incredible revelation about Rafe's mum. Stick around for a quiz that goes down to the wire! @thevillagerspod for correspondence. Stay Village!

Benidorm, Magaluf and Newquay are on the agenda as the Villagers discuss the mayhem of their first trips away from home with the lads (sponsored by Elite Reception). Stand by for a fiery debate over Lion bars and stick around for a pub crawl quiz around Auckland. Pat's Sack is available @thevillagerspod on Instagram. Stay Village.

Weddings. What could go wrong? Debacle after debacle as alcohol fuelled villagers run riot. Rafe ruins a wedding entrance, Tits Out Tommy can't keep his shirt on and Smithy is ejected for riding an enormous marble bull. On a lighter note, what's your top 3 biscuits and WHO is the best looking Villager? Correspondence @thevillagerspod on Instagram. Stay Village.

The boys are back for Season 2! Rafe reveals an alarming selection to accompany his death row meal. Chris Payne shocks his granddaughters teacher with an outrageous holiday photo. A local sportsman turns down a contract due to a crisp addiction and one of the greatest answers of all time as Tommy takes us around the pubs of Burton for the quiz. To be involved or get in touch, Pat's sack is ava...

A sit down catch up with one of the most genuinely hilarious villagers of all time. Rafe's dad, Chris Payne, joins the team to discuss tactics at a holiday buffet, an ongoing James Bond marathon and the A38 Derby between the Brewers and the Rams. This weeks quiz takes the lads around Kings Bromley and Yoxall with some superb performances. An absolutely not to be missed episode!

Sniffy is at Payne HQ this week with inevitable shenanigans on a night out at Irish Murphy's. The boys discuss their perfect sit down curry, a typical village Christmas and take on a pub crawl around Barton for the quiz. Brewers!

Our competition winner gets steamed at the Pirelli. "Kegging your dad," pizza toppings and Max Raptor are an elite combination in the SACK. Finally, one of us creates a decent quiz. Well worth the wait.

The lads are back with some amusing stories about their fathers, including a stray toilet roll and some poorly selected birthday presents. The usual food debate and a load of nonsense in the SACK as Tommy takes over the quiz! PLAY UP POMPEY.

Smithy is under the pump BIG TIME in Airport Departures with football boots flying everywhere. An unmissable Villagers sack, nachos, festival chaos and a Tommy meltdown at quiz time.

Sniffy is caught taking a piss at Mordor, Rafe destroys HR's prised possession and Tom attends a work function in Hooters uniform. A rugby team of wrestlers and what makes a great chippy tea? Details of a new sponsor and links with major sports teams, we truly have never been bigger!

Tommy records the whole pod from a cricket net as the lads are back to celebrate a breakthrough in the Indian listener market. The boys discuss the latest goings on from across the sporting world and their own tomfoolery when attending major sporting events. Stories include run ins with riot police in France, German ultras in Cologne and a stern word from the head of security at Lords. Obviously.

A host of apologies to the listeners for our absence, the usual mishaps and balls ups. Plenty of nonsense in the villagers sack, including an irate 10 year old, conkers updates, Uriah Rennie and what makes a great English breakfast, obviously.

The boys discuss roast dinners and recount times spent working at hilarious jobs in the village. The usual nonsense ensues around correspondence from Pat's sack.

The boys are back and the sack is bulging with controversial goings on from work, sport, and our childhood. Cohen!

The lads are back with more gold in the villager's sack and anecdotes galore from the boys time causing mayhem at school. Anyone for conkers?

Back after a short break, the boys have plenty in the villagers sack including correspondence from a two time Rugby World Cup winner and a first class centurion. Injuries galore, including a dramatic Tinder date and the usual nonsense.

The lads share stories of their times living and playing sport abroad. Plenty to unpack in the villagers sack and complete chaos ensues creating a Safari Rugby XV.

The boys are back with plenty of correspondence in the villagers sack. Local sporting hotheads and cricket teas are discussed at length. Obviously.

The boys get stuck into the Attitude Era of the WWF, plus the usual dross for us all to laugh at.

The lads discuss their childhood computer game obsessions, with the usual nonsense coming along for the ride.

The Villagers debut episode. The lads discuss what got us into sport, our favourite sporting mavericks and the hilarious Living with the Lions '97 documentary.