The Unwelly B’s

Guess what...it's our favorite season, fall!! On this episode, Vinny reflects on being a two-time traffic school offender and his upcoming birthday, Jacky slowly keeps replacing appliances in her house, and Maddie learns the consequences of leaving pens in your pocket then washing them.

It is with profound sadness that we notify you that on the evening of August 22nd, two of our beloved co-hosts vanished into thin air. Jacky and Kenny failed to appear for work, leaving an empty studio and broken hearts. If you have any information regarding their whereabouts, please report it immediately. We cling to hope. Keep us in your Unwelly thoughts and prayers!!

Yep, only one microphone was recording, no we didn't notice until later. Vinny learns a surprising lesson in dog anatomy, Maddie suffers a mouth injury, Jacky suffers emotional damage via Facebook memories, and we fill you in on everything you've missed over the past few months. You think the Unwelly B's are busy getting well? PSYCH

In this episode, the Unwelly B’s celebrate Kenny’s pod “inauguration” and the chaos that followed—don’t worry, he didn’t actually ghost us. Vinny adds another guest to his Roman Empire, and we’re officially mic’d up (again) with even more unfiltered "Unwellyness", including our questionable Mt. Rushmore of comfort shows and movies. The chaos continues as Fern attempts to overthrow Jacky,...

Hellooo our Unwelly B's!! We have our first official guest just in time for President's Day and our 25th episode!! Everyone please welcome Kenny to the pod as he helps us deliver one of our longest episodes yet (with a completed outline for the first time). In this episode, Vinny mansplains what E.T. stands for while Kenny tells us about why President's Day is one of the best days. Jac...

Our first episode of 2026 is nothing short of unhinged. Vinny takes quite the verbal beating and fears for his safety, Jacky talks sports (no, she really does), Maddie is "hooked" on a new hobby, and we react in real time to a universal unwell moment :'(.

Hellooooo our UnwellyB’s—wow, it’s been a minute. We’re so out of practice we don’t even know how to start the pod anymore (smh). This episode unpacks our spicy depression era, our questionable music tastes, and the four other countries that somehow ended up on our Wrapped. Tune in to hear why we prefer cut and help us stumble our way out of the slumps.

After an almost three-month hiatus, the Unwelly B's are back and are just as unwelly as ever. In this episode, Vinny recaps his major life updates, Jacky ponders the mortality of Pretty, and Maddie does not have any updates to share (apparently). Also, Fernie makes a guest appearance throughout the entire episode. P.S. If you or a loved one suffers from anxiety, please feel free to reach out t...

Saddle up bitches! In this episode we discuss ChatGPT, the three worst things Jacky has had in her mouth, and Maddie successfully avoiding gray hairs. Vinny has some shocking news and we humble him...quite a bit.

This week, we spiral — hard. Maddie bares it all (literally), and the rest of us follow suit emotionally, mentally, and maybe spiritually. From impulsive choices to unfiltered overshares, we’re not holding back… and definitely not well.

In this episode, Vinny struggles with Raynaud's, Jacky gets instanoods from Scott, and despite Maddie's plane landing, all of her jokes fell flat.

This episode is long overdue...like three weeks overdue. Did you think it was because we were doing well??!? Nah, wellness...we have never met her. Have you?? Anyways, here is to the longest episode yet...and as always, stay unwelly b's 😘

In this episode, Jacky shares a name reveal, Maddie learns about pharm parties, and Vinny explains proper pretzel etiquette. Also, Maddie is going to make a man very happy someday.

In this episode, we discuss Maddie's Door Dash experiences, Jacky's long-awaited vacuum update, and Vinny got the Costco couch! Also, Caesar sits down with us to talk about ghosts, his weight loss journey, and the importance of titties drinking first.

In this episode, Jacky divulges details on her new vacuum, Maddie discusses Iris' furbo activities, and Vinny reveals a true unwell moment. Oh, my mom calls twice just to say "Hi".

In this episode, Jacky reveals the truth on inner monologues, Maddie shares her father's wisdom on fighting, and Vinny doesn't remember his age. Oh, and we talk about achieving catharsis with TikTok trends.

Join us as we hold space, not for musical numbers...but for almost motivational poster sayings, determining which Bob's Burgers characters we are, and most importantly, discussing our life updates with a few sprinkles of unwellness thrown in. We're back, baby!!

Anddd we're back. The Unwelly B's meet in person this week where we divulge on our swearing habits, cough drops, and the one thing that truly makes us all unwell...our secret profession.

This week, we’re back on Zoom because Maddie’s sick (and we’re not taking any chances with germs or bad audio). Join us as we try to keep it together through glitchy Wi-Fi, awkward silences, and the eternal "Wait, you’re on mute!"—because, honestly, the only thing more unstable than our connection is… well, us.

In this milestone episode, we discuss the many things that make us well and well, unwell. Happy 10th!

In this episode, Vinny doesn't know how unwell he is, Jacky explains what dial-up internet is, and Maddie doesn't check her blind spots. Also, shout-out to Jelly for being a true fan <3

In this episode, Vinny makes a lot of sound effects, Jacky confesses to the number of house plants she has in one room (not including the plant babies), and Maddie discusses how to provide a urine sample. We were in such a rut this episode; our apologies in advance <3

This week, we discuss Jacky rising from the dead, Maddie wants to make stickers, and Vinny doesn't understand rain barrels. Also, a lot of shout-outs this episode <3

This week, we discuss the Noah Kahan concert, Jacky suffering from the plague, Vinny not knowing what middle school is, and Maddie walks down memory lane about her Emo phase and rewinding VHS tapes. Also, Maddie and I both sing during this episode (and we did not use autotune).

This week we discuss all things Fall, Jacky's caffeine intake, Maddie loving Dirty Pirate Cowboys, and Vinny re-visiting the DCOM soap box. Also, we break the seal and talk about Maddie's screentime habits.