The Timewaster 9000

The Timewaster 9000 crew is back again to talk about cards we just CANNOT find a home for. Tune in to hear us chat about fringe playables, unplayables, and a LOT about Pokemon VGC. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com...

The Timewaster 9000 crew is asking the age old question: is new thing bad? Join us as we talk about Old Frame Theory, cards that do too much, cards that don't do enough, and the hit PBS animated series Cyberchase. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our...

The Timewaster 9000 crew is going back to back to school. We've got some awards to give to our FAVORITE cards from Secrets of Strixhaven. Tune in to hear us chat about super seniors, cards that we're definitely falling for, and much more. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter wit...

Are lands bad? Does mana screw and mana flood make Magic the worst game ever? Would it be really easy to have an orangutan as a pet? All these questions and more are answered by the Timewaster 9000 crew as we dive head first in the things we love and hate about the resource systems of every card game we've given a try. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community...

Miller and Alex have been playing Magic: the Gathering for years, and in that time they've played more than their fair share of horrible, unlovable decks. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew today to hear about playing at the worst game store ever, decks that can't win a game, and going to time in game one. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://d...

Every preview season, new and exciting cards get printed into the world of Magic: the Gathering, and only a select few make it to the upper echelons of playability. Today, the Timewaster 9000 crew takes a look at all the times we got it wrong. Tune in to hear us talk about decks that could've been, decks that should've been, and decks that really shouldn't have been. Find all our social medias her...

The Timewaster 9000 crew breaks their positivity streak and dedicates a whole episode to the cards we DESPISE. These unlovable pieces of cardboard grind our gears, and we want it to be known. Tune in to hear us talk about supposed "constructed staples", if mana is too good nowadays, and the secret commander deckbuilding trick that will save your life. Find all our social medias here: https://timew...

We put out the call for YOUR questions, and now we're going to answer them! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew to find out the hidden meaning behind life's greatest mysteries, or at least hear our pretty bad Dusty Rhodes impression. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits,...

It's true folks. We love cube and we don't care who knows. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we talk about the beauty of playing cube, curating a cube, drafting cube, and losing to absolutely miserable pieces of cardboard in cube. Tune in to hear us talk about all your permanents being face down, iconic cards of sets past, and what you should pack 1 pick 1 in Homelands. Cubes we mentioned: Miller's...

Come one, come all! It's the small set that Wizards wishes we'd forget about: HOMELANDS! The Timewaster 9000 Crew sits down to talk shop about a set that some claim might be the worst in the history of the game. Tune in to hear us chat about confusing rules, cards that suck that you can never beat, and the Mirror Universe. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our commun...

Miller and Alex are so excited about these new turtles! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we chat about turtles, tortoises, snapping turtles, box turtles... the whole nine yards! Or stick around to hear us talk about going overseas, kicking the crap out of your friends, and Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discor...

The Timewaster 9000 crew is back to talk about...cards. Just cards. We're on the beautiful search engine Scryfall and slamming the random button, talking about anything and everything that comes up. Join in to hear us talk about how many lands to play if you're cheating, being braindead at big tournaments, and a weird little deckbox we found. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000...

The Timewaster 9000 crew takes on the arduous task of figuring out every single card on the EDH banlist, and seeing if we can make heads or tails of it. Tune in to hear us chat about wasting people's time, getting trapped in games by bad faith actors, and the man with the firm handshake. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSd...

Miller and Alex celebrate the upcoming Valentine's Day in their own special way, by showing love to cards that don't get it as much anymore. Tune in to see the gang talk about bad midrange decks, cards with too many words on them, and the horrible original printed text of Oubliette. Find all of our links here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community discord! https://discord.com/invite/wBN7jV...

The gang is stuck in the computer, so why not look around the world wide web at our favorite home-made ways to play Magic? Miller and Alex go through several formats of their own design, talking about decklists and fun tournaments in the process. Tune in to hear about budget formats, rule warping formats, and one that really cares about what year you were born. Atlanta Highlander Decklist Database...

The crew is back to talk about everything that came out in 2025, and since we're disgusting little piggies who love to dig around in the mud, we're presenting it as a TIER LIST!! Join Miller and Alex as we talk about Magic sets that actually have real Magic cards in them, guys in high-vis vests, Uncle Iroh in Smite, and talk sincerely and honestly about what the worst Magic set of all time is. Fin...

Join Miller and Alex for a delightful dive into the dizzying highs and horrifying lows of Magic: the Gathering art. The crew has become more sophisticated than ever, so tune in to hear our opinions on Phil Foglio, Rebecca Guay, and pictures of Iron Man. Find all of our social medias here: https://www.timewaster9000.com Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/LbFLseMFbjA If you'd like to be...

LORWYN IS BACK! The Timewaster 9000 crew is so excited about the set we took a whole episode to talk about cards that stood out to us, good and bad. Join us as we wax poetic about how Old Stuff is Good, getting way too high, and Oko's print. Find everywhere we post on our website: https://www.timewaster9000.com Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/SNIzgOf2EBg If you'd like to be a monthl...

Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards? Join the crew as we talk about how to get out of paying for urgent care, unethical hoops, and a returning fan-favorite segment. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/ti...

Every story has a hero, and every hero needs a villain. Miller and Alex talk about their favorite Magic: the Gathering decks that they feel like fit one of those two categories. From the plucky underdogs, to the format-warping megalomaniacs, every deck finds a home somewhere on the spectrum. Join us as we talk about the MH2 Pitch Elementals on the court, some funny Settle the Wreckage stories, and...

Ho ho ho, etc. Miller and Alex hop feet first into the spirit of giving with an episode about elves, Gruul cards, and some gifts given as well. Cozy up by the fire and listen to some stories about Alex buying cards for too much money, people dying to draft rares, and maybe Miller being a little too aggressive at a pauper weekly. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ htt...

After multiple episodes complaining about the state of Magic, Miller and Alex put their money where their mouths are and make their own custom Magic: the Gathering cards. Stick around to hear about stealing catalytic converters, getting booty butt naked, and the evil that lies at the heart of all Sliver players. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewa...

Miller and Alex talk about their starting 5 for a Magic basketball team, the beauty of the Scryfall Tagger system, and try to solve the age old mystery of "Is Miller a filthy cheater?" Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version on our YouTube! https://youtu.be/3hzzjPapmkM If you'd like...

Join Alex and Miller as they talk about the "beautiful" world of cross promotion in Magic: the Gathering, and stick around to hear their pitches for would-be tie-ins. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWt2KNO9_c If you'd like to be a month...

Miller and Alex talk with our dear friend Oliver about the highs and lows of flavor text in Magic: the Gathering. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the accompanying video here! https://youtu.be/vy-fxa3uDPI If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www....