The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment. Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska. On a lighter note the largest pod of Sabre Toothed Whales has been sighted off the coast of Antart...

Send us Fan Mail On this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain.  The  Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the true identity of the horse like creature that now is recognised as the centre of brainial ingenu...

Send us Fan Mail This evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods. On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the exciting new autonomous creature, that is, the Anus People. Not to be confused with Politicians or...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy.  After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced into ......nevermind. On a lighter and warmer note, Pope Francis has had his new Tesla Popemobile stru...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating champio...

Send us Fan Mail The handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market. The Brian's travelled to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well as patented by Bluey for J. J. Guns and Ammo.  After letting off 5000 rounds and kissing lots of n...

Send us Fan Mail The International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property. Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As well as reaching out to the powers that be that the Australian/s of the Year award must...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian reminisce about Stephen Hawking and sardines, mutant marsupials and Pythagoras. There's something about Sir Isaac Newton, but it's not been authenticated by the Vatican or Sister Mercia, so fuck knows. On a side note Barry loses a kangaroo down the insinkerator and finds love at the emergency centre. Lucky bastard!

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable. This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market. The  fully adjustable arse licking ladder (or ass licking, if you like donkeys) Stocks keep running out...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian bring you another action packed look at the 2025 International Jesus look-a-like competition. Eighty-seven finalists from sixty-four countries and three planets via for the ultimate honour of being crowned Jesus of the year. Judges will need to have a keen eye and a strong arm to nail all these competitors up, so put on your best loincloth, pull up a donk...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore Tasmanium as the centre of Australia's space program. Not only has Tasmanium got 77% of all the necessary technology, minerals and optimism to make space travel a reality for the average person; but you will also be able to take your pets.

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians contemplate  moving to Antartica for the next four years or more whilst the  Lunatics drive the United States and bits of the earth into the abyss of the Mariana Trench.  Elon Musky and Asstrailia's own Fuhrer-in-waiting, Potater Dutton make plans to split the planet in two, drag half to Mars for the rich and powerful and leave the shitty half right for t...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss philanthropy, philistines and Dr Phil. They draw the conclusion that the world is neither flat nor round but more obelisk shape due to the number of chromosomes now available at Walmart. Oprah Windfrier makes a surprise appearance and wrestles Megan Markmurkmucksen in a vat of goat semen whilst the Archbishop of Lawnton Heights blessed the whole a...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode The Brians reveal the best way to deal with all the shit presents and resolutions that clog up a fresh new year. Charles Darwin summed it up best when he said "Throw that shit in the ocean!" The truth about wombats is discussed and we learn how to make barometric pressure your friend.

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians recall the trials and tributaries of Asstralia's northern capital territory  place, the majestic and sweaty City of Charles Darwin. Once prized as the home of dirt, gravel and roadkill; this plucky little back passage has been through the wars over the years. Literally!  Bombed by Japanese interior decorators in WW2 and blown down, sucked off and spat out...

Send us Fan Mail Wrapping up this years events like a stinking bag of prawn shells in a Murdoch newspaper, Brian and Brian unravel the magic and mystery of the festive seasons with all the understanding, warmth and spottiness of a leper with his (or her) scabs torn off.  The somewhat true tale of the not-so-baby Jeesus and some of his henchman is explained in simple language for simpletons and sma...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians realise that jail time is much easier these days now one doesn't have to bend over to pick up the soap. Handy pump packs of Diddy Oil is now being introduced to the Professional Corrective Services division of P Diddler Enterprises. The Diddler himself is overseeing the introduction of this eagerly awaited product to inmates and wardens alike. Nothing say...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians reflect on what the upcoming Awstrarliun election means for the average Antipodean Pedestrian and how The Right Dishonourable Peter Dutton, Minister for Castrating Everything will inevitably win; leading to mass "What the fuck have we done!", which will also inevitably follow. On a lighter note....Donald Trump....aaaagggghhhh!

Send us Fan Mail It's been a funny old week for Brian as the mighty Aardvark 2400 cross-crisses the only bit of the southern hemisphere that doesn't have rabies. Rabid people of dubious morals and intent maybe; but as far as you can throw a herring.... no actual live cases of rabies. Brian on the other hand is staying behind at Herring Central Headquarters to make paper planes and enjoy...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians jump on a horse called Umerica as the Trumpet's new administrangulation reveals it's ultra-dynamic plans to make the NRA head of The Department of Education. The NRA Child Centre for the Mutilation and Desecration of the Human Race promises to be the cornerstone of Governor Elon Musk's experimental Cloning and Super Race Program. Nice one Musky!...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians reflect on the race that stopped a nation and gave it Horse Pox and how much better it would be if donkeys were not only substituted for those ugly horse things; but they were allowed to bet on their own races. There is a substantial amount of discussion about Jesus fondness for asses and his fondness of cooking with poo. On a lighter note the Pope reveals the...

Send us Fan Mail Better late than never, just like the apocalypse; this weeks episplode explores the possibilities of powering small nations through the cremation of extremely weight challenged fatties. Fork lifts at the ready for this Presidential episode as Brian and Brian stoke up the oven and delve into the 47 carcinogenic herbs and spices that power the smallest brain of any Americaniaum pres...

Send us Fan Mail Lust for power overcomes Elon Musk as he bankrolls Harry Sussex and Merple Marble's new film loosely based on cannibalism in the Royal House of Windsor.  Tom Hanks has signed a lucrative deal with The Weinstein Company to portray former prince Andrew's penis. His scrotum will be played by the freshly exhumed corpse of Ray Liotta. King Charles will be played by the remain...

Send us Fan Mail Tonight and tomorrow both Brian and Brian alternate about the futility and the future of this thing called Earth.  Yes, Brian Talk becomes the go-to language of this generation when discussing the effects of man's ponchant for warming this planet and others like it or if they don't like it and stuff. Due to the lack of Law Suits against the Herrings, Brian concludes that...

Send us Fan Mail Brian talks at length about waving at people who aren't there. Yes, this phenomenon that has been embraced by the world and is synonymous with a ginger haired racist, sexist, compulsive Liar and con artist who resides in New York. Guess who? The Brian's reminisce about the olden days when a Contract signed in blood and covered in Nicotine meant something. On an interesti...