The Ones That Got Away

This week, the girls are back in the studio for a late-night podcast session, fresh from Beverly’s comedy gig, where Lorna finally got to hear some of Bev’s new jokes in her new set and she did not disappoint! What a skit - quite literally!! The girls then dive into the absolute chaos of their weekend, including a girl in the club who was absolute paralytic and throwing herself around the dance fl...

The girls are back, and they can’t agree on what episode number this is, after a chair spin unplugged the last recording :) They catch you up on everything: a $600 deep-sleep hypnosis recording, a 19-year-old outside The Vault who wanted Lorna’s voice in her voice notes, and a $50 bet on Portugal placed on the advice from a stranger online. There’s also a €5 junior ticket to the Cork match, bought...

The girls kick off this week’s episode by being incredibly disciplined and keeping their word, not only to themselves but to the Squirrels. With pre-drinks in tow, the girls arrive at the studio all dolled up and ready for a night out. But of course, work comes first! Priorities!!! This week, the girls are diving into the joys (and absolute horrors) of living arrangements as an adult . As we know,...

This episode kicks right in with some impressions from the absolutely brilliant movie, The Emperor’s New Groove, where Lorna is left almost speechless with how well Beverly impersonates one of the characters. If only Beverly could do other accents - is their any voice coaches listening who could help? Or any castings going for cartoons based in Cork? We hear the wild tale of Lorna’s friend who use...

Oh my godddd… the girls are BACK! After a 6-week break (it was 6 weeks, don't fact check us), Beverly and Lorna are finally reunited in the Perth and they are absolutely buzzing to catch up on all their adventures. First up, Lorna has officially moved to Sydney! She's paying triple the rent compared to Perth but besides that, she's absolutely loving Sydney life. Beverly is holding it d...

Oh my godddddd… it’s the Season 2 finale 🎉 The girls are diving into your anonymous questions from the squirrels and let’s just say… they’re juicy, a little intrusive, and very entertaining. Nothing is off-limits as the truth comes out and the girls spill ALL! They’ve had the best time this season and are so grateful for all the love, support, and laughs from you Squirrels. WHAT A LAUGH! Honestly...

This week’s episode kicks off with a wild story as Lorna shares how she and Beverly were the only ones to step in and help a guy caught up in a brawl over the weekend… seriously chaotic scenes. From there, the girls dive into a more heartfelt chat about the teachers who truly made an impact on their lives. It takes a special kind of person to be a great teacher, and even at 31, there are certain o...

The girls kick off this week’s pod with two hilarious stories from  those who shall not be named … one squirrel thought Nutella on her cheek was poo from her bum, and another thought her period was poo 😭😂 honestly WHAT IS GOING ON SQUIRRELS?! Then Beverly and Lorna take it all the way back, reminiscing on their dance college days - how they got in, what life was like, and where their l...

This week, the girls are diving into the question everyone’s been wondering… did the salmon sperm actually work when it was the global obsession a few years ago? Did any of the squirrels give it a go? The people need answers, and the girls are still dying to know. Meanwhile, in true Bev fashion, after jinxing herself in last week’s episode, she has once again lost her toenail because apparently hi...

The girls are still battling coughs, congestion, and what feels like a lifelong relationship with phlegm. At this point, it’s less a symptom and more a personality trait. They chat about their new housemate Selina, who’s slotted seamlessly into The Coddiwomplers crew. After being well and truly initiated into the realities of Perth life (including getting scammed when they first arrived), Beverly...

The girls kick things off with some maaaanky stories (you’ve been warned… maybe don’t listen while eating 🤢). Lorna takes us through her wild trip to the UAE. What started as an unreal experience quickly turned into something straight out of a movie. Think missiles overhead during lunch, midnight emergency alerts, cancelled flights, and a last-minute dash to the airport to make it back to Austral...

This week Beverly and Lorna welcome their first ever guest, Liverpool comedian and ‘King of the Riffs’, Kyle Legacy. The girls were actually shocked to see Kyle fully clothed for this recording — mainly because the last two times they ran into him, both he and Beverly were letting it all hang out on stage during some very memorable comedy shows! Expect chaos, honesty, and plenty of laughs as Kyle...

The girls take it all the way back to their very first FIFO gig… and wow, what a time to be alive. Lorna confesses that when she first started, she fully planned to climb the construction ladder and become a superintendent which had Beverly in stitches. Are you for real girl? They crack up remembering the time Bev told Lorna the wrong name of the new girl on site and Lorna confidently called her t...

THIS CONTENT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY The girls are BACK from work together for the last time. Yes, Lorna actually went up for work after being told she couldn’t go last week. Things move FAST around here and she QUAT! End of an era but nothing will break the friendship of these two. The girls start the day at Meraki Pilates and talk about the magic and importance of real sisterhood. Whe...

The girls are back for lucky episode 13… running on vibes and approximately four hours of sleep. Lorna (shockingly) still made it to yoga but was the only one as the teacher never showed up while Beverly chose self-care and extra ZZZs. Then… the bombshell. Lorna is officially leaving FIFOland because she QUAAAAAT. The end of an era. Crazy!! She’s Dubai-bound before making the big move to Sydney by...

The girls kick off feeling suspiciously grounded after all the yoga they’ve been doing lately… who even are they? Somehow, Zyzz is the first topic of the day and yes, the question is asked: “Are you mirin’, bruh?” Bev shares her experience performing in the Naked Comedy Show for the second year in a row. If she can get up on stage with tits and clit out then she can truly do anything and hone...

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HECKKKKKK The girls just did their Perth Fringe show… and it SOLD OUT… yes you heard us. SOLD. OUT. They’re still riding the absolute high from the love in the room, the messages before and after, and the unreal support. Honestly… how lucky are they to have this community?! In this episode, the girls debrief the whole night ; the pre-show nerves, the backstage chaos, the goss, a...

The girls are back in the studio for a chin wag about absolutely everything and anything and this episode is dedicated to anyone celebrating their birthday today on February 3rd. Woo! Happy birthday you sexy Aquarius!! The girls agree the world has officially gone mad, but as Moma Shaza (Lorna’s mom) wisely says: “Fuck ’em, girl.” And just like that… the 2026 mantra is born. Meanwhile, Beverly dis...

Lorna kicks things off with a wild story about a friend’s Nana getting caught riding in the house - yes, you read that correctly. Proof you’re never too old to get your bit. Nanny is an absolute icon.  The girls attempt the viral owl trend that’s taken over social media… but “who” did it better? Lorna and Beverly admit they happily live in La La Land especially when drama is unfolding around...

The girls walked into the studio this week (very late, as usual) expecting a normal recording… only to find two men already in there. What started as an accidental crossover quickly turned into a future quartet collab with one small problem… profanity is not allowed on the boys’ podcast. Lorna shares how she was mistakenly identified as the local thief in a pharmacy thanks to a painfully innocent...

HELLO TWENTY TWENTY-SIX! Sorry Bev and Lorna ghosted you last week… The girls physically weren’t together, and as you know, chaos only works when they're in the same room. In this first episode of the year, Lorna and Beverly catch up on Christmas and New Year spent on  opposite sides of the continent  — from magic mushrooms to casually meeting a fella’s parents in  New Zealand on a...

Woooo! It’s the 2025 wrap-up episode and the girls are finally getting organised (we know… shocking). Turns out planning actually makes life easier — THANK GOD. Lorna spills the tea on how her housemate Kate did her dirty by drinking all the iced coffee and leaving behind nothing but a single, tragic sip of milk. Betrayal at its finest. The girls take a trip through each month of 2025, reminiscing...

Ho ho ho baby! It’s the Christmas episode and the girls are officially in the festive spirit (even if Australia refuses to feel festive in 40-degree blistering heat). The girls agree that Christmas down under just isn’t the same but it is something everyone needs to experience at least once. Fresh off the flight home from FIFO Land, they share their plane food horror stories - one of them ending u...

Turning 31 came with cake overload, surprise after surprise, and a full-blown birthday day out — because Lorna and Beverly’s birthdays are only 3 days apart and their housemates understood the assignment. Things went downhill fast when the girls were blindfolded and dropped somewhere that looked way too much like a HYROX competition (actual nightmare fuel). Thankfully it was NOT HYROX — just The N...

In this week’s episode, the girls come in hot (literally) as they finally give in and turn on the air con. Beverly arrives serving full fashionista realness in Wednesday Adam’s shirt and Adidas K-Tape shorts, and we dive straight into the drama including the story behind why she got fired from her last FIFO gig (watch the carbonara video on our TikTok for reference). A wild dream sends Beverly spi...