The No Consolation Podcast

Play-in, Play-out, or Play-off? NCP Ep. 30 15.10.2025 52:11 ↓

It's time for survival Saturday. Everything is at stake, and Ham, Colin, and Austin set the table.

Absolute Shitema. NCP Ep. 29 09.10.2025 47:52 ↓

Long OTs, Fred screams, and Terio's D's. This is Strikers.

All Star Szn. NCP Ep. 28 02.10.2025 1:12:08 ↓

The votes are in, and the stars are all out. Ham, Colin, and Austin set the stage for the season climax, but what will be the resolution? Who will fall in the action, and who will act and rise? Denouement.

Rivalry week lived up to the hype. NCP Ep. 27 17.09.2025 2:40:16 ↓

Dan, Colin, Ham, and Austin break down an insane week of series. All Star voting is now live on the website!

It's Rivalry Week. NCP Ep. 26 10.09.2025 1:03:38 ↓

The pod boys dive in to a wild week of results and prep for Rivalry Week.

The Champ Joins the Pod. NCP Ep 25 02.09.2025 1:00:09 ↓

Ham, Colin, Austin, and a late Danny trek through the halfway point of the season and try to answer the question of the season: will Danny finish undefeated?

We're sorry for Saturday. NCP Ep 24 27.08.2025 1:02:37 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin break down a deluded stream and even weirder results.

Left Team Supremacy. NCP Ep 22 19.08.2025 54:43 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin break the greatest controversy of our time.

We're down bad. NCP Ep 21 13.08.2025 58:42 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin all took Ls this weekend. Will they bounce back? Will Jake win SPL Season 4? Will Freddy take that? The boys discuss all the above but only time will tell.

It's Time for Season 3. NCP Ep 22 30.07.2025 56:46 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin recap the draft and preview the start of season 3. SPL will never be the same.

We have a new Champion. NCP Ep 21 09.07.2025 1:10:14 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin run through the entire playoff bracket and set the table for Season 3.

The Playoffs are Coming. NCP Ep 20 28.06.2025 1:22:20 ↓

The pod is back! Ham, Colin, Eric, and Austin give the lay of the land for playoffs and flip a lot of coins

It's All Star Time. NCP Ep 19 11.06.2025 1:18:20 ↓

Ham, Colin, Eric, and Austin break down everything from week 7 and also All Star Selections

Don't listen to this pod for advice. NCP Ep 18 01.06.2025 52:30 ↓

Colin, Ham, and Austin discuss the downfall of their seasons. Eric revels in the success and glory of his Shy Guys.

The Guys are not Shy. NCP Ep 17 26.05.2025 1:26:08 ↓

Ham, Colin, Eric, and Austin break down a pivotal week in SPL as we march towards playoffs.

We can't predict anything. NCP Ep 16 15.05.2025 1:06:46 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin discuss a week full of upsets and look forward to the beginning of conference games.

Blockbuster Trades, Statistical Upgrades. NCP Ep 15 07.05.2025 1:03:08 ↓

Colin, Ham, Austin, and Mystery Guest (must watch at least 45 minutes to figure out who) discuss IMPACT on the field and on the stat sheets

MFMK on Top. NCP Ep 14 29.04.2025 57:35 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin the MFMK's dominance and make predictions so good they should be etched in stone.

SPL Season 2 Preview. NCP Ep 13 26.04.2025 1:11:15 ↓

Ham, Garrett, Colin, Eric, Shell, and Austin gather for a preseason mega-pod. They discuss many things, including how Toad is not that good.

Worst Episode Ever??? NCP Ep 12 13.04.2025 1:03:38 ↓

Plagued with audio issues and don't care to fix them. Enjoy

All praise the SPL Oracle. NCP Ep 11 23.03.2025 1:29:04 ↓

Ham and Austin break down the finale of the SPL regular season. The stage is set for playoff; can Ham predict the future?

Return to Monke. NCP Ep 10 09.03.2025 1:21:47 ↓

A week with more wins than ties? Is this SPL?

Luka was just traded for dirt. NCP Ep 9 05.03.2025 1:01:59 ↓

All projections for the league have shifted. Ham, Garrett, Freddy, and Austin breakdown the action from Week 5 as well as the blockbuster trade that has everyone talking.

We have more Data. NCP Ep 8 27.02.2025 1:06:56 ↓

Ham and Austin break down all the actions from Weeks 3 and 4. The league is starting to take shape, but can they predict anymore accurately? No.

We were wrong. NCP Ep 7 12.02.2025 1:07:45 ↓

Ham and Austin acknowledge the past mistakes and make some LUKEWARM takes going into week 3. Amazing stuff