The Morning Bleezy

We clearly ran out of Yerbs here at Bleezy HQ. Real last day of school vibes. Have a great summer commuters!!!! ❤️🌅 We’ll see ya back for #ArcolaAugust 👀 Join the commute & buy our merch at themorningbleezy.com and @themorningbleezy!!!! 0:00 - Nonchalant Monday Greeting 1:02 - Gatorlyte! (Not Sponsored (Unless) ) 2:20 - Yall Mind If Weeeee 👉👈 Go On Hiatus 🥺 3:29 - The End Of Rain 5:12 - 1...

WE SIX MONTHS INTO MAMDANISTAN AND IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!!! Also in our ELEVENTH episode of the year…the top secret formula for BuzzBalls, Europeans playing CROSSY ROAD in front of MetLife Stadium, and THE KNICKS DEFEAT THE FORCES OF EVIL! Join the commute @ themorningbleezy.com and @themorningbleezy!!!! 0:00 - WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (REMIX) 3:49 - Communal Pen Hit 4:14 - A Totally Completely R...

BOOSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! In our TENTH bleezy of the yeezy, Nia and Jake manifest a chemical spill-free June for the west coast, compare Zohran to the stripper loving you, dickride the Knicks for like ten minutes, and then have a deeply intellectual discussion about Boots Riley’s latest social commentary film, I LOVE BOOSTERS. Go see that shit in theaters if you still can!!!!!!!! Check us out @...

GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inception of the BBC™️📚 READ A BOOK HOE! Let us know @themorningbleezy what books you’re reading, and if you want to dial in to a future episode to chit chat...

Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash Patel is not, these false flag B-sides are getting lazier by the day, and Jake & Nia scream at each other like you’ve never heard before over a GAME on h...

SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET: The Bleezy is back in Brooklyn & better than ever!!! In this 4/20 episode that has very little to do with 4/20, Jake & Nia discuss Ubering for coochie in NYC, a most unusual murder, SPACE, and the week’s latest blasphemy from our pedophile in chief. WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES AT THEMORNINGBLEEZY.COM !!!! 0:00 - High School Musical: The Sharpay Edition 0:5...

Is it just me or does someone in this episode sound BALDER than usual? Dive on in to figure out who...we can't do it for you because we're too busy MONITORING several SITUATIONS including Kanye, Women's Hockey, the Artemis II launch, IRAN, and the newfound civil service of an American institution, TMZ. 0:00 - If You Talk About Kanye Then He Wins 0:54 - Your Warmest Commute Of The Ye...

In this week's MORNING BLEEZY we discuss the nuances of de-blizzarding the streets of NYC for like the third or fourth time, as well as the shit with the US men's hockey team for this one and only time. We'll be back in 3 weeks buuuut in the meantime BUY OUR BEANIES @ https://arcola.tv/shopeezy 0:00 - The Truest MORNING Bleezy Ever 1:20 - Shilling Our Beanies (Which Are New And Amaz...

HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy's breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year <3 buy THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING, the SHIRT: https://arcola.tv/product/super-bowl-lx-prophecy-tee/ 0:00 - Happy Valentines (Even If You're Ugly) 2:13 - They're Red For An Amazing Reason 4:33 - I Never Considered That...

In which Jake & Nia accidentally piece it ALLLLL together... 0:00 - If You Wore Purple You Was Going To Jail 3:16 - Signature Nia Producer Tag 5:04 - Young Hoes Love TJoes 9:01 - Smoked Salmon Recession Indicator (SSRI) 11:27 - Getting Plowed By The City 13:49 - Every Intersection An Igloo 17:26 - Birds Barely Win Super Bowls 24:02 - The Generational Wealth Parlay 27:17 - THE CONSPIRACY TO END...

Happy MLK Day everybody! Pop this one in while you commute from your bed to the couch <3 0:00 - Everybody Learn Chinese Right Now 2:08 - ICE in the Forecast 8:45 - Transplants & Train Tracks 13:31 - Football Fortune Telling 20:12 - HOP ON THE YURIBUS 28:54 - Counting Or Not Counting Conservative Violence? THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job yo...

It's SEEZY THREEZY of the BLEEZY! Yall mind if a black girl speak a little inshallah? 0:00 - New Years Breakdown/Acceptance 5:01 - Romanticize The Snow 7:01 - $3.00 Is The New $2.90 Is The New KYS 11:11 - Welcome To Mamdanistan 20:40 - HEATED RIVALRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! Follow us at @themorni...

do YOU think the government has a weather machine? which government? why?? idk we gonna argue about it and also watch out cuz Nia is driving on the actual roads now <3

eric adams was indicted on federal criminal charges while we were recording this episode <3 and we made lil transition sounds for our segments! buy our merch @ themorningbleezy.com

an olympic ass episode of the morning bleezy, brought to you by some orange creamsicle <3 light up with us on your way to work and tell everyone you know!!

strap in for your commute and spark up with jake & nia while they solve all the world's problems. also we have merch! @ themorningbleezy.com

Shoutout Philly. Why would you buy Juneteenth paper plates? It's hot out bro. Why would you get your driver's license if you don't want it? DO IT FOR THE GRAND? Outro musiccc

In which our hosts talk for a solid 15 minutes...mostly about DO IT FOR THE GRAND, going live on arcola.tv THIS SATURDAY (6/15)!!!!! Our hosts are both in that show. Put this ep on during some prime commuting hours to learn a little more...

This year's cicadas probably don't know who Drake or Kendrick Lamar are. We talk about all that in this episode, recorded in a simpler time (last Thursday aka 4 disses ago lmaoooo)

Jake & Nia hit the gas and proceed to pod until you get to work! Discussions include the weather (pollen), traffic (trains?), sports (women's) and the wave of student encampments sweeping the nation demanding their universities divest from a genocidal state (guess which one). merch & more @ themorningbleezy.com

the blee is back for another monday morning commute and another couple listener questions...which you can send in @themorningbleezy btw. tiktok bans and bad airplane plans...shoutout to all the emily's!!!

this week's morning bleezy is brought to you by abrasive toxicity! first we talk about a certain instagram page, and then we talk about a certain gag city rapper who dated meek mill tap in @themorningbleezy and send us more listener questions!

we're soooooooooooooooooo back!!! Jake & Nia hit you with a new season, some new segments, and as always, the hard hitting + slow burning journalism you've come to expect from the morning bleezy. this episode has everything: man-made snow, elon musk slander, gambling scandals, the national guard in the subway, and OUR FIRST LISTENER QUESTION! join the convo @themorningbleezy and we j...

themorningbleezy.com

THE BLEEZY IS BACK AND BLEAKER THAN EVER