The Monks

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On today's episode, the Monks chat about Heather's latest spill down a hill, what to do if your shoot dunnuit open, how to climb the corporate castle ladder, showering in a floating sack, uncontrollably crying to the sounds of loud laughter, and a get on wiff it girl smart enough to read a plaque. I hope you read this again after listening. winky face Watch today's episode of The Mo...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about Josh getting his prescription filled at the Consumer Value Stores and forcing his friends to witness this victimization by corporate ineptitude during their adult summer adventure. Now in unison, "you're here with the Monks". wink Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your pod...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about that universal feeling of being burnt out and whether giving customer service workers a Purge Day where they get to tell customers off will fix things. They also pitch Sisqo on some new branding opportunities with Crisco, workout the details of a new mobile break room business venture  and decide they would relive their lives together for a second time...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about being apart for 4 days and how they managed to stay sane, and yes it was constant contact. Josh held his first ever Heather Hates This Fest & it was a sorrowful success with all the saddest movies consumed. Back together, but displaced to their new living room bedroom where they can sleep soundly with the air conditioner. Where's that morgue f...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about whether they would still love each other if they turned into worms, which romantic reality tv show they would least like their imaginary daughter to be on, which serial killer they think is a smoke show and whether they would want immortality with the caveat of being 73 forever.  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about how we're living in 2 opposing realities at the same time. The bright normal everyday life, where the sun is shining, the birds chirping AND the bleak dystopian everyday life, where you're trapped at a CVS pharmacy second window and the meerkat infested laundromat takes your $20 for the fun of it. These experiences drive the Monks to ask the...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about what they would ban if they ruled the world. Sorry, not sorry it's your favorite shoe! Gone! Bye! Finite! Next...  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe & share! Talk to you soon!  Apple podcast link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monks/id1821976...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about who they would not want to be seated next at a dinner party. Crypto guy, Disney adult, wellness woman, all of the above & more! However, Josh & Heather realize it might be them all along. They might be the worst people to sit next to at a dinner party.  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about aging and all the fun that comes with it. From perimenopause, brain buffering, lying to their doctors and anal leakage from WOW potato chips, Josh & Heather get in to the nitty gritty of aging in America.  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe & share! Talk t...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their ever evolving wholesome mid life crisis and unabashed confidence to do anything they dream. They're not trying to escape each other, they're trying to escape their Outlook calendars. Why does the thing we all do to afford our lives take so much of it? Josh & Heather don't have those answers, but they do think it might be close...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about how annoying streamers have become, QR menus, downloading apps for every business you go to, the ghosts that haunt their refrigerator with no ice maker, and a Russian with all the tech answers except for the ones they need.  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe &amp...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about all the tiny annoyances in the post covid dystopian world of grocery shopping and what new roles they have taken on as volunteer grocery staff. Josh & Heather lay it on the line giving their tips & tricks to fight back against the capitalist pigs that have their AI snitches watching as you scan your own groceries, only to get caught red handed...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about being raised with the perfect amount of neglect. Neglect sounds too harsh, it was more like the perfect amount of oversight. It was a time of 2 minute sleepover interviews, riding your bike for miles, breaking into abandoned buildings, setting up clubhouses in drug dens, swimming in retention ponds, hurting brittle Brad on accident and heading home whe...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their favorite hacks for living a great life in California. Their number one hack... Suckle at the Teat of the Elite! Live as close as you can to the wealthy areas to benefit off of that one tax they don't evade; property tax. Drive on those evenly paved roads, stroll on those wide sidewalks, and savor the smell of the manicured gardens. But do be...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their lifelong friends finally visiting California for the first time and their epic 4 day itinerary. From every restaurant saying the kitchen is closing in 15 minutes to the couple heavy petting and feeding each other oysters to the nude bike parade, it was a classic California experience. Luckily California was steadfast with its grandiose views and...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about getting the house ready for guests and creating an itinerary that will blow their socks off. Josh & Heather reminisce about what was awe inspiring to them when they first moved to California! They put on their college recruiter hats and get to work creating moments that their friends will never forget... in theory. We'll see when they get here...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their new computer deleting the one and only document saved on it and Heather's spiral into insanity because she has to redo the entire thing. The perfect spreadsheet disappeared into the ether. Why? Because she agreed to the iCloud terms & services without reading the fine print? It's all fine print! The Monks also discuss the on going s...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their experience moving to the suburbs and dealing with their villain of the week, the flooring contractor. Josh conquers a long standing procrastination, box mountain and Heather injures herself by walking. The Monks also talk about the HBO Max show Neighbors again. Danny tries on a nudist colony for size, but there was some shrinkage. That reminded H...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their experience moving to the suburbs and dealing with their new property manager, Dave. He's a man of many full time jobs and one giant shirt. All the Monks want to do is relax in their new pool but alas, their life is a sitcom and they're busy dealing with all the things Dave should've done in the months the house was vacant.  Watch t...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their food addiction & what they do to try to ease their weary brains.  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe & share! Talk to you soon!  Apple podcast link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monks/id1821976580 Spotify podcast link: https://open.spoti...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their favorite new show Neighbors on HBO Max and the kookiest neighbors they've had in the past. Heather & Josh know a thing or two about an easement dispute and recount the craziest characters they've personally encountered; some exotic foodies, some smooshed rat flap jackers, some that never want to grow up and some single person skunk...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about their adventure trying to market the podcast and how it was only played on sports podcasts, which they don't think is their demo. Josh is often target marketed things only the manliest scared men would need; for instance a 70's style detective gun holster purse to keep your valuables safe when you're at your local Black Rifle Coffee Comp...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about what got them back into looking to buy a house and how far they have to go to get what they don't even want. It's the wild west out here and the permit man is heading your way, so time to rip that deck clean off.  Watch today's episode of The Monks Official Podcast YouTube channel or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe &...

On today's episode, the Monks chat about America's Next Top Model, the documentary exposing the behind the scenes chaos and all the other reality shows. Heather & Josh are not surprised to see how much manipulation went on with the producers, they watched the show in real time & had those thoughts & feelings back then. They think there could be a documentary to pull the curta...