The Metabolism Men

Ranking The BEST (and Worst) Fast Food Burgers 09.11.2026 1:30:45 ↓

what the title says

An (Almost) Hour Long Conversation With A Former Vegetarian 03.11.2026 56:28 ↓

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We Interviewed an Ex–Jack in the Box Worker for 90 Minutes 26.10.2026 1:34:09 ↓

We Interviewed an Ex–Jack in the Box Worker for 90 Minutes its literally in the title why are you reading this

We Picked The Best Food From Each Letter Of The Alphabet 19.10.2026 1:20:46 ↓

what the title says

The Great Chicken Sandwich Debate 12.10.2026 1:13:49 ↓

we argue about chicken sandwiches for an hour

We Pitched An M&M Movie (Part 2) 05.07.2026 57:52 ↓

In Part 2 of the M&M saga, Jamin and Hayden come up with the story for the movie.

We Pitched An M&M Movie (Part 1) 04.07.2026 54:45 ↓

In Part 1 of likely our weirdest episode yet, we come up with the cast for an M&M movie.

We Ranked Iconic Chocolate Candies 20.03.2026 1:10:37 ↓

In today's episode of the podcast, Jamin and Hayden are joined by Jordany as they discuss chocolate candies.

WE Tried The Burger King Krabby Patty Meal 25.12.2025 55:03 ↓

im ready

We Created A Cereal Mascot Mount Rushmore 09.11.2025 1:18:29 ↓

what the title says

Overrated Foods 24.09.2025 1:03:29 ↓

In this episode of The Metabolism Men, Jamin, Hayden, and special guest David share their picks for food they think are OVERrated.

Underrated Foods 27.06.2025 44:58 ↓

In this episode, Jamin and Hayden are joined by first time guest (kinda) Noel Rodriguez as they discuss foods that they feel are underrated.

Food Hot Takes: Vol 2 11.05.2025 45:03 ↓

In this episode, Jamin, Hayden and Jordany go over food hot takes.

Creating Our Own Fast Food Restaurants 30.01.2025 1:03:25 ↓

In today's episode of the podcast, Jamin, Hayden and Josh create their own fast food restaurants by drafting items from other places!

WE Tried The COKE/OREO Crossover Products 03.12.2024 55:04 ↓

In the season 3 premiere of the podcast, Jamin and Hayden cover the Coke and Oreo crossover products released last month. Additionally we talk about the exciting past and future of the podcast, and finally address where Connor has been.

An Hour and 20 Minute Long Conversation About McDonalds 06.06.2024 1:21:03 ↓

You saw the title.

We Ranked Fruits IN PERSON! 13.02.2024 33:40 ↓

In the first ever IN PERSON episode of The Metabolism Men, Jamin, Connor and Hayden rank FRUITS.

A Very CHIPPY Episode 12.02.2024 53:10 ↓

In today's episode, Jamin and Hayden are joined by special guest Sage, as they fill out a chips bracket!

Wonka Movie Review + IHOP Menu Discussion 26.12.2023 41:40 ↓

In today's episode of the podcast, Jamin and Hayden review the recent Wonka movie because technically speaking....it is KINDA about food. But then we talk about actual food later so it's all good

Ranking Minecraft Foods (Yes. Seriously.) 12.12.2023 54:58 ↓

In today's episode of the podcast, Jamin, Hayden and Connor do something they've never done before...rank foods that don't exist! That's right, this episode is allll about foods from the hit video game "Minecraft."

A JUICY Tier List Episode About Juice! 17.11.2023 57:57 ↓

Jamin, Hayden and special guest Lexi spend an hour talking about all of the best juices and where they fit on the Metabolism Men scale.

Ranking (Almost) Every Soda! 13.11.2023 1:04:27 ↓

In this episode of the podcast, we (with the help of our friend Frank) rank nearly every soda to determine which ones are GOAT, good, mid, and trash.

Ranking EVERY Little Debbies Dessert! 18.10.2023 51:45 ↓

Today, Jamin and Hayden are joined by guest Kyle to rank Little Debbies desserts.

Ranking The BEST Breakfast Foods! 11.10.2023 1:08:24 ↓

In the season 2 opener of the podcast, The Metabolism Men go through a bunch of different breakfast foods (and a couple drinks) to determine where they rank on the scale!

The ULTIMATE Cereal Bracket Challenge 27.05.2023 1:12:36 ↓

In the SEASON FINALE of The Metabolism Men, we have a full house debating for an hour about what truly is the BEST cereal. 18 different cereals. 5 rounds. 1 cereal we be declared victorious. Will it be your favorite cereal? Probably not if your favorite cereal is Corn Flakes. Or Pops.