The Long Watch

Mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation. Tonight, the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building as the leaders of the world map a course of action. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fair Game (2010) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Love & Other Drugs (...

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson ride into this town they’ll be bringing hell with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beyond Skyline (2017) * Burlesque (2010) * Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1986) * Morning Glory (2010) * Muppet Treasure Island (1996) * Renfield (2023) * Skyline (2010) * Skylines (2020) * The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1968) * Unstoppable (2010) PITH TAKE * Moulin Rouge! The Musical (sta...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson live in a house of blood, and they accept that. ALSO DISCUSSED * Altitude (2010) * Due Date (2010) * Troll Hunter (2010) PITH TAKE * The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America (nonfiction book, 2003) * Full Throttle (2019, short story collection) * Ishmael (play, 2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe...

You better lawyer up, asshole, because Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren’t coming back for 30%, they’re coming back for EVERYTHING. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fast X (2023) * Night of the Demons (2009) * RED (2010) * RED 2 (2013) PITH TAKE * Deus Ex: Human Revolution (video game, 2011) * Itchy, Tasty: An Unofficial History of Resident Evil (nonfiction book, 2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDon...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are having an OK day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof. ALSO DISCUSSED * Devil (2010) * Interview with the Vampire: Season 1 (2022) * The Last Exorcism (2010) * The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) * Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) * M3gan (2022) * Piranha 3DD (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Love’s Labour’s Lost (2010) Reach us on Twi...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson hunt in packs – not for protection, but for overwhelming force. ALSO DISCUSSED * Centurion (2010) * The Coronation and Crowning of King Charles III & Queen Camilla (2023) * Dorian Gray (2009) * Evil Dead Rise (2023) * Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) * Night of the Living Dead (1968) * Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) * Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010) Re...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are here to sabotage your nuclear ambitions. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beau is Afraid (2023) * Evilspeak (1981) * The Expendables (2010) * The Expendables 2 (2012) * The Expendables 3 (2014) * Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) * Ice Cream Man (1995) * Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) PITH TAKE * As You Like It (play, 1603) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/ID...

We are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson! We’re here to sell out and make money and stuff! ALSO DISCUSSED * An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) * Dog Soldiers (2002) * Extraordinary Tales (2013) * Howl (2015) * The Other Guys (2010) * Road Kill (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl...

BWAM! ALSO DISCUSSED * Despicable Me 3 (2017) * Dracula (1974) * Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023) * Hawke (2010) * The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) * The Vampire Bat (1933) PITH TAKE * Firewatch (video game, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are all so different, but they have one thing in common – they were born with flippers! ALSO DISCUSSED * Despicable Me (2010) * Despicable Me 2 (2013) * Dracula 3D (2012) * Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) * The Oxford Murders (2008) * Salvage (2009) * Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: As You Like It (2010) PITH TAKE * The Elder Scrolls I...

This never happened. They never existed. Harlly, Jeaun, Lawson – none of them. ALSO DISCUSSED * The A-Team (2010) * Black Death (2010) * Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023) * The Fanatic (2019) * Gretel & Hansel (2020) * Knight and Day (2010) * Mom and Dad (2017) * Wild Target (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are finally ready to talk about their favourite movies of 2022, because what better a time to reflect on the last calendar year than early April? HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - The Black Phone 9 - Three Thousand Years of Longing 8 - Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio 7 - Mad God 6 - RRR 5 - The Batman 4 - The Menu 3 - Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 2 - Cyrano 1 - Everything Everywher...

If you want to get ahold of Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson, just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant c*ck. ALSO DISCUSSED * 65 (2023) * Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (2022) * Dave Made a Maze (2017) * Living (2022) * Orphan: First Kill (2022) * Pearl (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Romeo and Juliet (2010) * A Wounded Faun (2...

Name one decision Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson ever made that wasn’t in the interest of the USA. ALSO DISCUSSED * Clash of the Titans (2010) * Death at a Funeral (2010) * Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022) * How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) * How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) * Scream VI (2023) * Wrath of the Titans (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were designed to destabilise a population.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Cocaine Bear (2023)  * Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)  * Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)  * How to Train Your Dragon (2010)  * The Northman (2022)  * She’s Out of My League (2010)  * Skinamarink (2022)  * Threads (1984)  * We Have a Ghost (2023)   PITH TAKE   * Tick, Tick… Boom! (play, 2001) Reach us on Twitter at...

There is evil walking this earth, and Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson will hunt it down and send it burning back to Hell.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)  * Alice in Wonderland (2010)  * Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)  * The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)  * Like a Dragon (2007)   PITH TAKE   * The Wharf Revue: Looking for Albane...

If Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson were to sink their teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop them before they blinded you?   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Colin from Accounts: Series 1 (2022)  * Elvis (2022)  * Halo: The Fall of Reach (2015)  * Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012)  * Halo Legends (2010)  * Halo: Nightfall (2014)  * Hellraiser (2022)  * Knoc...

Terrible things, listener. Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have done terrible things.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)  * Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)  * Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)  * Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsid...

Oh my God, they cut off Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson’s bowling fingers!   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Cunk on Earth: Series 1 (2022)  * Dante’s Inferno (2010)  * Frozen (2010)  * Smile (2022)  * Tár (2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/  Read Lawson's Blog at  https://exi...

You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson don't have one, but they modified these tube socks.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * The Book of Eli (2010)  * Bran Nue Dae (2009)  * Exam (2009)  * Legion (2010)  * Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023)  * Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)  * The Wonder (2022)  * X (2022)   PITH TAKE   * Family Values (play,...

In another life, Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson would’ve made excellent criminals.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * Babylon (2022)  * The Black Phone (2021)  * Daybreakers (2009)  * Hamlet (2009)  * The Last of Us: Season 1 (2023)  * Nine (2009)  * Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blo...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are like babies. Making noise, don’t know what to do.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * The Harder They Fall (2021)  * The Lovely Bones (2009)  * Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)  * M3gan (2022)  * Men (2022)  * The Road (2009)  * The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)  * Up in the Air (2009) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun'...

Now you're laughing, but Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson have tickets to go on on a big ship. They will live, and you will die.   ALSO DISCUSSED   * Assassin’s Creed: Lineage (2009)  * Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)  * The Fourth Kind (2009)  * The House of the Devil (2009)  * Matilda: The Musical (2022)  * The Menu (2022)  * The Men Who Stare at G...

That was our own Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson interviewing a screaming baby coming from Mary Gault’s eldest son’s last dying gasps.    ALSO DISCUSSED   * The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)  * Bullet Train (2022)  * Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)  * The Stepfather (2009)  * The Tomorrow War (2021)  * Triangle (2009)  * Triangle of Sadness (2022)&nbsp...

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson walked into our kitchen and were eating out of our refrigerator. I thought they were gonna eat me, but they ate our daughter's corsage and our passiflora coccinea, then they ate our goldfish! Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/  Read Lawson's Blog at  https://exitthrou...