The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can only assure you that everything that's happened to you, everything they’ve done to you, it was all done for a reason. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Phone 2 (2025) * Frankenstein (2025) * How to Train Your Dragon (2025) PITH TAKES * Cinematic: The Oscars (concert, 2025) * Lulu (album, 2011) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Hell Breaks Loose (novel, 2023) Read Harlly and Jeaun'...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson should totally put a skate-park in here. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bring Her Back (2025) * Heavenly Sword (2014) * A Minecraft Movie (2025) * Tron: Ares (2025) PITH TAKES * The 39 Steps (play, 2005) * Heathers: The Musical (stage musical, 2009) * Into the Woods (stage musical, 1986) * The Skulduggery Pleasant Grimoire (reference book, 2021) * Split Fiction (video game, 2025) Read...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have a child they’ve never seen. They know it's theirs, but they deny it. ALSO DISCUSSED * A House of Dynamite (2025) * Peacemaker: Season 2 (2025) * Shakespeare’s Globe: A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2014) PITH TAKES * Death Magnetic (album, 2008) * The Lovers (stage musical, 2022) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Until the End (novel, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at h...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are beautiful. Someone should have told them that. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Calling (2014) * O’Dessa (2025) * One Battle After Another (2025) * The Running Man (1987) PITH TAKE * St. Anger (album, 2003) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are posing for your uncle's new masterpiece. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien: Earth – Season 1 (2025) * The Long Walk (2025) * The November Man (2014) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

There is no way for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to prepare you for what they’re going to do now. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) * What If (aka The F Word, 2013) PITH TAKE * Garage Inc. (album, 1998) * God of War (video game, 2018) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Dead or Alive (novel, 2021) * Spider-Man: Spider’s Shadow (comic miniseries, 2021) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://o...

Hi. Can Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson put an Obama sign on your lawn? ALSO DISCUSSED * Life After Beth (2014) * Wednesday: Season 2 (2025) * Wolf Man (2025) PITH TAKE * Reload (album, 1997) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are all doomed, romantically speaking. ALSO DISCUSSED * Adolescence (2025) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) PITH TAKES * The Langoliers (novella, 1990) * Load (album, 1996) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don’t need a photograph to remember your mother. ALSO DISCUSSED * Between a Frock and a Hard Place (2015) * Eddington (2025) * The Institute: Season 1 (2025) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) PITH TAKES * Metallica (album, 1991) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Armageddon Outta Here (short story collection, 2022) * Trophy Boys (play, 2022) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at h...

Sometimes, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson swear the end can’t come soon enough. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coherence (2013) * The Life of Chuck (2024) PITH TAKE * …And Justice for All (album, 1988) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson codified their existence to bring it down to human size. ALSO DISCUSSED * Hercules (2014) * I Saw the TV Glow (2024) * The Monkey (2025) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Macbeth (2014) * Together (2025) * Weapons (2025) PITH TAKES * God of War: Ascension (video game, 2013) * Julia (play, 2023) * Master of Puppets (album, 1986) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Seasons of War (novel, 2020) Re...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were really hoping you wouldn’t cry this time. ALSO DISCUSSED * Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) * Shakespeare’s Globe: The Tempest (2014) PITH TAKES * The Play That Goes Wrong (play, 2012) * Push (play, 2025) * Ride the Lightning (album, 1984) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthec...

You know what Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson hate about themselves? They know what people taste like. ALSO DISCUSSED * Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) * Superman (2025) PITH TAKES * A Chorus Line (stage musical, 1975) * God of War III (video game, 2010) * Kill ‘Em All (album, 1983) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Bedlam (novel, 2019) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's...

If you put your hand into Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s bowl, don’t be surprised if you get bit. ALSO DISCUSSED * Animal (2014) * The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) * I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) * The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) * The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) * The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) * Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are going to record a podcast. It's going to sound ridiculous. The longer they talk, the more rational they’re going to appear. ALSO DISCUSSED * Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) * Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) * Superman (2025) * Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story (2024) PITH TAKES * Saints Row IV (video game, 2013) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Midnight (novel, 201...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson like you begging. Do it again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Taskmaster: Season 10 (2020) PITH TAKES * All-Star Superman (audio drama, 2025) * The Lord of the Rings (stage musical, 2006) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Resurrection (novel, 2017) * Writers Revealed (museum exhibit, 2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https...

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are on a murder case here. That's M-U-R-D-E-R, which spells S-E-R-I-O-U-S. So if they don't get their A-R-S-E-S in G-E-A-R, they’re in serious S-H-I-T, okay? ALSO DISCUSSED * A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) * M3GAN 2.0 (2025) PITH TAKES * Candlelight Orchestra: Best of Hans Zimmer (concert, 2025) * Hurry Up Tomorrow (album, 2025) * Jesus Christ Superstar...

That podcast is rotting Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s brains. They should be in school. ALSO DISCUSSED * 28 Years Later (2025) PITH TAKES * Come from Away (stage musical, 2015) * Dishonored 2 (video game, 2016) * Friday Black (short story collection, 2018) * Prey (video game, 2017) * Rhinestone Rex and Miss Monica (play, 2010) * Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light (novel, 2014) Read Harlly...

The Iwi won’t speak their name, but I call them… Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) * How to Train Your Dragon (2025) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Let Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson fight. ALSO DISCUSSED * Lilo & Stitch (2025) * The Phoenician Scheme (2025) * Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) * RSC: Richard II (2013) PITH TAKES * Dead Channel Sky (album, 2025) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men (novel, 2013) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughth...

You actually want to compete with Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? Those kids aren’t normal. ALSO DISCUSSED * Devil’s Knot (2013) * Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025) PITH TAKES * The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (novel, 2020) * The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) (play, 1987) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's B...

You’re only making Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson sexier. ALSO DISCUSSED * Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) * The Last of Us: Season 2 (2025) PITH TAKES * The Discography of Pink Floyd and Its Members (1967-2023) * Les Misérables (stage musical, 1980) * Tanith Low in… The Maleficent Seven (novel, 2013) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo...

If you see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson… run. ALSO DISCUSSED * Draft Day (2014) * Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011) * In Your Eyes (2014) * The Other Woman (2014) PITH TAKE * Art of the Score: The Music of Hans Zimmer (concert, 2025) * The Dark Side of the Moon Redux (album, 2023) * Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked (novel, 2012) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsi...

What happened is Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question their virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win the...

The system removes the threat of anyone exercising their independent will. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson threaten that system. It won't be safe until they're removed. ALSO DISCUSSED Until Dawn (2025) PITH TAKES Carrie: The Musical (stage musical, 1988) Rattle That Lock (album, 2015) Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer (novel, 2011) Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemed...