The Horror Virgin

"Your biggest fear just got bigger." Join the gang this week as we break down a low-budget creature feature about a spider. This movie comes from Australia, a place where they know exactly how dangerous spiders can be. But, of course, the filmmakers want the spider to be scary. And for Australians to find a spider scary, it HAS to come from space. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/Horro...

"Is your war finally over" Join the gang this week as we break down a movie that made us cry multiple times. It's an emotional look at how survivor's guilt can destroy someone from the inside out, keeping that person from living their own life, finding love, and connecting with the community again. Set in post-WW2 Japan, and oh yeah, Godzilla is there. SERIOUSLY. IT'S AMAZING! Please enjoy our epi...

"You don't know what he sacrificed to get here." Join the gang this week, with special guest Julian Fernandez (@julianfcomedy), while we break down Late Night with the Devil. This movie has everything... It's got a magician that is absolutely out to prove all spiritualist wrong. It's got a 70's Late Night host that will literally do anything to get to the top. It's even got a little girl whose hea...

"It's like is Jason Borne was bad" Join the gang this week while we breakdown The Guest. This movie has everything. A grieving family. An unexpected house guest that really shakes up this family. A daughter that is about to be promoted to primary caretaker. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagra...

"WHY IS IT STAHTING IN PAHKs" Join the gang with we break down M. Knights worst movie... But best RomCom. This movie has everything. A science teacher that seems to understands very little about science. His wife that can't stop herself from emotionally (at least) cheating on him, and fields that literally crop dust people to death as people walk through them. Please enjoy our look at The Happenin...

"Now, terror has no shape" This movie has everything: aliens, blobs, explosions, government conspiracies, and a heroic high school student who saves the day! It's Got: A creepy-crawly monster, government cover-ups, and a truck that delivers THE MOST snow. WE hope you enjoy this weeks episode on The Blob. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode?...

"Something went wrong in the lab today. Very wrong." New York's hottest lab is The Fly . This place has everything: Brundle, baboons, and a teleportation pod that's just a ticking time bomb of DNA disaster. Picture this: a brilliant but eccentric scientist, one part Einstein, one part common housefly, spiraling into a buzzed frenzy. It's science meets body horror with a splash of romance that says...

"Habit-forming. Mind-controlling" This week’s podcast episode has EVERYTHING. We’re diving into the cult classic, The Stuff . It's like if your vanilla yogurt was a crystal ball into our social media-obsessed future—creepy, addictive, and turning everyone into mindless zombies craving more. Join us as we explore how this gooey, marshmallow-like treat from the '80s wasn’t just a dessert, but a prop...

"One way in. No way out" 2018's hottest movie is Annihilation. This movie has everything: shimmering walls, mutant alligators, and talking plants. This sci-fi thriller is like if Darwin and David Lynch designed a bio-dome. Picture this: Natalie Portman, a grieving biologist, leads a team of equally tormented scientists into a glittery, rainbow-colored death trap called "The Shimmer". And the clima...

"The one where we see an accurate representation of Tom Cruise as a dad" Join the gang this week while we break down an H. G. Wells story so iconic that everyone thinks Orson Welles (possibly related) wrote it. There is a lot of like about this movie. There is also a lot to dislike, and his name is Robbie. But at the end of the day we had a blast talking about this one. Enjoy. Help Support ou...

"Quarantine. Eradication. Sterilization. Repopulation" Listen. I'm gonna level with you. It's the kids fault. Like everything in this movie is the kids fault. If Hawkeye had just done his job and shot Andy in the face London wouldn't be getting blown up and gassed by NATO right now. Speaking of that. I'm typing this from my hotel room in London. I gotta go. I hear some commotion on the street. Hel...

"Some Thing Has Found Us" Join the gang this week as we introduce Todd to the very first Cloverfield movie. We've covered "10 Cloverfield Lane," but as you know, nothing in the Cloverfield universe connects, so he had no idea what was in store with this one. You're going to love his reaction. It's a blast of an episode for a movie that's still talked about today because of how amazing it was. Help...

"Night of the Living Dead is over. Dawn of the Dead is here." Join the gang this week while we break down a movie that really laid the ground work for all the zombie movies that came after it. We had a blast breaking down the ins and outs of this movie. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed talking about it. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you t...

"This whole street is haunted" Join the gang this week while we break down Demián Rugna's Terrified. This movie isn't just scary, its a fun twist on a classic haunted house story. We hope you enjoy this episode half as much as this movie scared Todd. Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagra...

"One can never give a child enough supports" Join the gang with week while we break down the 2007 The Orphanage.  This movie has everything.  A mom who's basically a goth Peter Pan, searching high and low for her missing crew of lost boys.  There's this creepy cave that's basically a magnet for every kid with a death wish. And let's not forget about the little one with a life story...

"A Shaman, a Buddhist Monk, and a Priest walk into a bar" Join the gang this week while we break down a pretty stellar foreign film. This one it a supernatural whodunit pitting two shamans against each other with a bumbling cop in the middle.  But are foes truly foes? No man knows. But by the end of the episode. We spoil it for you. So watch this one first maybe.&nbsp...

“There's no point in praying.” Join the gang this week while we venture into a post-religious world. Where the only thing that can save you from evil it to not witness it. Unless you are immune. Then you can clean up evil with a sextant telescope thing. This is a crazy scary movie that got Paige just as much as Todd. Mikey wasn't at ALL affected. Help Support our HV Family...

"We Are Our Own Worst Enemy." Join the gang this week while we revisit Us.  Do we love the metaphor of this movie?  Absolutely.  Does the logic on the world the movie takes place in make sense? Not at all.  But what is so logical could unregulated capitalism pitting Us against ourselves for our very survival?  Peele knows how to make a movie!  We hope you enjoy this r...

"You send a ghost to a pimp?" Join the gang this week while we dive into The Glen to unpack a wonderful movie that pokes fun at some truly terrible realities in our world.  There is some debate as to if this movie is considered "Horror" so we'd love to know what you all think about that, but either way, the movie is amazingly done and Jamie, John, and Teyonah are amazing in it. Enjoy! Help Su...

"We can't all Pod First" Join the gang (and special guest Shondalia White) to break down this super funny horror comedy. Would we have survived the most racist board game ever? Probably not. but the one thing we are sure of is that Officer White and Mikey have extremely similar energy. Enjoy the episode! If you want more of Shondalia White follow her on Instagram @storytimewith...

"Roe V. Blade" Join the gang this week while we break down the insane vampire sequel Blade 2.  This movie has everything.  Hellboy, a Boondock Saint, and a retconned main character who can't make up his mind if he is evil or not.  It also has Wesley Snipes at like PEEK Snipes.  It's amazing.  We hope you enjoy it. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin W...

"Scream your last breath." This is no tourist trap. It’s a new podcast episode. No one’s ever been down here before. Join the HV Crew as we repel into blood puddles, try to avoid creepy crawlies, and love each day with the Descent. Will Mikey blame Todd for sneaking up behind him and letting Mikey kill him with an axe?  Yeah Probably.  Enjoy. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/...

"Cry little podcast!" Join the gang this week while they revisit (with Mikey and Paige this time) The Lost Boys!!!  This is the first movie Todd has ever had the chance to pick and he pulled out one of our favorites.  We hope you enjoy this revisited episode! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twit...

"Hell is a teenage pod" We’re actually evil. Not podcast evil. Grab your bag of frozen peas, your $12 corsage, and your BFF necklace, and meet us down at Melody Lane for Jennifer’s Body. It's Paige's first time on the podcast talking about this movie, so unlike Mikey and Todd's stale takes, hers are fresh out the garden! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think...

"It's like Danny Ocean and Jigsaw went head to head" Join the gang this week while we break down Mikey's favorite torture porn movie from the mid-2000s.  We had a lot of fun talking about this movie but that doesn't mean we all liked it.  I guess you'll have to listen to find out who loves it, who likes it, and who does NOT care for this movie at all.  The results may surprise you....