The Hoe Rogan Podcast

This episode has everything that stinks: Mamdani lives out his rapper dreams and Auto-Tunes his speeches, Gavin Newsom buys, pretty much ALL of his OWN BOOKS, his wife expressed her similarities with inmates, Kamala is leading the polls (luckily for the Poles, she isn't leading them). We dive down corruption rabbit holes, celebrity delusion, Ozempic denial, Lena and Blake discourse, and the ge...

This week on Hoe Rogan, we break down the most absurd political and cultural moments of the week — including the BAFTA Awards controversy, the growing debate around the war in Iran, and the endless cycle of internet outrage. The episode gets loud and chaotic, but the theme remains the same: everyone needs to CALM DOWN.We start with the BAFTA Awards moment involving a filmmaker with Tourette’s, whi...

This week, we're all over the Billie Eilish and her “stolen land” commentary, of course, as well as why NOT requiring voter ID is WAY MORE racist than requiring it. Alli watched the Melania documentary so you don't have to, unless you like falling asleep during movies and Kristen rants about NYC’s Polymarket free pop-up grocery store, and why the idea it might actually work… if no one is a...

This episode, we dive into the death and activism of Renee Good and how the media shaped her misguided "activism." We break down Hollywood’s reaction at the Golden Globes, the capture of Nicolás Maduro (yes, including the sleepwear), and the stark contrast between Venezuelans celebrating freedom and Americans bizarrely protesting in support of a dictator. Along the way, we question media...

A dark, chaotic week in the news means we start where reality is uncomfortable - violence, death, and the stories everyone was quietly trying to process.... excepppt for Chuck Schumer. He was excited to announce the Bills beat the Patriots (lol wtf?? but also, Go Bills). We unpack the Bondi Beach attack, the Brown University shooting, and the horrifying case of Rob Reiner’s wife being murdered by...

In this week’s Hoe Rogan Podcast, we unpack a truly unhinged news cycle — starting with Ellen and Portia reportedly returning to the U.S. because of “the sunshine,” as if the sun doesn’t shine anywhere else on planet Earth. From there, we dive into more sunshine as Trump calls Waltz the “R-word”, RFK Jr.’s alleged digital affair now immortalized in book form, and a possible halt to immigration fro...

This week on Hoe Rogan, Kristen and Alli dive headfirst into the latest batch of cultural chaos: We start with Amy Schumer’s sudden weight-drop and Instagram purge, discussing how the former body-positivity cheerleader has now ghosted every old photo like she’s in witness protection. We unpack the whiplash messaging, the trends, and how celebrity “movements” always end the second they’re no longer...

In this episode of Hoe Rogan, we dive straight into the political circus tent we’re all living in. We kick things off with Zohran Mamdani’s big win, and the city's big loss - the perfect case study in what happens when voters don’t understand the absolute basics of economics. Then we get into the epidemic of fake politicians who talk like malfunctioning NPCs and somehow keep getting promoted....

Is it time to add Leftism to the DSM??? This week on The Hoe Rogan Podcast, Kristen Carney and Alli Breen dig into the week’s most absurd headlines and political theater. We start with Katie Porter’s bid for California governor and the unhinged energy surrounding her campaign, then move on to Alec Baldwin’s latest excuse—claiming a garbage truck hit him—because of course he did. We also unpack Hil...

In this episode of Hoe Rogan, Kristen and Alli cover a week’s worth of pop culture chaos and some surprisingly sane turns. We talk about Nicole Kidman’s divorce from Keith Urban (and his unforgivable hairstyle), the Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival (yes, that’s real), and AOC’s apology to short people that somehow included more insults toward short people. We also get into the UK’s digital ID rollout...

On this episode of Hoe Rogan , Kristen opens up about the surprising — and surprisingly warm — acceptance she’s gotten from some of her pro-trans friends, and we spin off into a bigger conversation about the strange places “inclusion” and DEI show up in everyday life. From barnyard metaphors (yes, we’re talking chickens, hens, and roosters) to religion’s role in identity and community, nothing is...

This episode dives deep into the shocking and heartbreaking assassination of free speech advocate, family man, devout Christian, and lover of the United States—Charlie Kirk. Kristen and Alli reflect on how humanity feels like it’s losing its soul, yet in the aftermath, more hearts have been awakened than silenced. From an immigrant tearing up while watching the news to Kristen inevitably crying (a...

On this week’s Hoe Rogan, we’re taking a dive into the barrel, government overreach by pulling another "Peanut", except this time, killing someone's blind deer and penis hunting of politicians wives. We also talk about Monks throwing their support behind Trump, why jobs are the truest form of torture and authenticity being in rare supply these days. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Rate an...

In episode #2, we go from dirty streets to dirty secrets. We get into cleaning up homeless encampments, our awkward virginity stories, how the 'king of all media' lost his sense of humor while ironically becoming the court jester (yes, Howard Stern comes up… again). We also talk about why ignoring facts is big-time dumb, Greg Gutfeld somehow landing on Jimmy Fallon and, more dildos! Subscr...

In our debut episode, we kick off The Hoe Rogan Podcast by covering the truly important issues like WNBA dildo drama, the nerve of Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle and whether Howard Stern and Stephen Colbert have officially left the building. Also, Kristen is kidding about the 'no jobs' thing. She's had jobs. She's just buried the traumatic memories of being a productive member of society. Subsc...