The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 183. Jayme and Beth are diving headfirst into the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) wellness trends of their past. From sweating it out with  Buns of Steel  to trying to live on lemon juice and maple syrup, they’re revisiting all the weird stuff they’ve done in the name of “health.” On this episode >> apple cider vinegar >> sweatin' to the oldies >> can I g...

Episode 182. Jayme and Beth are in full gripe-mode this week, unpacking the weird tension between advocating for yourself and being labeled a Karen. From Ring cameras invading doorways to decaf drama at the coffee shop, they ask: when does speaking up become “too much”? On this episode >> microwave drama >> library entitlement >> side eye __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials...

Episode 181. Jayme and Beth dive into their summer must-haves! From fans to drinks to friends with pools, they cover everything that makes the summer season enjoyable (and bearable) at their not old but not young age! On this episode >> cracked heels >> portable coolers >> linen clothing Mentions: Woozoo Fan The Dovetail Joint - Richland, Wa Birkenstock Waterproof Sandals Ninja C...

Episode 180. Jayme and Beth take a nostalgic trip back to the year 2002! In this episode, they reminisce about the pop culture moments, heartthrobs, and unforgettable movies that defined their early twenties! On this episode >> reindeer games >> secret lives in Saskatchewan  >> internet lurkers Mentions: A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton Firefly (2002) A Walk to Remember&nb...

Episode 179. It's officially summer! The sun is out, the drinks are poured, and we’re sharing our favorite June finds! From Beth’s new obsession with a creamy keyboard to Jayme’s press on nail obsession, we have tons of great recommendations for you! On this episode >> holiday vibes >> all the fruit >> Trader Joe’s runs  Mentions: Canon Ivy Printer Good Molecules Yuzu Blemis...

Episode 178. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delectable summer vibes! From nostalgic movies to the perfect summer soundtrack, they explore all the things that make summer feel like summer, regardless of the heat. Plus, they share their love for summer treats like watermelon, frozen yogurt, and the must-have experience of farmers markets. You’ll laugh, reminisce, and maybe even get inspired...

Episode 177. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories.  On this episode >> flu face >> sexy snacks >> dirty phones __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @...

Episode 176. This week our mid-40s show up loud, proud, and slightly sweaty! Yes, we’re diving deep into the wild, weird, and honestly rude changes that sneak up on you as you inch toward menopause—like surprise chin hairs, the sudden need for reading glasses, and why we’re now hoarding Tums like they’re currency. But don’t worry—we wrap it up with a grateful list that might make you cry a little...

Episode 175. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1989, a year that shaped their childhoods in unforgettable ways. Join them as they discuss the cultural phenomena of the time, including the rise of the Garbage Pail Kids, the debut of classic TV shows like Quantum Leap and Saved by the Bell, and the major events that made headlines, such as the fall of the Berlin Wall.  Whe...

Episode 174. Beth and Jayme are back with their latest round of tiny obsessions, impulsive purchases, and delightfully weird routines that are getting them through the month. From nail glue that won’t quit to mummy bags at the soccer field, we’re covering all the things that are bringing us joy (and mild chaos) lately. Jayme swears by a new lash serum, discovers the thrill of DIY upholstery, and m...

Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that’s ever evolving with each generation. On this episode >> Italian brain...

Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they’re embracing it (mostly). There’s laughter, a few raised eyebrows, and lots of “oh no, I&...

Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we  all  do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They’re talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing’s off-limits—and everything is up for gentle side-eye. If you’ve ever silently...

Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply  cannot be bothered  with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances. If you've ever muttered “I just can’t” while wearing f...

Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can transform our relationships and enrich our lives. On...

Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We’re diving into what’s helping us feel like semi-functional adults right now. Come for the product chatter, stay...

Episode 167. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving headfirst into a game of absurd and hilarious what-ifs—because why  wouldn’t  we talk about matching tramp stamps and which superpower would actually make adulting easier? From swapping lives for a day to revisiting our worst impulse buys (seriously, what were we thinking?), this episode is all about the ridiculous little choices that sha...

Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the  last  analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful ways we used to get information....

This week, Beth and Jayme have a bestie catch up session, covering everything from mammograms to restaurant fails. But it’s not all grievances and mishaps. They also dive into the simple joys of pajama parties, the struggle of bouncing back after being sick, and the dream of finding the  perfect  brunch spot. Whether you’re here for the relatable frustrations or the cozy comforts, this e...

Some things in life are minor inconveniences—others feel like personal attacks. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving into the everyday annoyances that test their patience, from the mysterious case of the disappearing phone chargers to the ongoing chaos of gender reveal parties. But not all gripes are created equal. Some are just funny, some are wildly irrational, and some might actually make perfe...

From beauty splurges to comforting hobbies, this week we're sharing all the little joys getting us through March! Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions—whether it’s skincare wins, DIY hair color, favorite snacks, or unexpected finds. Join in for a fun, lighthearted catch-up on what’s bringing us joy this month—and maybe find a new favorite thing yourself! Mentioned on the episode: Qure...

Why are we still getting embarrassed over completely normal things? This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the most ridiculous everyday moments that somehow make us want to disappear. From the  horror  of picking up a prescription in a crowded pharmacy to the eternal struggle of panty lines, we’re unpacking it all. It’s cringe, it’s hilarious, and honestly? It shoul...

It’s time for The Great Purge! This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the deeply satisfying (and slightly overwhelming) process of decluttering everything—from overflowing closets to the emotional baggage we didn’t even realize we were carrying. From sentimental keepsakes to the 10,000+ unread emails haunting our phones, we’re talking about what it really means to let go&nbsp...

Get ready to dive into the melodious memories of young love in this episode of The Geriatric Millennials ! Beth and Jayme reminisce about teenage crushes, dramatic middle school heartbreaks, and the iconic songs that defined those oh-so-awkward moments. From heartfelt confessions to the perfect mixtape anthems, this episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sounds of the past. Get...

Buckle up—it’s 1996, and Beth and Jayme are taking a nostalgic joyride through the year that defined their teenage dreams! From the thrill (and terror) of getting their driver’s licenses to the soundtrack of their youth ( hello, Fugees! ), this episode is packed with iconic pop culture memories and all the magical moments of being a teen in the '90s. On this episode >> driving mishaps >&g...