The Geriatric Millennials

Beth LOVES the question game! You know, the one where you sit around a table asking your friends and family random questions to spark conversation and deeper connection. Get to know Jayme and Beth a little better as they bare their souls (ok that’s slightly dramatic) in this Q&A episode! On this episode >> oui jars >> pronunciation fight >> modern bridzillias __________ Join...

It’s that time again! Bring on all the gruelingly long high school and college graduations! The ladies are giving advice to new grads and sharing stories of years gone by.  On this episode >> costco samples >> the importance of tweezers >> advice for grads __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeria...

What makes you smile….like for real? Jayme and Beth are sharing some of the things that bring them joy. From putting new sheets on your bed to pushing a human out of your hooha; happiness comes in many forms. On this episode >> make up hoarders >> bridgerton >> snack foods __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook....

Imagine the cringiest version of your adolescent self then jump into this episode and relive all the wonderfulness of that awkward period of life! Beth dug deep into her stash of middle school journals to bring back all the pain of being a teenage girl.  On this episode >> boxed wine >> teen poetry >>90’s teens __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram:...

Beth is on a constant search for more content to consume. Jayme is trying to live an intentional life. Join in the conversation as the ladies share what they are reading, watching, and eating right now! On this episode >> burnout >> korean dramas >> the real world >> mangos Mentioned on the Episode: Turn on the Subtitles Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle by...

While Beth was trapped in a never-ending winter, Jayme spent an adventure filled two weeks in Costa Rica with her family. Listen in as she recounts all the glory of her tropical vacay!  On this episode >> airport fights >> jungle bugs >> iguana rabies  __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri...

The ladies are answering vintage teen magazine advice column questions (turns out nothing really changes)! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jaym...

Beth is bitter, Jayme is amused. The ladies are talking pastries and getting feedback. On this episode >> coffee shops >> complaining without karening >> personal performance review __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: In...

Lines are drawn in the sand as an innocent conversation about celebrity crushes turns salty! On this episode >> outtakes >> cringy stories >> who do you love __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Inst...

The ladies are back with another episode of Lick the Spoon, a podcast to get you through the mundane bits of life. Join the conversation as Beth and Jayme talk about everything and nothing! On this episode >> sunday reset >> costco runs >> bad cooking advice >> dance dance dance Follow Fratelli's Instagram @thelastbits __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! In...

The shift of your middle years, the end of endless possibilities, a cat that hates your flooring; Beth is on the edge of a spiral. Listen in as Jayme does her best to reign her in.  On this episode >> cat lady stories >> missed non opportunities >> the end of cottage cheese __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: fac...

This week Beth and Jayme dive into TikTok drama and the quest to find the perfect lip color.  On the episode >> love is blind >> call out culture >> the perfect lip shade __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagra...

There is nothing quite like coming of age. From casting off childish things to starting your period to dealing with the awkwardness of your tween years. Beth and Jayme just watched Turning Red and it is bringing up all the wonderfulness of being a teenager. On this episode >> annoying kids >> turning red >> mortifying period moments >> making memories __________ Join the Ge...

Check out this found footage from one of our first recording sessions. We talk about everything from how to properly sort your towels to cat issues to packing for trips. The perfect soundtrack to those mundane tasks you have been putting off! On this episode >> cat drama >> betrayal >> sea turtles >> carry on luggage only __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!...

Beth and Jayme are trying to stay positive during the last few weeks of winter. How are they managing that? Well, by filling their free time with podcasts, books, and new hobbies. Listen in as they share what they are currently obsessing over!  On this episode >> new to us podcasts >> on our bookshelves>> library hack Links We Love: The Popcast with Knox and Jamie The Bible...

There's nothing quite like a cringy memory keeping you from falling asleep or popping up at just the right moment to derail a great day. Its time to release these special memories into the universe! Listen in as Beth and Jayme share some of their most cringe worthy moments! On this episode >> memories that make you cringe >>7th grade volleyball >> period trauma __________ Join th...

Oh to be young again! Listen in as Beth and Jayme reminisce about their very first dates and worst dates. From 90’s skating rinks and bowling alleys to the perils of Zoom and Tinder dating, these ladies have seen some things!  On this episode the PNW accent >> secret single behavior >> 90’s body suits >> stalker behavior Mentions: Pacific Northwest Accent SATC- The Good Figh...

On this episode >> slipper socks >> Belize >> frogs Listen in as Jayme shares about her girls trip to Belize. Yummy food, fantastic friends, a plague of frogs…what more could you ask for?!? Mentions: Target Slipper Socks __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The F...

Lost footage means we’re going back to the beginning!  We found a must hear clip from our very first recording together! From dodging old friends while trying to purchase a wax trimmer to traumatic toilet moments, listen in as we chat it up! The perfect accompaniment to those mundane tasks you have been putting off!  __________ __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagr...

On this episode >> griping about modern day adulting During an impromptu chat, the ladies talk about what grinds their gears.  __________ __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper w...

On this episode >> post holiday blues >> tips for the wah wahs >> soup Blue Monday (the third Monday in January) is supposedly the saddest day of the year. As we head into the dark months of winter, Jayme and Beth discuss how they get through the gray days. __________ __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/T...

On this episode >>> prepping for 2022 >> book hoarding >> restorative self care __________ __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with...

On this episode >>> yogurt >>> TikTok recipes >>> lip masks 2021 was another challenging year but it did have some bright spots. Join Beth and Jayme as they share their top picks from the year! From movies to books, podcasts to beauty products; these ladies have opinions on it all! See more of their favorites at thegeriatricmillennials.com __________ __________ Join the...

On this mini episode >>> foreign poop >>> garage parties >>> channeling MacGyver __________ __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Conne...

On this week’s episode…….salty people >> salty turkeys >> holiday coping strategies  __________ __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect wit...