The G Lex Podcast

Pizza. Cats. Towels. Sandwiches. Some people make life way more complicated than it needs to be. This week, Garrett weighs in on four stories that somehow turned into full-blown conflicts. It's a funny look at the strange ways we judge each other and why sometimes the easiest solution is to just let people live.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials...

Orlando wasn't the same. Or maybe Garrett wasn't. This week, a vacation becomes an excuse to unpack nostalgia, theme park culture, customer service, and why so many of us are chasing the "perfect" experience. Plus: a Blue Man Group backstage surprise and one very unexpected lesson from Lionel Richie. Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Ins...

Is singing too loudly at a concert actually rude? Should your roommate still pay the bills if they temporarily move out? And would you forgive someone for spilling bacon grease on your brand-new shoes? This week, Garrett shares his thoughts on four everyday situations involving relationships, responsibility, and common courtesy—before weighing in on one guy who chose a marathon over his girlfriend...

We've all got a weird monster. Sometimes it shows up during a job interview. Sometimes on a first date. And sometimes under the bright lights of a comedy stage. This week, Garrett shares a few stories from behind the scenes of stand-up to explore why vulnerability has a way of bringing out the strangest version of ourselves. It's a funny, honest look at embarrassment, pressure, and the moments we...

Should you always return your shopping cart? Is it ever okay to skip a family funeral? And should you tell noisy teenagers to be quiet during a movie? This week, Garrett shares his thoughts on four everyday situations that prove the smallest disagreements often lead to the strongest opinions. Grab a side and see if your verdict matches Garrett’s.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family...

Why do strange things always seem to happen after moving into a new place? And why do ghost stories feel so believable, even to people who don’t think they believe in ghosts? This week, Garrett shares a couple of spooky personal experiences and explores the psychology behind fear, uncertainty, and the unexplained. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, this episode might make you think twice the...

Would you charge your mom to watch her cat? Should friends be expected to host each other? And what exactly is your husband sending to his friends in the group chat? This week, Garrett dives into four social dilemmas and shares his thoughts on friendship, family, social etiquette, and the strange behaviors that make everyday life so entertaining.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family...

Should you fart in your girlfriend’s car? Surprisingly, that’s not the weirdest dilemma in this week’s episode. Garrett tackles four social situations involving overbearing mother-in-laws, questionable towel etiquette, relationship transparency, and a youth baseball controversy. Together, we determine who’s being reasonable, who’s being ridiculous, and who might actually be the asshole.   Please s...

Garrett shares two very different stories from the world of stand-up comedy that have more to do with life than they do with jokes. From an awkward audience interaction he couldn’t stop replaying in his head to an unexpected opportunity that almost didn’t happen, this episode explores rejection, self-doubt, confidence, and why putting yourself out there is rarely as simple as it sounds.   Please s...

Should you have to financially support your broke friend? Is it rude not to spray the bathroom after a #2? And why does one woman own EIGHT tarantulas? Together, we determine who’s actually being the asshole!   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - http...

This week, Garrett plays judge, jury, and behavioral analyst while breaking down four “Am I The Asshole?” stories from the internet. Relationships, communication disasters, workplace injuries, tampon debates, and one guy who absolutely should not have sent that Instagram reel all make an appearance.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!    Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ In...

This week, Garrett drives to SeaWorld San Antonio for a fun birthday trip and instead finds what can only be described as the abandoned mall version of a theme park. Broken rides, terrible food, confusing signage, Dippin’ Dots inflation, and a deeply regrettable annual pass purchase all make an appearance. He’s still processing it.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! ...

LAX is a nightmare. Disneyland alone at 35 is a choice. And cruising solo? That’s a whole different experience. This week, Garrett recaps a trip that spiraled fast, from navigating LAX to spending a day at Disneyland alone to boarding a Virgin Voyages cruise and stopping in Cabo. Somewhere along the way, his diet turned into a full week of cheeseburgers, snacks, and whatever was easiest to grab. H...

This week Garrett talks about building new stand-up material in Austin, the reality of testing jokes at open mics versus real club shows, and what it actually takes to refine a set over time. He shares where his comedy is at right now, why he’s been focused on stage work, and how that creative growth is influencing the future of the podcast.   He also updates listeners on the future of the podcast...

This week, Garrett returns to the mic and shares what’s been going on behind the scenes with the show, before taking listeners through a solo night out in downtown Austin leading to a “Code Red” in a velvet-lined speakeasy.   Feedback or questions? Email me! Podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://i...

This is a short New Year’s Eve message to close out the year. A few reflections, a little gratitude, and a quiet sign-off before we turn the page. Wherever you are when you’re listening, on the road, on the couch, or in your own head—thanks for spending a few minutes with me. I’ll see you in the new year.   Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends!   Follow the socials, y’all...

Celebrate the holidays with a special “Best Of” edition of The G Lex Podcast. Garrett looks back on the funniest stories, wildest moments, and craziest situations of the year, stitched together with brand-new holiday commentary and a few surprises along the way. From travel meltdowns to unexpected encounters, this episode is a warm, hilarious recap of everything that made 2025… a lot. Grab some co...

What does it really mean to date with intention? This week, Garrett tries to find out. He talks through updating his prompts, rethinking what he is looking for, and paying attention to how dating apps actually make him feel. It is a funny and honest look at modern dating going into 2026, all through the lens of someone trying to approach it differently for once. If you have ever tried to be more t...

Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge. But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it....

Black Friday used to be feral… and honestly? It still kinda is. This week, Garrett breaks down why modern Black Friday is nothing but inflated “deals,” scammy price hikes, and Amazon trickery — plus he relives the truly unhinged chaos of the early 2000s doorbuster era. From fistfights over Xbox 360s to grandmas brawling over $5 calculators, this episode is a nostalgic trip through America’s most c...

Garrett just got back from Los Angeles and he's got spooky stories. From an immersive haunted house in downtown LA that might've been a portal to hell, to the nicest human in Hollywood (Abby at Paramount), to getting accidentally drenched at Disneyland.  He dives into the chaos of Lightning Lanes, bad hospitality, and why Los Angeles feels like it was designed by a group of interns in a panic. Nee...

Garrett is back with his final thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 9. Garrett unpacks the true finale twist: the couples weren’t blindsided, we were! From friendship-bracelet levels of codependence to “we’re soulmates” said with dead eyes, this was a season of delusion as a love language. This season had more in common with MTV’s dating show NEXT which makes you wonder…maybe love ISN’T blind.    Need...

Garrett is back to discuss episodes 6 through 9 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and let’s just say things are getting weird. From KB’s wild “years without sex” flex, to Jordan’s protein nightmare (blended chicken + Crystal Light??), to Nick dropping “size queen” and Cartier references like he's auditioning for a show on Bravo, this episode is a full-blown cringe fest. We get into each couple's dysfunct...

Looking for a guy’s opinion on Love Is Blind Season 9? You’re in the right place. In this special edition of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett breaks down the first five episodes with unfiltered takes and zero chill. Nick might not be who he says he is, Kacie goes from “I wanna sit on your face” to “I need to go home” in record time, and everyone’s crying like Netflix is paying them by the tear. Who’s fa...

Garrett goes off on everything from stretchy yogurt to bad behavior at the movies before diving into two juicy listener emails. First up, a roommate’s freeloading boyfriend is pushing one listener to the edge. Then, a newly promoted marketing manager wonders why her work besties turned cold overnight. Garrett breaks it all down with brutally honest advice and unfiltered humor.    Need advice? Need...