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This low-effort lullaby was inspired simply by driving past a high school and noticing their sign hadn't been changed in months. We reflected on the life lessons being taught here, which we now share with you. Truthfully, this song languished in the studio closet for a hella long time in search of the right sound. But something about it always felt vaguely Mumford-esque. You know, the stomp-clap-h...

What if Rod Stewart wrote a Sesame Street song, you may be pondering? Well! Wonder no more! This song was 4 years in the making... mostly because it took me that long to be able to say all the tongue twisters in it. I certainly did learn, uh, something from it... I guess. More songs are at JoesDump.com Copyright 2026, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com All rights reserved. Not A Quinn-Martin P...

If you're not sure how to, you can use the rule of thumb. Except...what is that, exactly? Perhaps the answer to this burning question lies in this song.

In nearly every mad scientist's lab, there is that ONE door you should not open under any circumstances. Dr. Frankenstein had one, Dr. Jeckyll had one, and here in New Orleans, our local legend Dr. Morgus had a really dangerous one... This song is dead-icated to mad scientists with forbidden Secret Rooms everywhere. Happy Halloween, from the C.O.G.! PRODUCTION CREDITS: lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pi...

Prison reform left to the ghosts that inhabit the Jail. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he'd probably punch me in the nose for ripping off his sound.

All hail Waymo, for bringing us together in our hatred of automomous cars. YAY! Music: Paul McCartney, Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Tracy Chapman, Elton John Words: SG, Sulu, Niamh Bagnell, Burpo Guitars, bass, drums, percussion, piano, keyboards, dobro, banjo, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocal, tuba: Timothy J Weber

All hail Waymo, for bringing us together in our hatred of automomous cars. YAY! Music: Paul McCartney, Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Tracy Chapman, Elton John Words: SG, Sulu, Niamh Bagnell, Burpo Guitars, bass, drums, percussion, piano, keyboards, dobro, banjo, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocal, tuba: Timothy J Weber

It's a happy song about spiders

Every club has at least one weird creepy old guy prowling around. This song is a warning to all the young ladies about what is lurking in your local goth club. Additional Vocals by: Lily Starr

Parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants about some of the challenges that come with the passage of time.

WiFi Connection is a parody of the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog Okay fine. Kermit didn't write it. It was actually written by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher but don't tell Kermit that. Also don't tell him if you don't like Wilkins Coffee (Because your life might be in peril if you do). It also wasn't really performed by him either. It was performed by Jim Henson. (You could proba...

Elections are coming up... and good lord, look who it is! It's Tennessee's most disgusting and embarrassing export, US senator Marsha Blackburn! She's a trump devotee, she's the enemy of all things civil and reasonable... and now she's running to be Tennessee's next governor. Gross! Barf! Naturally, this calls for a medley of Beatle songs, all of which happen to be Paul's compositions. Music: Paul...

Many a young man has found himself infatuated with a young woman he encountered at her work and then became inspired to write a song for her: Parry Gripp wrote "Girl At the Video Game Store," Caustic Notions wrote "Coffee Girl," Computer Class wrote both "Checkout Girl" and "Med Study Girl." (It's always a "girl" and never a "woman") But what these young men often fail to notice is that someone be...

Real story about a guy called Jessie who is chasing the dream

Based on a true story. And also on Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)." Ensure drinking buddies: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics, Lyrica o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, Allegra There's hope. At age 60: o Jeff Bridges won his first Oscar, for Crazy Heart o Bob Dylan released his classic Love and Theft o Mahatma Gandhi led the Salt March for Indian independence o Penelope Fitzger...

Would you like ranch or garden herb on that word salad you just served?

"Gosh Steve, why haven't you put out a song about trump in so long? Could it be that you've come around and realized that he's the second coming of Jeebus?" Yeah, that's pretty much it. He's fine. Music: Les Emmerson Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Guitars, drums, bass, keys, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocals: Hollie Brogunier Cameo: Dolly Parton

Bill Frenzer of Ogden Edsl (the makers of the Dr. Demento classic #1 hit "Dead Puppies") brings the heat with "Don't Throw Barbie on the Barbie, Barbie" - a song discouraging the hobby of burning Barbie dolls. This double-A side single is now available on all streaming platforms. Get the new 7" or CD from Needlejuice Records: Bandcamp | Webstore Produced by Aaron Cohen and Skip Heller Artwork: Ken...

Just when you think you're holding it down, something brings it up again.

Spaff recently attended a reunion dinner with some old friends. Kurt asked if anyone had dietary restrictions. Dave said cilantro. Then he added, "Not allergic. Just can't stand it." And a song parody was born! What we learned about cilantro: o Americans call coriander leaves cilantro. Other English speakers call all of it coriander. o An olfactory receptor gene, OR6A2, determines your response to...

A classic tale of bathroom terrorism and adhesive assault.

You know how when someone says you look good for your age, you think, hmm, is that really a compliment? Because if they thought you looked good, they'd say you look good, and not qualify it with "for your age." Anyway, happy 250th birthday, America! You look good for your age! Here's our birthday tribute. It's a parody of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible." Of course. Boston Tea Partiers: M. Sp...