The Franchise Doctors

It's time for our franchise doctors to prescribe some medicine for the Texas Chainsaw films.  What kind of movie will each of them pitch to resuscitate this classic turned clunker.  Edited by Ana Korsmo. Produced by Aaron Donogh.  Music by Araless (Rob Snow)

Unfortunately episode 8 had audio problems and was lost so we will have to skip discussion of the prequel Leatherface from 2017 (cliff's notes: it sucks).  Today we have our friend Colin, cohost of the Nostalgia Pit with Rob, on to talk about the 2022 legacy sequel in the franchise.  This is penultimate episode of the season!  Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo Music by Araless (Rob Sn...

This is a fun attempt to make Leatherface, the cannibal murderer who wears people's faces without their consent, into a sympathetic character.  Does it succeed? We discuss this and much more on this fun episode about one of the more infamously terrible entries in this franchise.  Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Rob Snow

Don't get confused, what we have here is the prequel to the remake of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  This might be the franchise at its most cruel and nihilistic, but is it any good? Produced by Aaron Donogh Music by Rob Snow  Edited by Ana Korsmo

Almost 30 years after the original movie, Hollywood decided to reboot the franchise.  Did it do justice to an all-time horror classic? Or is it just another cash grab?  Produced by Aaron Donogh Edited by Ana Korsmo Music by Rob Snow Aaron's video game podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/attack-the-list/id6804155874 Rob's music: https://araless.bandcamp.com/music

Will we regret watching this movie as much as Matthew McConaughey regrets starring in it?   Produced by Aaron Donogh  Music by Rob Snow  Edited by Ana Korsmo

We leave the good installments totally behind as we watch a young Viggo Mortensen and Ken Foree try to carry this franchise.   Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Araless a.k.a. Rob Snow 

Tobe Hooper returns to direct the first sequel in this franchise and it is a wild ride.  Will Rob love it as much as Aaron, or will this be a dud for him?  Edited by Ana Korsmo Produced by Aaron Donogh Music by Araless (Rob Snow)

It's time for a whole new season! We watch all the Texas Chainsaw films and pitch how we would fix them.  We start with the original 1974 horror masterpiece!  Produced by Aaron Donogh Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Araless (Rob Snow)

The time has come for us to pitch your our fix to Robocop.  How would we fix this franchise? Listen to find out.  Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo Music by Araless (Rob Snow)

They actually did it! They made a second good Robocop thing.  Unfortunately very few people have seen the Canadian TV mini-series Robocop: Prime Directives.  Rob and Aaron watched the pilot episode and they talk about it this week.  Next week is the big finale of the first season, where we talk about how we would fix Robocop!  Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Araless (a.k.a...

Did you know that Robocop got a mid-90s television series with production values reminiscent of Power Rangers and acting the likes of which we haven't seen since the days of Xena Warrior Princess?  We didn't either, but we decided to do watch the pilot and do an episode about it because it is absolutely wild!  Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Araless (Rob Snow)

Did you know a movie can star Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, and Samuel L. Jackson and still be completely uninteresting? We will try not to bore you as much as this movie bored us!  Produced by Aaron Donogh  Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Araless (Robby Snow)

Did somebody say robot ninjas? And yet somehow this movie still sucks? Rob and Aaron revisit perhaps the most infamous entry in Robocop's canon and discuss whether it's better to fail if you do it spectacularly?  Produced by Aaron Donogh Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Araless (Rob Snow)

Have we already left behind the good Robocop? Aaron and Rob discuss the second movie in the Robocop franchise and how it retreads the same ground while simultaneously betraying its predecessor.  Show is produced by Aaron Donogh Editing by Ana Korsmo Music by Araless (Rob Snow) 

In our first episode Rob and Aaron enter the operating room to take on the Robocop franchise! They watch Paul Verhoeven's original 1987 cyberpunk masterpiece!  Produced by Aaron Donogh & Rob Snow  Edited by Ana Korsmo  Music by Rob Snow