The Fairbairn Podcast

If you’ve ever been ignored by Florence Pugh in your imagination, this one’s for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys debate how many unarmed men it would take to defeat various animals. It gets graphic. And weirdly emotional. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode contains sub-zero camping, fashion disasters and one of the strangest art stories you’ll ever hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys test each other’s knowledge on topics they actively dislike. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaxon spirals through message requests, Lachlan remembers Saturday Disney, and the boys debate the top 5 hours of the day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lachlan & Jaxon react to a list of unhinged English translations found on Japanese and Chinese restaurant menus, caution signs, and public toilets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys recap a chaotic cocktail crawl in Manly, reflect on ferry rides and Sydney icons, unpack their newfound love for jazz Plus: conspiracy chats, and a brutal history lesson on JFK’s sister. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lachlan and Jaxon each write the first half of a story, then switch and finish each other’s — with deeply cursed results. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaxon moves houses & Lachlan tries to “help ” by pitching a series of horrible money-making schemes, plus a father-son role play scene not to be missed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaxon and Lachlan each pick their dream 5-person fight team. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rocket League, parking rage, broken windows, and the worst tax bill of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaxon and Lachlan list their top Australian films, most of which aren’t technically Australian. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lachlan gets dobbed on at the gym, Jaxon dreams about lions, and the boys freestyle poetry about the Gold Coast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lachlan & Jaxon unpack a common drink that might secretly be poison & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lachlan hires a Japanese tutor and Jaxon recalls writing the worst story ever told. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not all hobbies are created equal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A huntsman nest explodes, Lachlan’s Subway sandwich stand off, and the boys try to make real estate sexy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Bond, Mr. Bean, and Bob the Builder go head-to-head in the ultimate battle for London supremacy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackson gets mugged in London, loses everything, and somehow ends up in a TikTok scam & Lachlan returns from Japan with unsolicited cultural expertise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strap in for the dumbest episode we’ve ever made. Merry Christmas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaxon springs a surprise trip to Europe and the boys scramble to get all their work done in time for his departure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lachlan tackles what a girl does in a day, while Jaxon goes on about something else what’s new. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys talk about the best sandwiches, genie wishes, and some of the most dangerous hobbies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys made a friend in Queensland, attended a Titanic exhibition, and defended microplastics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jaxon makes a list about Lachlan, they discuss Batman, and Jaxon hates musical comedy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.