The Early Thing

This morning, the sad man yells about Facebook and birthdays. He really seems to not be happy about most things. Show him that you care by supporting the podcast. Follow the sad man on twitter and write a review on apple podcasts because it really helps spread the word about this loser. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/Th...

This morning, Gregory the italian steps in for an episode to show the sad man how its done. He is 100% Italian and should not be thought of anything besides that so please don’t. He sells birth certificates and is extremely straight. If you would like to contact Gregory please call 1-800-783-3637 for more information. Conall should be back tomorrow. Have a nice day. I’m on twitter! Follow for free...

This morning, the sad man is for some reason at people who enjoy concerts… like wtf. This man has no idea how sad he truly is, but he yells at his experiences at concerts and shows. To be fair, most people at those shows are annoying but it shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it. Please follow me on twitter. It's private because, believe it or not, there are some people that I don’t want to hear scre...

This morning, the sad man makes his first compilation of bad episodes that might as well exist on the internet. I sure hope he doesn't regret putting them out there for everybody to hear what a huge loser he is. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on A...

This morning, the sad man gets another haircut and is still somehow mad about it. He should really just go bald considering how much he complains about his hair, but he would never do that cause he’s a pussy. Please enjoy and follow the sad man on twitter. He is funny. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing ______...

This morning, the sad man yells at possibly the worst sport of all time and the worst coach of all time. Also, he didn’t even finish that one story he was telling at the end of the episode so I guess we will all have to wait to hear the end. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Ch...

I made it to 20 episodes!! I am very happy about that so thank you to anyone who has listened or supported me. This morning, the sad man yells at frats, the way people say words, and his own brother. What a sad sad life this man must live if this is what he thinks is making for a good podcast. What a loser. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: h...

This morning, the sad man yells at a national treasure that is viewed and enjoyed by millions every year. He does like football, but does not understand the idea of liking one team over another. If you happen to be reading this, look in the mirror and say “I love you” you loser. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/pod...

This morning, the sad man totally makes fun of Kobe Bryant's death. He is in no way joking and sincerely feels this way so please take it personally. This is not a show with a man exaggerating his feelings for the sake of comedy. Please be angry about this because this is EVERYTHING to you. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed):  https://podcasts.app...

In today's episode, the sad man yells at actual middle schoolers. When he was in middle school, he was too ashamed to style his hair in any way so it just went straight down and people would make fun of him for it. But, he would rather that than admit that he needed to buy hair products and ask his parents to buy him some. Or even his friends… what an idiot. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Po...

I’m fine don’t worry

Its been a minute, well actually a week so sorry. But, I'm here to dump on body image. Why is it that when Jennifer Lawrence's nudes leak everyone goes crazy, but when I snapchat my vice principle a picture of my pubic hair its "illegal"... what a crazy world we live in. Anyway please enjoy my thoughts I got big things coming. If you could, please tell your friends about me and show them an episod...

In today's episode, the sad man yells at people who use Tinder. Seems kinda stupid though as he is a very lonely person and could only benefit from having someone in his life. What an idiot. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Che...

This morning, our hero gets the chance to use ad reads, intro, and outro music... yay. Please let me know what you think by reviewing "The Early Thing" on Apple podcasts so I can maybe get some sponsors for the horrible stuff I say in my car at 4 am. Stay crunchy. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-...

This morning, the shameful loser yells at his own family that just wants to spend time with him by doing an escape room. Also how are you doing person reading this? Please rate the podcast if you enjoy on Apple podcast because it really helps me out. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall...

This morning, the shameful loser yells at people who think this ww3 is gonna happen. Also, bananas Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw __...

In today’s episode, the silly sad mad yells at people genuinely trying to live their best lives while he himself doesn’t even know how to do taxes. That’s an honest truth. Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early T...

Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ In today’s episode this mad mf rants about something simple like a ha...

Today the mad man yells at his younger cousins and his aunt... funny stuff. Sorry about the scratchy mic I have no idea how to improve mic quality. Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ It’s The Early Thing Christmas Extravaganza! Join me please

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ This just in! Breaking news from your moms house

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ I hate phones

Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw?si=W9vplcF_TiiI9h1QFH_Xrg _______________________________ Have you ever called your mom by her first name in church?

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Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?uo=4 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4IfMFW2bPFUaMoXgMJVfFw _______________________________ In this episode we find our hero stuck between two opposing forces th...