The Conditional Release Program

As the period of mourning extends into its first week, we ask what hope, if any does the Australian Republican Movement of convincing the majority of Australians to reject a constitutional monarchy. The death of QEII also created concerns about freedom of speech with attempts to silence and punish anyone who spoke out about her. There should be no limits to free speech. In sport, the footy finals...

The Two Jacks ask if Twitter is good for journalism or if its left orientation has created a thought bubble. Is the four day working week here? And how do we fix Australia's low literacy and numeracy rates in schools? The opponents for the AFL Grand Final are now sorted with the Cats comfortably defeating the Lions and the Swans beating Collingwood by a solitary point. In the NRL, jack predict...

HK and JTI discuss the clash between journalism and the courts when unsolved murders are explored by journalists. Using Hedley Thomas's Teacher's Pet and the consequent conviction of Chris Dawson for the murder of his wife, Lyn as an example, HK Jack takes a lawyer's view while JTI argues that without Hedley Thomas, Chris Dawson would not have had his moment of reckoning. Meanwhile, th...

Yes, the Queen is dead at the suspiciously tender young age of 96 years old. Was she already dead? Was she alive enough to be killed again? Either way, the reptilian alien Lizzie the Lizard has eaten her last baby. What a shame. Yes, cookers are losing it and conservatives are falling over themselves to be the saddest person in the bunch. Just wait till they hear what King Charles thinks about cli...

This week, w e spend some time on unique witchy freedom fighter, Lizzie Rose! We will head down into the tunnels to see what Dan Andrews has really been up to, find out how Lizzie solved a mystery in Sale and get an update on what she's up to now.

The Two Jacks have an extended discussions on the astonishing news of Scott Morrison's five - count 'em, five self appointed secret ministries. We take a look at the Job Summit coming up in September and wonder why Peter Dutton's Libs won't be attending. In sport, Carlton finish the season on a low note from which JTI is s till recovering, Essendon's week from hell rolls into a...

We are finally looking at The Great Reset - the ideological bogeyman of the conpsiracy universe. Is Klaus Schwab evil? No. But he is a raging capitalist? Yes. Does he want you to eat bugs? No. Is Ralph Babet an idiot? Yes. Unfortunately The Great Reset is a huge topic and Joel has done way too much research into it - so this one is part 1 of several. In this episode we get around the idea of eatin...

Scott Morrison has been the secret Minister for Everything but was it legal? The two Jacks discuss the Packer emails and congratulate him for his poisoned pen. A terrible double murder of two women in Sydney leads police to claim the rule book has been thropwn out. JTI says it hasn't been around for a long time. EVs are coming whether HK jack likes it or not and in the footy, the final round o...

A huge week for cookers with Dave Oneegs getting a lawyer who comes with a little bit of a history. Avi Yemini is denied entry to New Zealand and uses the opportunity to grift money from idiots while Rukshan is pretty much completely ignored despite also being involved. Eric Trump takes a selfie which casually includes some very sensitive information. Why? Because he is an idiot. This week we are...

This week Jack looks at the bizarre behaviour of Scott Morrison and looks at his motivations for being the minister for everything. Cookers think it's all part of a WEF agenda because they are incredibly stupid.  We also have a quick check in on cookers at the start. They have not been idle. Maybe protesting outside a childrens hospital was a bad idea?  Are we the bad guys? Yes. You are the ba...

**** In this episode we mention Ron DeSantis being quite reasonable about the FBI raid - we got this one wrong. Turns out he's still a completely cooked idiot and he was talking about a previous event, defending the police in a completely different scenario. Jokes on us for assuming DeSantis could be reasonable. Whoops!*** Last week Trump's residence at Mar-A-Lago, Florida was searched by...

What are political honeymoons and how long do they last? The media has speculated that Anthony Albanese's political honeymoon is over on a regular basis but his approval ratings remain at historic highs. Meanwhile, we eulogise Olivia Newton-John and Judith Durham. And with fall out, from the Adelaide Crows 2019 motivational camp continuing, we ask what the hell was the club doing and how could...

This week Jack looks at the Uluru Statement From The Heart and explains some of the lesser known elements of what is, to quote Joe Biden, 'a big fucking deal'. But it's just a big deal to me - cause I'm not allowed to swear this week! Yep. My niece Stevie has told me that she likes the podcast - but doesn't like the swearing. Since you ingrates don't share the episodes enou...

This week we focus on 3 anti vaxx players who used the pandemic to step into the spotlight, we look at some of the most outrageous claims about vaccines - SOS revisits the best day of her life, and Sandee shares the work of a hero.

If you think you've had a bad week it's got nothing compared to Alex Jones' week. Not only facing financial ruin - but due to a leak of his text messages from HIS OWN ATTORNEYS it's looking like he might be up for some criminal charges too. So now it's a good week. Let's celebrate the downfall of an actual villain.  Ron Watkins takes an L but not all cookers lose their prim...

Newspoll reveals Albo is our new God (for now). Not bad for a bloke his opponents said Australians didn't know and couldn't trust. "A great tree has fallen" Archie Roach's death and the loss to the nation. The Indigenous Voice and associated referendum -- how does the government go about ensuring its success? Listeners letters. Convicted paedos out on bail. Labor's childcar...

We are back with a mammoth episode for our 101st - this time we are looking into the 'laptop from hell'. Yes, Hunter Biden did leave his laptop at a computer store in Delaware. No, it wasn't the Russians. But can we trust what's on it? Kinda. But we can say one thing for sure - if this was a stich up, they wouldn't have given him such a massive schlong. Hunter is a crackhead an...

The foot and mouth disease threat in Australia. Is the Opposition playing politics in demanding Australia close its borders to Indonesia? Well, yes. The Two Jacks consider the consequences of an outbreak but with the right biosecurity measures in place, border closures could only be considered as a last resort. The economic scourge of the world, inflation, is hitting Australia hard with CPI figure...

The Libs can't decide whether to have quotas on female candidates and JTI thinks if they can't fix it, they will become unelectable. Meanwhile, local media fail to report on the real causes of Sri Lanka's economic crisis, preferring either to focus on the chemical fertiliser ban or ignore it completely. The world beats a path to the door of golfer Cameron Smith and HK Jack provides his...

We made it! Almost two years of looking at cults, crims and con artists. We wanted to celebrate by making a super special episode that we worked VERY hard on... Thanks for sticking with us - long time listeners will enjoy this one and newbies might get a bit of an idea of where we came from. Either way - it's been fun to look back over 100 weeks of ridiculous conspiracies and fringe politics.

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The census data is in and combined with the election results, the Libs have been rejected by high income earners. Can they get back blue ribbon seats won by the Teals? It's doubtful but JTI says if they fail to win them at the next federal election, they're gone for good. Meanwhile Albo travels to Ukraine with some media likening it to Morrison's Hawaii holiday. 

While it's not making headline news at 6'oclock on Channel 7, the January 6 hearings in the US Congress are absolutely going off. The implications of this are extraordinary and the $64,000 question remains - will they charge Donald J Trump? Jack takes a deep look into what's been happening over the past while in the rabbit hole. In the news we look at a recent win for recently single M...

This week we’ve only got one thing to ask you…. “Who’s your daddy” That’s right, it’s time to take a closer look at Freemasons & Bill Heffernan through the lense of Karen Brewer.  We’ll revisit Karen Brewer Day, take a look at the ongoing Kaz phenomenon & unfortunately “they’re still there” in Canberra...