The Conditional Release Program

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While reviewing world and local news, the Two Jacks discuss recent information in Australia regarding excess deaths through the pandemic years and into 2022. HK Jack brings some UK information through a Lancet study on delayed cancer diagnosis. JTI responds with a demand for more data and gives his own account of his cancer treatment during a lockdown.  

The level of fear and loathing around smart cities in cooker circles is next level. Why? Because their imaginations are a wasteland of violent fantasies and these people are just walking necks looking for a boot. So they make one up. Most of the discourse around smart cities is bullshit. In this episode we look at what a smart city actually is, what we should be worried about and what we absolutel...

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The Two Jacks discuss the ACT DPP's decision to drop the retrial of Bruce Lehrmann. What legal basis was there to make this decision? Whose interests were served by it? What mistakes made by media personalities must be avoided in future?  China drops hard Covid measures, Macron comes over all Russian and Grandpa Joe tells coal miners to learn to code. In Australia, the Libs battle demographics...

In this week's episode we review the Victorian state election and marvel at all conquering Dan Andrews who looks like he won't lose a seat in this election following the stonking Danslide in 2018. The Liberals have gone backwards and have demographic challenges everywhere. HK Jack calls for renewal and federal intervention but that's not so easy in the Liberal party structure. Albo has...

When all has failed, what is left for the freedom loyalists? They’ll go back to their friends and family and the lives they were leading before all of this happened. Not so quick. When you’re in deep and the world no longer looks or feels the way it did before, that is simply not an option.  In today’s episode we will discuss what is next and ponder where this is all leading to…

Victoria is the leading state when it comes to cookers and they've turned a fairly ordinary state election into a circus. A superbowl of stupidity. A farce of fuckwits. We look at the results and what the kids have been saying online. So how are they taking the loss? Not well. It's all about the election this week! But we still give you a bit of goss about Pete and Zippy at the end, bless....

The Two Jacks dig deep on the Midterm results and determine that Trump, described in the New York Post as a "Florida retiree" and "avid golfer" after his announcement to run in 2024, is cooked as a political heavyweight. HK Jack believes he may not even make it into the primaries. JTI thinks he will but until then the donation grift has to keep rolling. HK Jack points to the number...

This week we are back to normal programming with a full episode - we look at the US midterms in the news and then have a look and see how the American Front Line Doctors are going. Turns out, it's a bit scammy at the top. Who'dathunkit!?!? Cooker update looks at the invasion of the Aboriginal Tent Embassy with "some real 1788 coloniser shit" when antivaxxers waited till the caretak...

As Trump announces his candidacy for 2024, the Two Jacks sift through the mid term results and declare Trump unelectable. More so, if the Republicans can't remove his influence from the party, they remain at risk of splitting. Meanwhile, the UK is looking at a long and enduring recession and the EU is following, although economists believe Europe's recession will not last as long. Is Brexi...

This is a trailer! For as little as $5 a month, get this and all the rest. There's some decent stuff up there! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram We have a look at the US midterms where (at time of recording) many pivotal cooker contests were still in play.  Did Boebert get elected? We still don't know. But she's now ahead so that sucks.  Lots to look at in the midter...

Very lazy uploading this trailer - this is last weeks premium episode! Get the full thing at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram Heaps to discuss this week - we should have bunged in a bit about Kyrie Irving but we hit an hour just on these topics.  Elon Musk is a jerk and killing twitter and his posting of a conspiracy theory around the attack on Paul Pelosi all but confirms his...

The Patreon Two Jacks (around the world) and the main feed Two Jacks (hard hats and high viz) are now one - combined! And so it shall be from here onwards. The Two Jacks has been in hiding recently due to some issues with some files. They were on a USB stick that was sent to Abu Dhabi and Jack was tasked with going to find it. Jack is a lazy man, and thought it a tedious journey so we got some sau...

It's time for part 2 of our look at Ida Auken's essay 'Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.' It's a weird article that should never have existed. While a lot of it is based on projections from the WEF that include emerging technologies and governmental trends - it reads like a goddamn policy. In reality, it's just a bizarre short...

This week we look at the continuing breakdown of Kanye West whose antisemitism has started pilling normies that like his crappy music. We also check in on Elon Musk's twitter takeover which was either incredibly stupid or incredibly smart but it's definitely incredibly bad for humanity (despite what Jack bloody Dorsey thinks). And Randy has a wank at a child care centre. Feels better for i...

So we pick up our look back at the Melbourne protest scene at the start of September, Freedom Day !  Wait, but we aren't free yet so what went wrong...? The Anti Dan sentiment picks up, Monica & Morgan take control & the karma bus runs over a couple of OG's. We take a quick look at the continued aftermath of Mission2Melbourne & share our Tinfoil Tale of the week. Here's the...

Been very lazy about posting teaser trailers to lure you guys into our patreon - but I just got my tax bill so it's time to start temping y'all to join. We did Alex Jones a couple weeks ago, but this week we are looking at antivaxxers. We thought that around now would be the time the antivax movement died. The data is clear - vaccines work. Not only that, but side effects are incredibly ra...

You'll own nothing and you'll be happy - it's the second most overused WEF trope outside 'you will eat ze bugs'. But it's equally as meaningless. An article written by a WEF young global leader that went to a WEF global council meeting to be discussed at a few sessions on how products as a service in smart cities could change society. It wasn't an agenda - maybe a predi...

AG Mark Dreyfus outlines the structure and funding of the National Anti-Corruption Commission. HK Jack asks what it's supposed to stop. JTI with a journalist's eye likes what he sees. More perp walks, please. 

The Albanese government decides not to decide in stage three tax cuts and have pushed the decision to next May's federal budget. What are the stage three tax cuts, who gets them and are we looking at nothing more than upper middle class tax cuts? JTI ponders those doing it tough on $200 thou a year and suggests a nationwide telethon. 

We are back with the usual format and this week we look at Tucker Carlson's bizarre interview with Kanye West where old Tucker left out all the good bits. Trump stands over one of his associates to give Melania shares for no apparent reason and now has another enemy in the ranks and Simeon Boikov has become a peace loving hippy all of a sudden. Seems a bit suss? It is. In our new 'cooker c...

It's about time we did this - and it was a great chat. We've done the inevitable crossover to look at the mission2melbourne. Was it a flop? What the hell happened? What are they even protesting? A very special episode for a fairly average event.

It's been a while between drinks listeners and it's all Joel's fault. While the good listeners of The Conditional Release Program are hard at work doing things for money, the skiving delinquent Joel has been off watching rock and roll concerts in the USA and Mexico. Why are the nails nine inches? What is a Rammstein? These are questions he doesn't answer in the episode. I don't...

This week we start our deep dive into the Melbourne protest scene - how did we get here? Why are we still here? Will it ever end? We also take a look at the lead up to Mission2Melbourne and it hasn't been great. To say there's some drama would be an understatement!