The Cinebytes

Fall is finally here!!! Little weird that we decided to do a movie that is VERY SPECIFICALLY BASED IN THE SPRING, I guess...but whaddya gonna do, this movie sure FEELS like Halloween! We set aside our collective disdain for the DISGUSTING, VILE, PUTRID WASTE OF SPACE that director Victor Salva is this week to talk about his movie that somehow exists post-prison sentence...JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001)....

Damn you, 2026! RIP Sam, this one's for you! Welp, we lost another legend in the great Sam Neill this year...and somehow, amazingly, Paul W. S. Anderson's Event Horizon (1997) was already next in our lineup. Almost as if it were written...in the stars? (Get it? Cuz space?) All jokes aside, we sat down for a fun discussion on a very underrated sci-fi horror flick in this one. Maybe not th...

HI, KIDS! Do you like violence? Do you wanna see a family burned inside of their ride like rye chips? Watch a bunch of mystery murders in a bunch of fly clips? Well, look no further, I can guarantee you're gonna like this... These kids parents is dead weight...I'm trying to get my head straight...just watched a bunch Sinister shit in a bunch of snuff tapes... And Professor Jonas said, &q...

Man, where's Miracle Max when ya need him, huh? You asked for it, and we delivered! We had to jump on the bandwagon before it rolls out of the station to talk about Curry Barker's MASTERPIECE that's taken the country by storm...OBSESSION (2026)! You may be surprised to find that we initially had WILDLY different takes on this...ok, maybe it's not THAT surprising, but damn it, w...

Welcome to the neighborhood! Do you ever have problems with your weird neighbors? Rude paperboys that knock your coffee out of your hand? High strung tenants firing guns all over the place? Dogs pooping in your yard? What happens when the neighborhood busybody.....is YOU?! We decided to cleanse our paletes this week after getting them all grimed up from Terrifier 2, so we went to the COMPLETE OPPO...

Y'all ready to be Terrified? Join us this week for another thrilling (and completely disgusting) jaunt into the realm of Art the Clown! With a whole new cast of characters, and a much more FLESHED OUT script (yes, pun intended), Damien Leone's sophomore effort outdoes the original in every way! More blood, more gore, more silly slapstick humor...and the final result is a RIPPING good tim...

Nis...nis tutarim everybody, it's time to party down with the Deadites! For this week's episode, we decided to kick it old school again with one of the most beloved cult classic films of all time...Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead (1981)! Do you have a love of card games, "Friendsgiving" dinners, road trips to remote cabins, and/or dismembering your loved ones to save yourself an...

Who's ready for a good ol' fashioned Alabama Ass-Kickin'?? The Firefly Family is back as we cover the second installment in Rob Zombie's "Hellbilly"trilogy, The Devil's Rejects (2005), featuring your favorites (and ours), Baby, Otis, and good ol' Captain Spaulding! Could things GET more messed up than House of 1,000 Corpses? OF COURSE! There's always ro...

Rise and shine, campers! Grab your sleeping bags and your ponchos, because it's about to get bloody... With summer in full swing, we thought what better movie to cover than one that kicked off a franchise that's literally synonymous with the season...Friday the 13th (1980)! Just close your eyes and imagine...crickets chirping across a still, dark lake...the crackling sounds of a campfire...

Welcome to Santa Cru-uh, Carla! The Mur-uh, vamp-uh...comic and VHS tape capital of the world! Definitely no murder or vampires here, just forget I said that... We're keeping those summer vibes going this week with Joel Schumacher's fresh, sexy vampire romp from 1987, The Lost Boys! Do you like dogs, boardwalks and prank-playing grandpas? How about motorcycles, garlic and a little train...

Greetings from Halsingland! Are you ready for the festivities to begin?? Now that the weather has FINALLY turned and the sun is back, we decided to sit down to talk about Ari Aster's second feature film, MIDSOMMAR (2019), and it sure is a beautiful movie! So brightly lit, so warm, so refreshing. So many pretty colors like the flowers in Dani's May Queen gown, the yellow of the sacred tem...

Hey kids, who's ready for a pool party??? We've got Freddy manning the grill this week as we dig into part 2 of the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise! Deemed one of the "gayest films ever" (rude), we think for as much hate as this movie gets, it's STILL near the top end of installments in this series, with great body horror, hilarious moments (intentional or otherwise), an...

Well, hey there, gorgeous! We sure do love a movie with substance here at The Cinebytes, don't you? Get ready to get gross (physically and emotionally) in this VERY feminist-minded film from a couple years ago that people are still talking about today - The Substance (2024)! We had both seen this previously, and we STILL weren't prepared to dive into all this movie has to offer. Emotiona...

Welcome to the beautiful Monroeville mall, chock full of department stores for your home goods needs, entertainment destinations to provide hours of fun for you and your family, and please take advantage of our wonderful food court, serving up plenty of corn dogs, pizza, and brains! ...wait, what was that last part? You guessed it folks, we sat down to talk about the legendary George A. Romero&apo...

Well, kiss me Blarney stones, it looks like it's that time of the year again! The chill is starting to leave the air, replaced with the sounds of a lilting pan flute, and what's this...a space marine is giving wein birth to a full-grown gold goblin. How magical, indeed. We really must apologize in advance for the shit show you're about to experience, as we inexplicably chose part FO...

"Are you watching?..." We hope you did, because if you didn't, you missed out on a HELL of a good time! We sat down this week to talk about Zach Cregger's sophomer effort, WEAPONS (2025), and it did NOT disappoint. Who would you suspect if an entire flock of children from one town went missing at once...but...separately? How much vodka would you need to cope with the whole town...

Hello, Sid-nebytes! What's YOUR favorite Scary Movie? With Scream 7 just around the corner, we HAD to revisit this CLASSIC franchise. And revisit we did, turning in another fun episode in the process! A heapin' helpin' of your favorites from the OG are BACK to be terrorized by the one and only...two and only?...Ghostface killah'(s). We loved coming back to the universe of Woods...

Happy Valentimes, Cinebyters! Here's hoping you all have someone to have Heart Eyes for this year! As for us, we've got Heart Eyes for this movie! This week, we wanted to chat about this fun holiday hit that's equal parts Rom-Com and Bloody Slasher, and fun from start to finish! With a cool, original baddie(s?)...and an all-star cast full of baddies...this is a great addition to the...

Hey, all you cockadoody listeners! Welcome to Stephen King month! Are you ready for MORE wintertime fun? Then look no further, as we've got yet ANOTHER adaptation for your listening pleasure. We decided to give the legendary Rob Reiner a nice send-off (RIP), covering his only horror movie, written by the legendary Stephen King, and featuring the legendary Kathy Bates in an Oscar-winning perfo...

This is KDK-12 to KDK-1! This is KDK-12 to KDK-1! Come in! Just kiddin', it's your pals The Cinebytes, back to kick off 2026 with a SUPER SIZED episode on a SUPER GREAT movie! You know it, you love it, it's one of everyone's faves...except maybe Stephen King...it's Stanley Kubrick's The Shining (1980)! And know it and love it as you may...do you know how different it...

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! It's Christmas Eve-Eve and we're dropping ANOTHER holiday hit down your chimneys with It's a Wonderful Life from 1946 rounding out our...I'm sorry? What's that? OH! Sorry 'bout that, this is actually a horror podcast, so we're chatting about It's a Wonderful KNIFE from 2023...much more modern, but much less likely to land...

Happy Holidays, everyone! LET THE PUNISHMENT BEGIN! What happens when Grandpa convinces you that Santa is evil...and then you IMMEDIATELY see "Santa" do some evil crap that very night?? Well, naturally you sit in an orphanage and let that marinate for a decade or so, until YOU'RE put into the big red suit to see how YOU hold up. There's NO WAY this could end badly! We sat down...

COME AND GET IT! Dinner is served for The Cinebytes Thanksgiving week episode on The Menu (2022)!  We had a great time sitting down at the dinner table to chat about this STELLAR horror comedy that came out of NOWHERE late in 2022! Ralph Fiennes, Anya Taylor-Joy and Nicholas Hoult delight in a surprisingly peppy and upbeat culinary adventure, where the guests are completely immersed in the experie...

Brace yourselves, folks...this might be a rough one...but, as always, we'll try to make it as fun as possible anyway! We sat down to talk about the VERY heavy, VERY gross follow up to Danny and Michael Philippou's VERY heavy and VERY gross "Talk to Me"...BRING HER BACK (2025)! Looks like the RackaRacka squad is back up to their old tricks (along with some new ones) with an EXCE...

Happy Halloween, Cine-biters! As mentioned on the previous release...we have a tradition 'round these here parts. On Halloween...we talk Hellraiser! Today marks the beginning of season 3, so naturally we're onto the third installment of this wild ride of a franchise! And this one brought along all manner of new hurdles to clear... Besides Pinhead, our entire crew of Cenobites is replaced...