The Chris Czar Show

It's a WINTER SOLSITICE SPECIAL! Introduce yourself to one of today's most talented Grief and Death Counselors as we cover approaching death as a youth, tools to use for overcoming the unknown, and what it was like growing up Iranian during the early 2000's. As always, hit me with the good good on IG @christopherczar

Writer, Entrepreneur, Astrologer, and Reiki Master Caitlin Goehring talks the trajectory from once studying to become a therapist, to opening her own company, the socialization of men becoming problem solvers, shifting coffee tipping culture, improving emotional intelligence, and healthily roasting my zodiac chart. Connect with her @breathinginspirit and as always, hit me up my DM’s @christophercz...

Gen Z more like Gen SHEEEEEEEESH trololol. Our guest this week is future neuroscientist, current anime expert, and formally known as my baaaaaby brother. I'm dropping this EP the day before he leaves for CU Boulder and - no cap, I am emotional about this, and admittedly, he is hella mellow. So while I know this is a huge contrast to my last string of episodes - there is a good chance that you...

Author of Recalibration: How to Reset When Shit Hits the Fan sits down for (her words) the best podcast she has ever done (HEYO!) - and I'm telling you that just to say hey man - I'm betting you'll have a ton of fun on this episode too. She opens up about what its like losing a sibling at a young age, talking shit on Connecticut, getting past rejection, and a couple more teasers from h...

AI expert, Coast Guard Veteran, and walking encyclopedia for all things ancient wisdom + mystic sits down for my first ever 3 hour episode. If you're wondering "is there anybody out there like Duncan Trussell" this guy gets awfully close (with a little dash of Florida bro). Have a blast with the wizard himself, James Dugger, and as always, hit me with the heat on IG @christopherczar

Devon Williams is the owner of SolCleanseCo, as well as a new trend + innovation savant, anime-lover, and mutually-fervent advocate of #Kosscooks. Enjoy this ride as we discuss everything from aliens and government conspiracies, to starting a business and being the middle-kid. I have no doubt you will leave this episode feeling like this guy is one of the most fun and thoughtful people you will ev...

"She will talk Rumi, Stoicsm, and Rufus Du Sol in the same breath” - me, at some point, probably. Have a ball laughing along this high energy convo as we weave through psychedelics, emotional intelligence, alternative universes where a parent does porn, being a veteran Burner and what its like being a woman who left everything she knew to strike it out on her own. DM me on insta @christopherc...

You know I like to own my red flags but this guy got Red-State flags ya know what I mean? This man is a lover and actually means well behind the gruff, hot takes, and out-of-pocket banter - I promise. Meet the man who helped make me as I take this episode to help celebrate Father's Day in 2023. Some spoilers: 1) We were bullshitting here like nobody was listening. Take that for what it's w...

An unreleased treat opens up the episode from the great Jimmy Dean, and a joyride of a conversation follows. Drop in to hear what its like to start a business in your twenties, walk the fine line of running a mushroom spore bank, how to make the right choices for you, even when they might seem unpopular amongst your friends. Hit me on instagram with the heat @christopherczar! leave a review if you...

Tea-spiller, serial monogamist, and Long Beach office star @joeyrial joins the podcast to rip Czar for his tastes for a celebrity crush, mutually console one another for the RIP for Tumblr porn, and play a small game of We’re Not Really Strangers. It goes deep, obscene, and dare I say mildly intellectual. Have fun with us on the EP, DM me on IG with the HEAT @christopherczar

This is the first episode made in the new studio! Enjoy the ride as Brandon speaks as the leading authority on what health, wealth, being Jew-ish (dash intended). Leave a review, DM me on insta with any hot takes you might have (promise?). Love ya!

Czar weaves in and out of sincerity and absurdity as he reveals what his Mom's advice on Valentine's Day is, his biggest hangup on relationships, and his (non)expert advice on what people can do with relationships future past and present.  

Czar talks about the great Super Bowl team conspiracy with Valentine's Day, why anybody would call something a "legal" holiday, and the Mr. Clean commercial that rocked the American psyche. 

Czar makes fun of his own imperfections, Wikipedia verified Poles, and the karmic difference between the people who had peasants and the people that own slaves.   Also: Men being the (pleasant) butt of the joke, the big thing Poles and Jews have in common, the "Abrahaming" bit, a Lion's Pride, having none of the Evil Empire, and the tent city music festival.

Czar riffs about getting off to a happy start this new year, lays in some cheeky jokes on some social commentary, and gives a shoutout to the fans inspiring me to rise to the top!

Act I: The CBD guys weren't that chill, and what it's like having a distinguishable schnauzer.  Act II: Optimistic about 2023 and Ukrainian-sourced optimism.  Act III: Going after greatness and what to do if you have a chance to make a new identity. Don't ask my why I described the episode like this, or do ask @christopherczar.

0-5:00: baseball, bro. 5:05-5:15: new material and catching up 14:30 - 2:17:30 : a feel-good conversation with two goofs. 2:17:30 - 2:20:40: "the directors cut" bit and an open-micer's mind. 

Czar chills on this one with some talk about San Diego greatness, grandmothers you should cuss with, and Italians being "processed", 

After a bout of dark humor, Czar riffs on the time his mom learned what "Red Flag" meant.

I know my Ep. Titles sound like a song made by Fall Out Boy but the ep's can be equally fun and emo so... enjoy the ride as Czar talks about the single worst effect of Roe v. Wade overturnment (not a word), social commentary regarding Father's Day, and the potential we could have if we treated the Summer Solstice with Christmas energy. 

Czar chops it up with topo chico sipping nonsense about an alternative reality where Elon ends up never buying twitter. Hey, does it feel like this episode is all gonna be over the map? You're right. It is. Thanks for voting.  -Vegans eat vegetables. Vegetables are living. Vegans are marginalizing vegetables based on sentience. Vegans - you're canceled.  -The movie Whiplash and daddy iss...

Czar riffs with you about all the non-athletes gracing the cover of 2022's SIWE, getting our priorities right, and what he found when he looked in to San Diego's history before it was "San Diego". 

Czar rolls on the social climate abortion war getting reeeeeal quiet on Mother's Day, common paradoxes, and how long does an email sign-off need to be to show you're a decent human being. 

Czar riffs on the brilliance of putting a dispensary right next to a dank Mexican food spot (classic San Diego), the small chapter of his life he title's Grandma's Boy, and what's up with Cinco De Mayo.

Czar riffs on the whole lot that's going on in the world on this day (Depp-Heard Trial, Ukraine, Abortion rights) and enlightens his fans about 1) Why he's cool with a girl who has an Onlyfans and 2) Why Manny Machado and the San Diego Padres are a match meant to be.  DM me on Insta @christopherczar