The Cavalry

It's episode 147 of The Cavalry! Andrew's on the ship but that's not stopping him from needing backup that escalators should go faster. Johnny needs backup on the Olive Garden being delicious. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?...

It's episode 146 of The Cavalry! After a Super Bowl recap and discussion of a listener comment, Andrew needs backup on unrealistic cleanliness standards for houses being the reason adults lose friends as they get older. Johnny needs backup on not being an asshole for not telling family when he's in their town performing. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Po...

It's episode 145 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on there being an easier way for the IRS to collect taxes. Andrew needs backup on sober people being the real nepo babies. Enjoy! Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_l...

It's episode 144 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on not wanting to see good dad's in children's programming because it makes him feel inferior. Johnny needs backup on not living so long that you're someone's burden. Enjoy! Join the Patreon to hear our bonus Would You Rather episode and all sorts of extra content.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon fo...

It's episode 143 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on teleportation being the next big technical advancement. Andrew needs backup on home insurance covering everything or nothing at all. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our upcoming Would You Rather bonus episode! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.c...

It’s episode 142 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on being anti-subscription. Andrew needs backup on making scientists famous again. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

It's episode 141 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one has ever actually been smothered to death by a pillow. Johnny needs backup on his belief that no one is actually a flat-earther. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_so...

It's episode 140 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not returning gifts for anything except for a different size. Andrew needs backup on being able to pay extra for UPS to backdate when you dropped a package off. Enjoy! Join the Patreon to hear post-show banter and our bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalr...

It's episode 139 of The Cavalry and Johnny learns at what temperature water freezes. Then Johnny needs backup on not putting raisins or other undesirable things in cookies. Andrew needs backup on always buying the fruit that's already bagged up. Enjoy! Also subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our bonus episode with Mike Cummings where he tells us his best quitting stories....

It's episode 138 of The Cavalry and we did it live! Andrew needs backup on the signs businesses have saying "no cash on the premises" being dumb and Johnny needs backup on LayZBoy's not being that comfortable. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...

It's episode 137 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on using bitter referees who never made it as the rules specialists on NFL broadcasts. Johnny needs backup on if something is expensive enough it should never require maintenance or upkeep from the owner. Our live recording on Instagram will be Tuesday, Dec 20 at 10 EST, 7PST. Listen live and suggest topics!  Support the show Remember to si...

It's episode 136 of The Cavalry and Johnny admits to paying for the AI self portraits everyone's been doing. Johnny needs backup on never utilizing the anti-tipping devices that come with Ikea furniture. Andrew needs backup on never telling people how long their vacation has to be depending on the destination. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy!  Support the...

On episode 135 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on basketball games telling you when you can leave early and Andrew needs backup on all the commercial Santas this year being too hot. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_cont...

In episode 134 of The Cavalry, Johnny needs backup on slime, paint and sandboxes being the worst toys for kids. Andrew needs backup on everyone being a geography expert when you tell them your layover. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_cre...

It's episode 133 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that it's too easy to mistakenly take a screenshot on your iPhone. Andrew needs backup that people are underestimating Trump yet again. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creato...

Johnny and Andrew debate the pros and cons of being a billionaire. Then Johnny needs backup on the fly being too short on his pants and taking multiple pieces of cake. Andrew needs backup on the people who have to see every National Park before they die being too dramatic. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_me...

Johnny needs backup on not listening to the over-confident “you can bring weed on the plane” guy. Andrew needs backup on the perceptions of Portland being a scary hell-scape, but also filled with liberal wusses, not making sense. Post-show banter over on the Patreon!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown...

It's episode 130 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being impressed by server's who don't write down your order. Andrew needs backup on not judging loud farters at airport urinals. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_c...

It's episode 129 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on raking being the worst chore. Andrew needs backup on Instagram videos not being the death of stand-up comedy. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

It's episode 128 of The Cavalry! After an epic appliance talk deriding printers that require an ink subscription, Johnny needs backup on the actual best athletes in the world are people you've never heard of because they just didn't care enough about the sport they were good at. Andrew needs backup on preferring aisle seats over window seats making you a better person. Enjoy! Rememb...

Comedian Lawrence Thomas fills in for Andrew on episode 127 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on society disincentivizing you from doing good things nowadays. Lawrence needs backup on gender reveal parties being stupid and there being too many dogs in restaurants. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=u...

It's episode 126 of The Cavalry! After some pre-show banter and backing up a wild review from listener Kyle, Andrew needs backup on beach houses/hotels being crappier than regular places. Johnny needs backup on it being embarrassing to have a birthday party as an adult. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...

In episode 125 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on not wanting to be called a Girl Dad. Johnny needs backup on wanting bathroom stall doors to open out, not in. Remember to rate and review and tell us what you need backup on and we'll discuss it on the show!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&a...

It's episode 124 of The Cavalry and comedian Alvin Williams is our guest! Alvin is the producer and host of the Moscow (Idaho) comedy festival and that's where Alvin and Andrew are joining the show from. Alvin needs backup on Neil De Grasse Tyson being full of it and that NFT's are a money laundering scheme. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show...

It's episode 123 of The Cavalry! Andrew and Johnny go over the swag bags that went out to the Patreon subscribers, then Johnny needs backup on that it's not worth it to him to become a better cook. Andrew needs backup on only caring about the the critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and not the regular people's. Remember to leave a comment on what you need backup on in your life and we...