The Cavalry

It's episode 172 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bands shouldn't do covers on their albums, just in concerts. Andrew needs backup on childless adults being more grateful to people raising kids. Plus we backup patreon-listner Ryan on consulting with the neighbors before building a fence. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://pa...

It's episode 171 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that turtlenecks are and always have been terrible. Andrew needs backup that the rest of Major League Baseball secretly resents Shohei Ohtani. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm...

It's episode 170 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that underpants don't need to be funny. Andrew needs backup that recipes should put the amounts in the directions along with the ingredients list. Enjoy! Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and the link to our live re-naming Instagram episode! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://...

It's episode 169 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be allowed to not be a dog person if you want. Andrew needs backup that fading out to end a song is cheating. This Wednesday at 3pm Eastern/6pm Pacific we will do an Instagram Live episode of The Cavalry! If you don't catch it live it will go up on our Patreon to listen to later. But we will deal once and for all with t...

It's episode 168 of The Cavalry and we're joined by returning guest Scott Beehner! Scott is a hilarious actor and performer and also Johnny's brother. Scott is vehemently anti-name change for The Cavalry and needs backup on tech nerds computer skills being too narrow to be useful. Johnny needs backup on Illinois drivers being c*nts. Andrew needs backup on Milkbones dog treats being...

It's episode 167 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on friends only getting three recommendations for things before they're cut off. Andrew needs backup on talking behind people's back actually making you a better friend. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecava...

It's episode 166 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that everyone is a hypocrite when they criticize Joe Biden's age. Johnny needs backup on people who watch prank videos and have to analyze whether or not it's real being annoying. Enjoy! Join the Patreon for post-show banter. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalryp...

It's episode 165 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that "giving your one kid a buddy" is a flimsy reason for having a second kid. Johnny needs backup on not wanting the bands to hold out the mic at concerts so the audience sings the song. Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://pa...

It's episode 164 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on giving flight attendants presents being a selfish act. Johnny needs backup on there being a two-child limit for couples, but then pulls a 180 and needs backup that everyone should be required to have more than two. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...

It's episode 163 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on parades being boring. Johnny needs backup on cell-phone contracts being a scam. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

It's episode 162 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the signs that say you have to shower before you use the pool. Andrew needs backup that it's not that gross to keep eating even if you've already thrown your napkin on top of your plate. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...

It's episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on not assuming someone won't do something nice for you unless you tell them there's a wheel chair involved. Johnny needs backup that there's a lot of unconnected murderers walking among us. Join the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon...

It's episode 160 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it being outrageous that McDonald's charges extra for sauces. Andrew needs backup on it being silly when comedians ask social media where they should go on tour next. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/theca...

It's episode 159 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on RBI's and assists being worthless stats, Andrew needs backup on judges shouldn't wear robes. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_camp...

It's episode 158 of The Cavalry! Johnny recaps the two big things that happened to him yesterday. Then Andrew needs backup on coffee shops being legally required to have wifi, and Johnny needs backup on babysitters charging less when it's just watching kids while they're asleep. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/th...

It's part two of our Three Year Anniversary extravaganza! We bring back show favorite Jason Russell. After receiving no backup on his insane spoiler policy for movies he's already seen, Jason needs backup on enjoying non-alcoholic beer, companies discontinuing the underpants he likes and always matching your clothes. Enjoy! And thanks again for listening these last three years!  Support...

It's episode 156 of The Cavalry which means it's officially our three-year anniversary! To commemorate this historical achievement Cavalry favorite Christina Walkinshaw joins the show. Christina needs backup on overhead compartments on planes being reserved just for roller bags and getting rid of iPad bartenders. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the sho...

It's episode 155 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on wanting to be left alone when it comes to sending back food or not. Johnny needs backup on bringing kids flavors of toothpaste to adult toothpaste. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=...

It's episode 154 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on sunburns being embarrassing and sand being bad. Johnny needs backup on abstaining from sharing at Tapas places. Post-show banter is up on the Patreon. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creato...

It's episode 153 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on those touch screen coke machines being vastly overrated. Johnny needs backup on people phone shaming at concerts being a-holes. Also over on the Patreon a new bonus episode is live! We rank our top five movies in a variety of categories. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.co...

It's episode 152 of The Cavalry! After a thrilling update on Johnny's dog poop bucket, Johnny needs backup on eliminating lemon from the possible flavors of candy. Andrew needs backup on not being forced to repeat a boring story if someone didn't hear it because their AirPods were in. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up fo...

It's episode 151 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on how pets shouldn't be a thing. Andrew needs backup that fighting our eventual robot overlords is futile. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! And if you want backup, leave a five star review and what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show. Thanks for listening!  Support the show Remember to...

It's episode 150(!) of The Cavalry! After a furious debate about the difference between highways and freeways, Andrew needs backup on there only being one speed limit on all freeways. Andrew also humiliates himself trying to do math. Johnny needs backup on Indiana Jones 4 being good. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecava...

It's episode 149 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on cancellations being put to a national popular vote. Andrew needs backup that anyone who speaks two languages is smarter than anyone who only speaks one. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypo...

It's episode 148 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we know too much and technology needs to pump the breaks. Andrew needs backup that customs forms are useless and the passport shouldn't be so important. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecav...