The Camel Toe Social

1990's Demon Wind. Generational confusion, sexy underpants and who is the heck is the ginger? 

Being a teen in the 1980's south is hard, especially when you turn into a cicada monster and perpetuate generational sexual trauma!!! Camel Toe Social is back with a new season, new rules and an exciting change in format! Like and subscribe, all that jazz. 

We're BACK!!! almost. A little amuse bouche for you CTSers, Season 3 of a little show called Monsters!, episode 4 Cellmates staring Maxwell Caulfield and Ferdy Mayne. Shaky plywood jail cells, a shockingly racist protagonist?, and a man getting filled with goo. It's available on YouTube ad free. Season 2 coming in a couple weeks!

Carly finds out the hard way not to trust eight foot tall gingers with flip phones while Jenna F$%&s her dad. It's a CTS bonus episode!

Want to see a Baldwin get pegged by JLC? How about $75 million worth of puppets and robots and not one second of character development? Well then you are in for a treat! Join us for the 12th and final episode of the season 1 of the CTS! 

Plaids. Plaids the likes of which your tiny brain cannot conceive of. 1985-1992's Winterbeast! 

Jealous monkey assassins and prescription meds make for a good time and a bad movie. 1988's Watchers,

Red dust, zombies that talk, and discount p%^&. It's the1984 classic Night of the Comet!

Accents and soda pop cans will fly. All hail the Rat King!

Join us as we recap and correct the first half of season 1, wrestle with how much filth I should expose my daughter to, and watch a film that does not deserve to be part of our nonsense. 

A delightfully off kilter Halloween flick with Mac's dad, turquoise, and the worst standup comedian in North America. 

This SeaCats in heat y'all. 

Giant sperm, werebears, and Nazis oh my! Also Patrick has a nervous breakdown over the defilement of our national liberty. 

Danny Nelson wants to hook up with Tina Turner, Richard expresses a profound attraction for John Saxson, and Patrick wishes death on a disabled girl. So pour a tall glass of 'Boy' and buckle the fuck up for...Blood Salvage!!!

Chicken noises and Stacy Haiduk's breasts. 

Pat and Rich tackle the 1987 "classic" Insect..er...Green Monkey...wait... Blue Monkey. The Insect's life cycle is incomprehensible, Railsback is reckless, Ted and Alice are barbequed, and Dede and Marwella are plastered. Join us, won't you?

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