The Burble

This week Benny & Az discuss how sending your tradie naked bot-bot pictures won't get you a discount on carpet laying, new swearing laws in Australia, Az's drunken Year 12 excursion to State Of Origin & photographic evidence of it, a meth-addicted attack squirrel, whether or not Forrest Gump Jnr had AIDS and menstrual blood is now considered art PLUS we preview the next episode for real fo...

This week Benny & Az discuss the death of the worlds sexiest poker player in strange circumstances, how a woman in England got herself stuck in a child's toy car, stolen milk victim gets the thief back, how Julie Anthony confused a nation in her commercials for a bank, Instagram crashed and the world lost it's mind, how the major supermarkets are bring back a feature that STILL pissing shopper...

Benny & Az return from their mid season break to discuss a new limited edition pizza released by Coles that sounds as awful as it looks, State of Origin national anthem protest, Winx's brother on death row in South Korea, Apple are now just yanking everyone's chain with the price of new products, how The Phantom keeps his suit so purple in the jungle & how brothels are in a losing fight ag...

This week Benny & Az dive deep into how a NZ council has stopped a bloke flushing his toilet, laws in China that identify you as an extremist, new jobs for 2050, Facebook - the new gravesite, Microsoft bows to nerd pressure, how you can now pay someone to defend you from trolls online, a Cam Girl that uses her fingers in a whole different way, a low-act from a female after a couple lose a mobi...

This week Benny & Az discuss how people now are going to extreme lengths to get viral status on the internet, how a pregnant mother's toilet overflows when the neighbours flush theirs, an alarming story of what was chewed upon at McDonald's in WA, new fold-able phones are crap, an Elon Musk car blows up in china, internet challenges have gone too far, glue - the new way to protest, a bloke sue...

This week Benny, Az & special guest Burble listener Dexter discuss just how many sheckles it cost Ecuador to keep Julian Assange in their embassy, the new Star Wars teaser trailer, how Benny's smartphone is misunderstanding him, groundbreaking genital embellishment for men, the world's first mobile phone call, Kraftwerk in the studio next door, how the average Air Hostess tops up their take ho...

This week Benny & Az discuss the how the newly photographed Black Hole looks very similar to a Soundgarden album, how a woman had bees living in her eyes, a wedding between a hairy christian & a hairy satanist, technology giveaways in your hot cross buns, another bloke who loves horses, Dr Mundine with comments on child vaccinations, why holding in a fart is bad for your health, outrageous...

This week Benny & Az discuss the Queen not needing a licence, when you need to play Kenny Rogers for requesting drunkards, why the school system is failing us without Google, Kevin Rudd makes a guest appearance with potty mouth, April fools day pranks, how you should never produce LIVE nature programs and how line dancing is completely f****d. Plus, we are running out of ideas for podcast endi...

This week Benny & Az discuss the Jet Ski as a form of world travel, how Garfield is keeping himself relevant in 2019, how kids can't tell time, how if you're well-endowed you could be a lethal weapon and how one bloke terrorised a department store and got himself banned. Oh and at the end Benny has a one night stand it seems.... Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter:...

This week Benny & Az reflect on the terrible events in Christchurch, a UK student making artworks protesting bald privates, ineffective ways to kill spiders, colourblind furniture shoppers and yet another NSW male "dates" a dog. The boys also offer their own thoughts on the 'Leaving Neverland' documentary, the continuing hilarity of the Flat Earth Society & finally if you don't like toliet...

This week Benny & Az discuss a Hindu bloke who mistakenly ate mislabeled beef now he wants a trip home to be cleansed, a mum decides to make her own porn to show to her kids as internet porn is too violent, a farting and swearing copper gets the sack, The Voice audience held hostage in the studio, NRL Players needing to pull their socks up and the return of useless plastic shit from Coles. Web...

This Week Benny & Az admit blame for the loss of Luke Perry, explore a new way to humiliate your baby online, a way for Benny to treat his anger at Super Mario, mixing milk with coke, 30 years since Madonna offended everyone, how voting for The Greens might be to your benefit if you like to get high and if you're over the hill how plastic surgery if possibly not for you. Web: theburble.com.au...

Benny & Az return into your ears from a w well earned rest with a garbage bag full of nonsense to kick off Season 2. This week the boys discuss misuse of bath bombs, getting booked for buying a pie, black box recorders for cars, shit acting decisions, our message for aliens, a case of mistaken bum licking and a new dumb-phone. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: t...

Benny & Az are on holidays but will return in a few weeks! Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This Week Benny & Az find out why an astronaut dialed 911 from space, why you should check your food delivery carefully next time you order in, Vic roads unique ways to make sure road users pay the toll on the freeway, other uses for air freshener, how a female in a coma for 10 years is a new mum and finally the boys are worried about turning 40. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/th...

This week Benny & Az discuss why China has landed on the moon, when killing spiders ends up with a SWAT team at your house, 2019's first and dumbest new fashion release from Japan, why you should never park in Az's driveway, Qatar's new alcohol tax and how you could star in your very own porno without even knowing! Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/t...

This Week Benny & Az discuss the top bogan baby names of 2018, the backlash the Queen received for her 2018 christmas message, the controversial new 'Alco-Gate' being trialed in Melbourne, after 25 years remembering John-Wayne Bobbitt & rant about Hot Cross Buns being back in stores so early. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a...

This Week Benny & Az discuss review the year of 2018, we find out just what you can buy from vending machines in Japan, why sock sniffing can be harmful to your health, why you need to ask permission to save someone's life, dodgy plumbers & new years resolutions. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The Burble: http...

This Week Benny & Az discuss casting of MTV's new Australian version of a American smash hit, why Az needs to shut his mouth at concerts, 10 things you didn't know were illegal in Australia, why setting fire to things you don't need anymore can be hazardous to your health, elf on a shelf & our very first caller has a rant about the cricket. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theb...

This Week Benny & Az discuss how political correctness has gone too far, line-marking in Tassie, how a South Australian gender-reveal party went wrong, Hef's home movies, Benny's AWFUL Arnie accent, Nigerian Presidental Clones and a new bathroom product you simply can't live without. You Tube clip courtesy of Ian McPherson https://youtu.be/uSFkujgsTmc Fair use policy applies. Web: theburble.co...

This week Benny & Az ask 'Do you want faeces with that?', matching with family members on Tinder, bugs from space, how research proves that for LEGO 'Everything Is NOT awesome', does having cool parents effect you later in life and the age-old question 'Do You Have a Beagle?' Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The Bur...

This week Benny & Az discover new ways to fly in Indonesia, how NOT to charge your phone, the downright dirty game of professional darts, driverless cars...f**k that! & a turkey of a traffic cop in Wisconsin. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/suppor...

This week Benny & Az dig deep into a subject that is likely to shake a hardware giant to their very core, what happens when you you wear "morph" suits on TV in the 1990's, ex-child stars and the rise of driverless cars combined with alcoholism. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/po...

This week Benny & Az discuss how to win an election when dead, passionate "phallic" NFL fans, why you should buy shares in Tim Hortons, cheap Halloween add-ons, not being afraid of 'no ghost', the Byron Bay bush cock-sniper, where Eels players make more money and vodka faux pas. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The...

This week Benny & Az discuss the potential beer shortage coming soon, cheap UK Zoos, foolhardy photography, rejected business names, browsing gentlemen's reading at work, Benny gets the podcast put onto a "watch list" and where exactly Bindi Irwin gets the paper from. Web: theburble.com.au Facebook: facebook.com/theburbleau Twitter: twitter.com/theburbleau Become a supporter of The Burble: htt...