The Brown Jewels

Don't worry about the fate of the planet, this episode of the Brown Jewels has got it covered. Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 20: A dog gives birth to a smurf An Open Letter to a volvo Hidden dangers of reading the Guardian Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Com...

Listen to the social media masterclass from future Clubhouse influencer, Ralph Brown. Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 19: Text to Speech Living the plandid life  3D art Galleries  Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: t...

Ralph discusses the most wild thing that has ever happened to him with the first guest of the podcast, Gareth Mutch. Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to Also, included in Episode 18 "Can I hear birds chirping?" A lovely steak pie supper Follow Gareth Mutch Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebro...

Have you ever planned how to not get murdered or scammed when you win the lottery? No? Well Ralph has. Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to Also, included in Episode 17 Automated hotline nightmare Web of lies Flaws galore  Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by the...

Concerned listeners share tips on staying alive and Ralph talks the best and worst of things to do before the inevitable happens. Space zoom out GIF Ocean Depth video Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to Also, included in Episode 16: Cinema tips Unusual fetish The Brown Dependencies Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebo...

What did Ralph's neighbour do to deserve so much hate? Has he ever been forgiven? No. Find out what happened in episode 15! Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to Also, included in Episode 15: Unloved rabbits 20 minute working week Sadistic beagle Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail...

Hear the fears and confessions of future Darwin Award winner, Ralph Brown. Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to Also, included in Episode 14: It was definitely pork, not chicken YouTube first aid videos Planes shouldn't do stunts Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast art...

Witness the first and last "investigative" journalism to take place on The Brown Jewels. Plus, take advantage of the personalised music on offer... Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to! Also, included in Episode 13: Cringey grandad searching "You've left the oven on" It definitely starts with an "R" Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ra...

In this week's episode Ralph finds out who the most smug people on the planet are and why they have no reason to be. Leave me a voicemail - You know you want to! Also, included in Episode 12: Another Google search that ends badly Deep and meaningful lyrics State Sponsored Propaganda Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook...

What's the big dream? What's the point of it all? Chicken Wings? Really?! Also, included in Episode 11 Lettuce hate Scientology Sponsored Content Hunger Games Hospitality  Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Leave me a voicemail Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email:...

In the first and only episode to be based on listener submissions, Ralph goes off on multiple tangents on the chosen topic Also, included in Episode 10 Small talk at swingers parties Vegetable Oil Cars Drum Circles Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Leave me a voicemail Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram R...

Record amounts of positivity were recorded in episode 8 as Ralph explores the best and the worst that Hollywood has to offer.  Also included in Episode 8: Abusive birthday cakes Couch to 4k Finger on the pulse. Briefly Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Leave me a voicemail Ralph Brown Comedy Instagr...

Episode 9 is the most urgent podcast episode you'll hear this year. Or not. It's probably not.  Plus, suggest a topic for Episode 10.  Also included in Episode 9: Zombies & Free Willy  Killing Bill Gates Pyjama Accusations Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Leave me a voicemail Ralph Br...

Has the worst couple on earth been discovered by Ralph? They must be in the top 3 at least Is calling for a paramedic always the best option? Not if Craig shows up Also included in Episode 7 The Tower of Terror Hollywood update Album recommendations Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Leave me a voice...

Find out the worst reason to take up a hobby all whilst learning 2 extremely common facts about Scotland. Also included in Episode 6 A shitty blog written by a shitty person Car park interactions Failure on the step count challenge Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Leave me a voicemail Ralph Brown C...

In the first bonus episode of The Brown Jewels, Ralph gets his first voicemail and it is a banger! Who is next to leave a voicemail? It's easy. Click the link. Hit record. Talk. Job done.  Leave me a voicemail Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it, hated it or have something you want to say then get in touch: Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Fac...

Ralph encounters a bold blackmailing attempt from a sassy man on the internet. This episode will give you tips on how to lose money very quickly and what is the new way we should all be opening our emails with from now on? Find out in the episode... Also included in Episode 5 Nefarious activities Brown Brown Bananas In Pyjamas Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man If you liked it,...

The hostess with the least-est, Ralph, shares what happens when he's left in charge of speed dating events that he has nothing but contempt for. What does it take to be a successful, happy and entertaining speed dating host? Don't ask Ralph.   Also included in Episode 4... Weird people called Brian Asia and Africa hate Ralph The pod sharing challenge   Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ral...

If you're looking for self help, guidance and inspiration on living your best life then try another podcast.   This episode will tell you all about someone,  named Ralph, who never learns from their mistakes and is destined for a life of 2.7 star travelling. Also included in episode 3... Comedy Competitions Old people hating my comedy Paying to stay in prison Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - R...

Here we go. Episode 2 of The Brown Jewels. How well did Ralph's first stand up gig go? Was it good? Was it bad?  Here's a hint. Read the episode title again. What and who inspired Ralph to start doing stand up? Who is to blame here. We need names! Also included in episode 2... Someone escapes from a mental health institution Insults in a toilet Squashed Quality Streets for breakfast Edin...

In episode number 1 of The Brown Jewels, Ralph explains who he is, why he is and what he's done in the past he needs your forgiveness for. Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Get in touch: Leave me a voicemail Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Podcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out!

Who knew podcast trailers were a thing? Not me. So here it is, the trailer to introduce The Brown Jewels. It's 2 minutes long. Took me 45 minutes to edit. Enjoy! Edinburgh Fringe 2022 Tickets - Ralph Brown: Petty Man Leave me a voicemail Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Podcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out!