The Big Shops

HP 38 - Expect A Spicy Episode 04.07.2026 2:00:34 ↓

We end the debate on 70's music, talk VL - Tones, and answer the question, "Did Labour politicians wear chinos in the 70's?"

HP 37 - Charisma and Charm Coming Out The Wazoo 13.06.2026 1:09:20 ↓

Lost episodes? We don't need your lost episodes!

HP 36 - Not Paperwork and Rubbish 06.05.2026 1:31:44 ↓

60s pop, things that scare Gary, and Derek's traumatic, pre-show, event.

HP 35 - Half Return To The Boleyn Ground 27.03.2026 2:08:44 ↓

We recast The Godfather with the Carry On gang, tell you about Gary chatting to bus drivers, and tell you what the best films were of the 1960s. Quite possibly the greatest podcast ever made.

HP 34 - A Large Windowless Vibrating Room 15.03.2026 1:30:16 ↓

We look at one of the worst top 40 charts in history, plus other nonsense. 

HP 33 - Oooh, That's Not Good! 21.02.2026 1:13:03 ↓

I think the title says it all.

HP 32 - Bleeding Edge Podcasting 09.02.2026 1:22:46 ↓

More of the same. You didn't want it, but here it is.

HP 31 - You Do Not Have Enough Listeners to Monetize This Podcast 11.01.2026 1:22:18 ↓

Stick with it. It gets better.

Half Pee Chat Christmas Annual 2025 26.12.2025 1:15:32 ↓

Best Christmas films, songs and Nanny Flo's box. Nuff said.

HP 30 - I Don't Love You In Any Meaningful Way 01.12.2025 1:25:42 ↓

Nobody would believe... plus the six-week holidays, the films of 1984, and... you know...

HP 29 - Firmly In Camp Derek 22.10.2025 1:21:04 ↓

Does Spike Milligan still hold up, do you remember Geoff Love and his Orchestra, and how bad a year was 1975 for music? 

HP 28 - The Absolute Daddy Of This Street 06.10.2025 1:50:35 ↓

Derek has his football rant edited out, and Gary saves the day.  Plus telly from 1979. Here is a link to our next does it stand up, if you want to watch along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCh174-BLI

HP 27 - Good For Him Or His Brother 31.08.2025 1:30:29 ↓

Is there such a thing as a perfect film?  Of course not.  Plus, do you remember and a very strange chart.

HP 26 - Worsnips Warship 13.08.2025 59:11 ↓

The lost episode.  The summer special.  The weakest effort in a long while.

HP25 - Dear Duck 23.06.2025 1:31:34 ↓

We talk Pen Pals, Nicknames, and the lovely Nanci Griffith.  Oh yes, and the greatest year in pop!

HP24 - This Week We Look At Shostakovich 03.06.2025 1:00:18 ↓

A whole year of TV from 1978

HP 23 - Just The Tip, Dick 19.05.2025 1:40:43 ↓

Gary shows off his football punditry and Derek opines about bears that are hairy and go around like bananas.

HP22 - Full on Eighties Nonce 17.04.2025 58:45 ↓

A top 40 from 1981.  Nuff said.

HP 21 - Mum's Hyper Flares 26.03.2025 1:17:10 ↓

We ask the big questions this time.  Were Vic and Bob really any good?  Did Fonzy wear flares?  And is okay to kiss a vibrator?

HP 20A - They Had to Wear Wellingtons, so it was Hard Sci-Fi 09.03.2025 1:38:22 ↓

The second part of this Ep and we talk PE kits, Pop Star crushes, and TV from the 70s.  So, nothing new, eh?

HP 20 - A Little Orange Ball with Teeth 23.02.2025 1:38:38 ↓

This ep we talk Monkey Magic and Live Aid.  We also explain our new schedule, due to Derek's new job and Gary's Blasphemy trial. 

HP 19 - Wine Bar Whingers 09.02.2025 1:46:40 ↓

After our mini winter break, we are back. Short pants, how many albums Derek owned in 1986, and why Michael Grade is a bad man, are all discussed in our latest episode. Enjoy!

Half Pee Chat Christmas Special - Part 2 24.12.2024 1:40:23 ↓

its a Christmas miracle!  All the tele and chart chat for Christmas 1982.

Half Pee Chat Christmas Special - Part 1 20.12.2024 1:21:21 ↓

Christmas grub.  We all love it, but how did it play out over the festive period (ooh er.)  The Priest boys look back at what we ate from Christmas Eve to Boxing Day.  

HP 18 part 1 - Entrenched Malaise/Ricky Gervais 14.11.2024 45:38 ↓

There is so much meaty goodness in this episode we had to put it out in two parts.  Enjoy!