The Bach Boys

Pop your phone in a mount and find the most trafficy route home, it's gonna be a short one, folks. This week's episode's structure/content/audio fidelity runs as wild as the local fauna of New Zealand, but, hey. That's family for you! Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

Put your domesticated dogs away before any llamas get hurt. How hard is it! It's time to grab those nostalgia goggles because we're getting back to the lore you all remember so well! Gotta give the people what they want. Always have, always will. Again! Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

Who wants nachos??? Christopher Nolan returns to the director’s chair for this very special Bach Boys special. It’s going to be a short episode tonight, and you can quote Breakfast on that. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

It came upon a Wednesday clear, that glorious podcast of old. From angels bending near Breakfast, to touch their offices of gold. Ain’t that the truth, mate? Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

G’day mates! Take a walkabout with The Bach Boys, and listen to us on your wobble to work. Look out for feral pigs, and Andrew Garfield’s Rapunzel-ahh hair. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @TheBachBoys.

Sorry scrubbers, there’s no escaping the start of this episode; there are no Wind O.’s and no Doo R.’s. There’s always my W’A.! We’re Disney adults. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys.

Stay out of The Bach Boys’ way, dads. The only dad The Bach Boys trust is the big man upstairs! Find out why tonight, on The Bach Boys, by watching The Bach Boys right here on whatever platform you’re watching The Bach Boys on right now. And follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys. Bomboclat! 

Turns out the boys are Disney adults! If that offends you, woke brigade, better seppuku that stop button! Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

It's a brand new day everyone! It's a Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Yes, it is. That's right, The Bach Boys present: Bach Boys Studios' Sony's Marvel's Stan Lee's Spider-Man Brand New Day. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

This one's for you fans! Call it what it is, a victory lap. Thanks for spending the last 20 weeks with us Bach Boys Nation. Let's celebrate the only way we know how, talking about how great we are. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

Congratulations to the first (3x) winner of The Bach Boys Memorial Scholarship of Merit, Paris M. (F.?). We’re wishing you all the best for your future, which is in the past. May your chairs always be ergonomic and may your Funny Videos always be American. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

Do you like Fortnite? You better! This one took so long to edit the episode’s two days late. We do AFV too, much to our own chagrin, and our other old tricks as well! Follow The Bach Boys on instagram @thebachboys. 

Listen up Bach Boys Nation, tonight’s episode has some deals we might all be interested in. Everyone’s loving our bits so we figured, hell, why not do more of them tonight! This one’s for the goofballs, the nutty heads. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram @thebachboys!

Grab a bratwurst and a cup of bug juice, it’s time to chill out! This week The Bach Boys find out exactly just what it takes to turn wayward young men into boys. They also learn a little bit about themselves too, and also a big ass fish, and Ethan Slater along the way. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys)!

Put those rudders into takeoff position, it’s time for another new episode of The Bach Boys! Will Ryan’s nephew Chris get his sound cues correct? Can Jake locate his paystubs to give The Council of Bach Boys an accurate snapshot of his finances? Find out now. When it all starts. Tonight. On The Bach Boys.  Follow @thebachboys on Instagram!

Grab your aluminized heat suits and send your best wishes to the Viall family, it's time for another episode of The Bach Boys! This week we'll take a peek behind the curtain to get an inside look at The Bach Boys casting process and meet Bach Boys Nation's latest superfan. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys)!

Bust out the Trazodone and call your general physician, it’s time for another episode of The Bach Boys! Sorry we’re a few hours late, in another reality this episode was on time and therefore is in ours as well if you think about actually. Sorry, our grandmas sat on us one too many times as babies. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Come along with The Bach Boys this week as we ponder the dystopian future of residential living for adult babies. We also scroll through our Bachelor Nation adjacent Instagram feed and- Oh! There's a special twist on what everybody's really here for this week. ;) Hehe. JK. No but fr. Anyway, follow us on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

If you're a fan of Tom Bergeron, then you have a lot to look forward to this episode. If not, there's other stuff too like archaeology, Kaitlyn Bristowe, and ads. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Memorial Day has always been a special day for The Bach Boys so we paid tribute the only way we know how: by bringing the heat with a fi fi new episode yo! Join Jake C. and Ryan S. on a brief (sub 50 minute) journey to a galaxy far far away becuase, in space, Alfonso Ribeiro can hear you scream [laugh]. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

The censors are off today so Jake C. And Ryan S. can really let loose! Their jokes may be impractical but the potential impacts of The Bach Boys' particle acceleration experiments on the space time continuum are very real! The Tom Hanks movie we’re talking about in the end is called Here (2024) btw. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6).

On tonight’s episode of The Bach Boys, the Boys cope with the re-cancellation of Taylor Frankie Paul’s Bachelorette season with more nonsense and more America’s Funniest Home Videos. Listen and find out who The Bach Boys newest persona non grata is, what Diane Keaton’s estate is doing for a quick buck, and how The Bach Boys could’ve saved the Titan submarine. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@th...

Taylor Frankie Paul returns? Alfonso Ribeiro tells his longest joke yet? Take notes Bach Boys Nation! There will be a quiz on the material learned in tonight’s episode, as well as homework :) ! Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Did you think you'd hear about Hannah Brown's reproductive system, faster than the speed of light tachyon particles, and the 1983 John Hughes' classic "Mr. Mom" all in the same place this morning? Well, it all starts right now on The Bach Boys. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6).

The Bachelorette is so back! In conversation, not on TV. It seems like every Bachelor Alum and local toddler was at Coachella this weekend and The Bach Boys have all the tea on that and, of course, AFV. Follow us on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@TheBachBoys6).