The Average Minute

In this episode, Average (Mario) and Whip (Luigi) delve into everything from having your parents narrate your sex life, to making taxes sexy again. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip discuss everything from Average's first time, to rooting for Canada in the World Series.

Average and Whip are back from vacation. Who even knows what we talk about. All kinda stuff apparently. Opinions on everything. Y'all"r welcome

Average and Whip discuss a whole lot of mostly current world happenings. Well, kinda. We love you in Chicago

Two heebs walk into a podcast... yeah, thems just jokes. Whip and Average talk about everything from Ukraine, to fixing furniture, to The People's Court. It's riveting.

Oh boy, we're back! Yeah we really have no agenda here. Y'all'r welcome.

Welp, We thought it couldn't get worse than last week. Y'all'r welcome.

Wow what a long episode. Average and Whip discuss everything from offing yourself with the help of AI to spending the weekend with a trout and the many viruses virtues of international war. Riveting.

Average and Whip discuss... Well, there's cock rings in there somewhere. Plus some other shit. Does anyone actually read this part?

Average and Whip discuss everything from riding tapirs into battle to curiosity about Mormon faith and possibly getting lap dances from trannies. It all comes together somehow.

Tracey Rodriguez is the self proclaimed queen of reinvention. She masterfully fills in for Whip in the riveting episode. We discuss everything from the impacts of AI on geriatric women to doing coke and watching 80's porn. Y'all'r welcome For more information on AI for her, visit Instagram https://www.instagram.com/aifor.her

This is a real bottom of the barrel episode. Average and Whip fight desperately to find content. they cant all be winners OK?

Average and Whip start off in the weeds. Yeah they pretty much stay off in the weeds the whole time. There's probably no anal. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip go to all corners or their comfort zones in this super riveting episode. Make sure you listen to the whole episode so the title makes sense.

Average and Whip are back from vacation and try to get caught up on everything everything from weekend lake shenanigans to latest conspiracies and cringy childhood stories. We're all over the place.

Average and Whip discuss everything from Indian schools and Japanese internment camps to who's the shot caller in prison and who's the wife. We have range. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Whip try not to go down the ancient civilization rabbit hole, talk riots, raising other people's kids, and oh so much more

Average has a questionable lunch at a reputable restaurant, Whip wants a death row smorgasbord, neither wants their wife to make a short putt for a lot of money.

Average and Whip do their best to recap their holiday weekend in Havasu. It's an adventure to say the least

Average and Whip set off on a journey with absolutely no agenda or direction. We go places you might not want to join

Average and Whip talk about dams for some reason. Super riveting

Average welcomes Elder Jon (Whip) Whipple on the to discuss his rich history with the Mormon church and shit went south in a hurry

Have you ever recorded a podcast with a million people? Welp, Average got high and thought it'd be a great idea to do a podcast.

Average and Moon Lion talk a little match play golf, conspiracies and delve into proper pronunciation of key Yiddish terms. Y'all'r welcome

Average and Moon Lion try to do a NOT golf podcast. Mrs Average thinks we should do a NOT podcast. She might be right