The Aussie Guy and Pommy Rich Podcast

Beware the Moon. Its Rich's all time favourite teenage crush Jenny Agutter rolling the dice of chat this week. Guy doesn't really get what the fuss is about, but hes never seen Logan's Run or American Werewolf in London. He settled for ruminating on the following question "what would you say to anyone in history?"

Getting Careless with your Whisper. In shock "he was alive when we recorded this" news our dice roller is the late George Michael who basically talked about drugs the entire time he was with us... Oddly, its not the first time one of our hosts has encountered George, and THATS a story.

We want the Rollers! The Bay City Rollers to be precise. They Shanged their Lang over to the studio to roll the tartan dice of chat. Despite the onslaught of Scottish bubblegum pop, Guy and Rich held things together to discuss what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Bleepity Bleep! Our first "not really a celebrity" podcast. Ronnie Pickering was a briefly famous tourette's Road Rage bloke from Rich's home town - still funny though! Guy explores the dubious comedic potential in flatpack furniture. Someone had to.

The Biebs. Justin arrives a blaze of glory, and rolls a mean dice, hes a very pretty lesbian. Blinded by the paparazzi, Guy and Rich ruminate on brushes with fame.

The Best of times, and the Worst of times. Rich is back, and he's a little upset at Guy's betrayal. History's most famous wronged man Pete Best is forced to relive his own betrayal just to illustrate Rich's point. Guy is unmoved, and writes his own obituary.

50 % off! The English half of the team is absent this week, so Guy calls up a substitute. Aussie Taz is lovely, and alongside dice roller Julie Bishop a triumvirate of Aussie legends holds forth on hard rubbish nights and a recent Liberal Leadership spill. Rich even makes a cameo via a threatening text.......

Sulu Says..... Incandescent with rage George Takei stormed the studio to redress the balance of the boys having the Shat on. A true Rite of Passage ensues. Oh Myyyyy 

The Shat is a Groovy Cat. Trekkies ahoy, William Shatner is on the bridge. Not a huge leap to Urban Legends and Legendary Friends then? I think not. Guy's a little confused by all of this - its Rich that will "live long and prosper".

Draining the Swamp. Now, here's another "back when it was funny" episode. its important to note that when we recorded this, the prospect of the Donald getting his tiny hands on the nuclear button were laughable at best. We'd hate to think it was the exposure we gave him tipped the balance against Hilary. In spite of his spiteful presence, we talked about cool grandparents

Dinky Die. Everyones favourite small person (after Verne Troyer, and the bloke who shouted "Boss Ze Plane" on Fantasy Island) is here and what a delight Peter Dinkledge proves to be. The boys talk about their favourite superpowers. Not that they have them, unless laziness, procrastination and all round bullshittery are superpowers?

WILLLLSOOOOOOON!!!! Another of Rich's nemesies arrives, although Tom Hanks is actually fairly chilled - if everyone liked the same things they's all tell variations of the same story on the topic of being caught red handed like Guy does.....

Home Alone..... Everyone's favourite child star pops over to roll the dice, and despite his family misplacing him in the movies (three fecking times - maybe they just didn't like him?), talk turns to that friend you CAN'T lose.

Lick it, it tastes like meat..... Heston. the man, the myth, the glasses! Our boys were confused at his edible dice, but recovered in time to talk turkey. Procrastination abounds in this 30 minutes of solid gold chattery.

Beneath the Knee, I'm so in love with you. Debbie Harry. Ahhh bless. On the occasion of her 70th birthday we find out if she really did still want that man, or if at her age she's settle for a mug of horlicks. Turn turns to what the boys would do with a $100 million lotto win, the answers may surprise you.

Hi Lohan can you go? Ah Lindsay - she had that one single, can you remember? Not sure if its connected but the boys talk about useless things they learned at school. Anyway, nothing can be worse than the remake of Freaky Friday..... can it?

Hawko knows! One of our all time favourites, Professor Stephen Hawking presides over the longest first topic chat we ever did. Stuttering and laughing, Guy and Rich manage to keep order, but only just.

Oh no, Its Bono! Rich's nemesis (well the first of many to make an appearance anyway). A chat about first dates gets the guys animated. Such a shame that Bono had a broken arm at the time.

Bend the Gender! Do we really want to hurt him? Actually, no he was delightful. Although we did chat about being with the band, so maybe he triggered something latent and hidden in the boys.... the church of the poisoned mind eh?

All Dayer. Leprechaun of Love Leo Sayer rolls the dice and serenades Rich, Guy doesn't like that though, no siree! Caution this podcast contains the most incredible dry retching sounds ever committed to podcasting. 

Bite the Onion baby Stopping the boats and wearing the speedos its everyone's favourite Ex Aussie PM this week. the chat turns from political parties to epic parties, Hilarity ensues, but then it always does when the boys get chatty.

Don't stop Moving Guy realised in a blind panic that number 7 was last week, and he'd booked our dice rollers 7 days too late. S Club 7 accept this insult with surprising grace. Its a good job one of the topics was "revenge".

Bachelor Boys Sir Cliff. What can one say? Virgin, Tennis enthusiast, he of the leathery neck. Shocked by all of this Guy relives some school trip flashbacks and Rich descends into slang.

The X-Pensive Wino Keef is in the building! Actually he was found sleeping in the doorway but details are trifling. A lovely chat ensues with both of our heroes talking near death experiences.

Mama like to Mambo Lou Bega (not toilet cheese) rolls a mean die for the lads. They repay him by telling tales from their murky pasts.