The Amateur MILF Society

This week, Sinead discusses the merit of choosing a summer fling based on whether or not they have a Dyson fan. In other news, we are talking about teething, toddlers and the terrorism twos. For human beings who are delivered anything they desire on a platter, two years are CONSTANTLY CONSUMED BY RAGE. Flailing of limbs, gnashing of teeth, screaming like they're being exorcised - all very normal (...

This week, the MILFs are discussing the one thing that consumes all your thoughts and actions for the first approximately two years of your child's life. We cover Darcie's eccentric aristocrat nighttime routine, co-sleeping, scandinavian napping habits, how moses baskets are unfit for purpose given that we don't live in fucking biblical times and the surprising realisation that babies are in fact...

BIG FAT TRIGGER WARNING: PLEASE, PLEASE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE EMETOPHOBIC! Graphic, gratuitous and egregious discussions of sick!!! You have been warned! As any parent knows, children are bringers of germs and it is disgusting. This week, quite appropriately, given the absolute state of Sinead's hangover, the MILFs discuss the trauma of childhood illness and injury, from the perpetual...

The MILFs are back this week after another impromptu hiatus. Between vomit ridden holidays (Rosie) and being on Death's Door (Sinead) we have been Going Through It. But we're back babyyyyyy, and this week we're talking about Baby Groups and socialising when you have little ones. It's the wild west out there guys, envision the cafeteria scene from mean girls except there's more poo and vom and musl...

It's a heavy one this week lads. Yes, we're a week late because life has been getting in the way but this episode was recorded to be released on Mental Health Awareness Week - we know it was last week but it's the thought that counts! Join Sinead and Rosie as we TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS this week. Honestly I can't even think of a funny summary for this one guys, it's a lot. However, we do get reall...

This week on The Amateur MILF Society, we're discussing actual human food. Any time after the milk era, kids do basically one thing and that is eat one million snacks every single day - from BLW through to how to avoid permanently fucking up your kid's psyche, we cover it all. We also introduce our new segment, 'Parents say the funniest things' in which we aim to share the phrases we never thought...

Just to kick off with, we want to say that the stance of The Amateur MILF Society is VERY much 'fed is best'. Whether you breastfeed or bottle feed, you're doing amazing and we have your back. We chat all things breast v bottle, Sinead commits an extreme overshare and we discuss the current state of our vaginas (Sinead's is in impeccable working order apparently).Content warning as usual for the s...

We know that last week's episode was pretty heavy and pretty bleak, and we forgot to talk about all the nice and lovely things that come in the fourth trimester. Join the milfs as we talk first smiles, newborn essentials and non-shit presents to buy for your friends if they're having a baby. Also, we get interrupted by the government. As usual, content warning for swearing. Also, this week we disc...

This week Sinead and Rosie discuss the fourth trimester, and bust some myths perpetuated by pampers ads about your first few weeks with your new baby. This one gets a bit bleak, be warned. Sinead cries. From post-birth poos, surprise fingers up the bum, relentless, ceaseless, never ending screams and the jekyll-and-hydeification of mum rage, we discuss it all in our usual excruciating detail. We a...

Join the milfs this week for more juicy labour chat, where we will be discussing dirty pervert and enemy of vaginas across the centuries, King Louis X I V, hunting men for sport, Sinead's absolute tragedy of a love life and whether or not french women have baguettes in place of the placenta. Strap in listeners, this is an extra silly one.*CONTENT WARNING* - blood and bodily fluids, swearing, birth...

This week, the milfs are discussing our birth stories in excruciating, minute detail. From epidurals to grievous bodily harm by way of biting, you will hear it all. We cover all three of our births, which goes to show that every single birth is unique, and that is okay. CONTENT WARNING - extremely frank discussions of birth, blood, poo and various other bodily fluids, discussion of birth trauma an...

Join Sinead and Rosie as they dissect the british parenting institution that is the NCT class. In this week's episode we discuss the wonderful, once in a lifetime friendships that can be born from a few awkward hours in a freezing cold church hall, and how every antenatal class could benefit from a 5ft tall pocket rocket by the name of Dee to whip all prospective fathers into shape. Catch us on so...

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Sinead and Rosie realise they haven't discussed enough about pregnancy and want to give midwives, movements and Paul Mescal their time to shine. We also get political with a new segment which makes Rosie shake with anger. It's a corker! Content Warning: swearing and in depth descriptions of medical examinations. Catch us on socials! Instagram: @amateurmilfsocietyTwitter: @amateurmilfsocFB Group: T...

This week, Sinead and Rosie explore the joy and the fear of a positive pregnancy test. We share our personal experiences of pregnancy, our symptoms and the whirlwind of emotion that comes with finding out you're housing an entire human being. CONTENT WARNING: mild to moderate swearing, mentions of eating disorders, poor body image, abortion and suicidal ideation. Catch us on the Socials! Instagram...

Sinead and Rosie talk all things pre-pregnancy, dating app disasters, contraceptive mishaps and whether you can ever be truly ready for a baby. DISCLAIMER - this is our first ever attempt at podcasting so please bear with us on any teething problems, weird noises, imperfect editing, awkward pauses etc etc Content Warning: mild-moderate swearing, mentions of abortion & struggling with fertility...