The Aftermath

My what a doozie this was. Can you believe we’ve recorded 100 episodes of this stuff?! If you’ve ever wanted to visualize four dudes sucking at video games, this is the episode for you. We play some games and have some drinks, so by the end we’ve lost our touch as to how this show functions normally. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever had that moment when your completely insane mother starts shouting about the end of the world? Yeah, me neither. She’s right though, I heard there’s a mercury man determined to commit fratricide. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This summer: Godzilla’s on a rampage, and looks more jacked than he ever has before. Watch as a sad girl with a worthless meaningless life, attempts to take on our big lizard friend with a Cyberized version of his grandpa. Truly fun for the whole family! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a puckish rogue that only wanted two things in his life: To kiss a woman with full tongue, and to fly jets. This renegade will stop at nothing to achieve his goals, and that includes beating you in shirtless volleyball. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The one and only, Smith Brown Johnson-Jones, goes on an adventure with his useless girlfriend to find God’s hot sand coffin. Only to find snakes and Nazis. If and when you find what you’re looking for make sure to not touch the box or you’ll go into God’s recycle bin. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up as our brand new Camaro takes us on the journey of a lifetime. From one explosion to another, you’ll see a young man running as if his life depends on it! All to get a big cube rock for some reason, but don’t worry it’s all about the friends we made along the way. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In this week’s episode we say goodbye to our friend Nick, as he moves away. We are also joined by a podcast favourite, Chase as we discuss everything from past memories, to current games we are all playing. I know this is really goodbye, but we are all still sad to see you go. I wish you well in your travels and hope to see you again soon. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

The year is 2027 and it’s the opening of Half-Life 2. We live in a world where no one can make a new car to save their life! 18 years ago everyone lost the ability to reproduce, and I’m starting to think the fluoride in the water is making humans sterile. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Come one, come all to the opening of our totally not dangerous, and completely legal park of Jurassic antiquities. Little do you know this is about to be Dino’s Day Off. Don’t worry about me though, I will be safe on my helicopter. Huh? Oh you. You’ll make it, I believe in you. Yeah no, they’re screwed down there. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

When VR goes a little too far, you’ll end up like our boy Neo. Just waking up in a pod of your own goop, but what else is new am I right? As we have all learned, if everything is an eerie shade of green: Wake Up! You’re in the Matrix. Now dodge this, bitch. That Energizer human just keeps on going. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the wild west, where you can spit tobacco and shoot anyone you like. Or at least that’s what it feels like. Join us as we kick ass and try our darndest not to cheat on our drug riddled wife. “Poor soul, you were just too high strung. I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bear.” Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

I don’t know what to say. Welcome to another episode where we gush about Godzilla! Buckle up and get ready for a Mechagodzilla 2: Electric Boogaloo featuring giant fish dinosaur. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

In a world where most of New York is blocked off for only the crazy people and is run by a pimp with a chandelier car. But not nobody sees the Duke, not nobody nohow! Snake: Solid, Liquid, Gaseous and don’t forget Plasma. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Listen to this tale of a young boy and his girlfriend as they blow up their local movie theater, full of xenomorph adjacent creatures, in order to save their town in time for Christmas. The epic Ferrari goblin saves the day against the skateboard chainsaw gremlin in this Christmas classic. Don’t forget, there just might be a gremlin in your house. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Basically this is a movie about a manipulative government agent being gaslit into thinking that he is going insane by a 12 year old and a beatnik trash artist. Need I say more?? Cosmic Blaze Power Metal. Is Ethan’s new incomprehensibly indescribable band featuring Big Bot. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to the longest and unluckiest, unintentional road trip the world has ever seen. Join us as we watch two men descend into madness as they try so desperately to escape the law, all the while carrying the body of Del’s wife in a trunk. Also, if you find your hand between two pillows, those are not pillows. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

On a dark and stormy night we see some feral ninja turtles attempting to find nutrition. We call them T.H.U.T. Teenage Humanoid Underground Turtle the most dangerous creature of all. So beware of these radioactive splooge aliens. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Buckle up as we fly our Black Hawk helicopters extremely low to the ground in order to save a kid, I think? I don’t get paid enough to ask questions. Bullet to the head never killed nobody. Leave it to Alejandro though to get shot and somehow make it out. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

When the goop rain hits and the hair tentacles start to work their way into your sleeves, whatever you do, don't go to sleep! Or else some pod thing poops out some really gross stuff. If a mutant banjo dog dies in the forest, does it bark or do it banjo? Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

This was Bobby’s big day until he got clapped, then his brother Dalton had to step and set things right. Tag along with us as we see an entire group of lesser beings get wiped out in quick order. Except for our Mary Sue of course. I’m surprised by their willingness to put their whole hand in the slime and get gooped. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Bzzz bz bzz bzzz bzzzzb zbzzz zbzz, you know what I mean? Magic Word Cheeseburger, Mecha Brundlefly, Regurgitated Slime Doughnuts, and last but not least Imma Go Clatter are all our new band names. Be afraid, be very afraid. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to our hotel, I promise nothing suspicious happened here over the winter. If you happen to see anyone wearing 1920’s attire, please disregard and make contact. This movie is so pretty it’ll drive you nuts! Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we witness a man with no remorse absolutely ruin one family’s evening. There ain’t nothin’ like a convoy of Tahoes. -Chase Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we witness the one and only Godzilla curse at the gods as they bestow all new forms of ultimate power upon him. All in the effort to cleanse this world from the imposter that trespasses in his land. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail

Join us as we follow a man and his friends into the jungle, and they do some “hardcore landscaping” with heavy weaponry. You ain’t afraid of no man! There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. Our Links: Ian Wolffe Send us Fan Mail