The 40k Badcast

Hope you're ready for some strong, uneducated opinions, because dumbass is back on the menu, boys! This time Dan and Crumbo talk about grown men moving their toys from one box to another, the Brave Little Toaster, and Dan rips in to other Raven Guard players with no provocation! They deserve it, though, trust us. Sail the seas of douchebaggery with us on Twitter dot com! https://twitter.com/DB_Sle...

Welcome back, fuckos! This time the fellas are talking inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue and the monster that crushes it, where the real pain comes from in a penitent engine, and Campbell has some interesting thoughts about how much pooping goes on at the Nova Open! This podcast sounds terrible! Why do you listen to it?! I guess you can interact with these two idiots on Twitter, but why?! https://twitt...

The hell world of 2019 continues as the boys are back for their first regular episode in more than a month! They're talkin' GW's brand new marine unit: Primaris Intercoursers, making more than one joke about Slipknot, and a very long discussion about pizza, because they have about 6 brain cells between them (Dan has five of them). Also, this episode somehow clock in at under 90 minutes, so please...

In the continued tradition of the Summer of Bullshit, the fellas are back to regale you with tales from the 2019 Nova Open! Well, one of them has tales. Anyways, join them for the ups and down of the new marine codex (there are no downs), the reappearance of a beloved character, and hear the siren's call for a drink named after war crimes! You can't miss this one! Gaze into Hell on Twitter! https:...

The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers! Please make sure to stick around after the...

Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours! Stop usin...

Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressi...

Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only ti...

Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'. Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaborati...

In the aftermath of Cinco De Necro, the fellas have returned to their rightful place as rulers of the worst 40k podcast on the planet. This extra-thicc episode covers Warhammer Fest, Cinco de Necro, and the bois say a fond farewell to a certain automobile. I'd say it's ok to miss this one, but then my pants would immediately fail a blaze check. They're not the only thing that fails a blaze check a...

You don't know it yet, but the title of this episode is an orgasm joke! Hilarious, right?! Anyways, the fellas are back with another barnstormer! They talk Big FAQ 3, Necromunda, and Dan hates on the city of Baltimore's favorite baseball team! It's deserved, trust us. So, grab a cold drink, sit on back, and let two random dinguses from the internet waste about 80 minutes of your time that you can...

That's right, listeners. The bois are back with a monster episode where they talk Jeep Wranglers, malt liquor, decide the winners of the 40k Destruction Derby, and interview our Ham Dad, Carl Tuttle. Listen, you can miss this episode if you really, really want to, but then we wouldn't be able to guarantee your mini collection's safety. You've got such a wonderful collection, too. Hate to see somet...

The bois are back in their respective towns, but have rejoined, Voltron-like, once more to detail their trials and tribulations at this year's Adepticon! They talk hangovers, gross shots, and Campbell shares exactly how many times he threw up in this xxxtra-long version of our wonderful program! You better not miss it, but if you do, there are like 500 other podcasts talking about the same fucking...

So gather 'round, fuccbois, wherever you roam, And admit that the waistband around you has grown, And accept it that soon, you'll be more than big-boned, If the Chaos gods think you're worth savin'. So you better start prayin' you'll find your way home, For your limbs, they are a-changin'. DESTROY some snowflakes with FACTS and LOGIC on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/Br...

Another day, another podcast where two idiots get excited about toys! Join said idiots while they discuss, Shadowspear, un-loved units, and what size sandwich is best (hint: it rhymes with trouble)! Don't miss out, or your parents will forever be disappointed in you. We just think you could do *more*, you know? Look at our baby pictures on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com...

It's cold outside, but you can warm up by slicing open the belly of a hot, fresh Badcast and then crawl inside to get out of the cold. And you thought Dan and Campbell smelled bad on the outisde! While you're inside of us, check out this new episode where we talk birds, battle reports, and Campbell sets a new world record for how many times a podcaster can punch his fucking microphone in the span...

The fellas are back with another edition of their dad's least favorite podcast! They talk bits storage shopping, Campbell wrecks a bunch of scrubs in his teenage years, and Rob Jones, primary author of Fast Times at Terrah High, joins them for a conversation about his upcoming narrative campaign! Better clear your schedule, because you're gonna want to listen to this one twice!   Check out Rob's c...

They said it probably shouldn't be done, but we went and done did it anyways! The bois are back with a hefty episode where the fellas talk mounting anxiety, take a deep dive into Vigilus Defiant, and announce 2019's hottest new fashion item! Stop what you're doing RIGHT FUCKING NOW and check this shit out! Take out your frustrations with us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter...

Did you think you were never going to see this stupid podcast in your feed again? That maybe 2019 would be the year that Dan and Campbell finally grew up? Well, sorry to disappoint, but the Cheesebrothers are back with brand new content for the brand new year! They talk about engorged space marines, make some good jokes about heads, and reveal their picks for top Arnold Schwarzeneggar films! You c...

'Twas the week before Christmas, With nary a heads-up, Came two idiot jerks, Who won't shut the fuck up. Their podcast is bad, We know it, it's true! But that won't stop them, So please don't be blue! Here with a chat, About all things 40k, Not sports, not movies, and NOT anime. So listen up close, And remember the days, When life wasn't sad, when there was no malaise. Come badbois, come fuccbois!...

Hammy Holidays, Everyone! The bois are back with another episode featuring quality yuks about model storage, Space Marines, and desperate begging for model parts and exposure. Did you think they have any dignity? Here's a quick spoiler: they don't! Curl up by the fure with some tweets! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM Become a supporter! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadca...

The fellas are back, and they welcome you to join in on this egregiously indulgent 2-hour Badcast Extravaganza to celebrate their 40th episode! They talk meteorology, bird biology, and say a special thanks to you wonderful listeners. And, before anyone complains, do not @ us about using Fahrenheit temperatures. We are American, and we cannot help it. Enjoy! We know you're gonna @ us anyway, so her...

While they may have let their dads down, the Worst Dudes in 40k podcasting would never let you, the listener, down! Join them as they talk about glue, early 16th century history, and Dan makes a promise that certainly won't come back to bite him in the ass! Also, there's jazz in this episode! Shit's getting wild! Scream meaninglessly into the void with us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy...

In this mellifluous version of your favorite toy soldier podcast the fellas include not one, but TWO extremely bad versions of popular songs from past decades. You're not getting this stuff anywhere else! Dan and Cam talk green salt, the Big FAQ 2, and spend the first five minutes of the show on anime, so beware, I guess. Get spooky with us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter...

Holy shit this episode. Y'all, it goes off the rails *real* fuckin' quick, and stays there for a good long while. The bois talk leveling up your hobby, when you should get rid of old minis, and Campbell tells the most hilarious masturbation joke of all time. More can't-miss content from the worst podcast on the internet! Fuckin' tweet at us, already! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.c...