The 3rd One Sucks

This week we're continuing our quack attack on your childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D2: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has to bench their best player for the entire movie to maintain any sense of dramatic tension whatsoever! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall....

We're back and kicking off Season 4 with everyone's favorite franchise about duck based peewee hockey teams, The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features a romantic subplot where the leads have absolutely zero chemistry! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edite...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2018's "Sister Cities"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we do our best not to cry during. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7yJeilesTxseeVpN6FUzYh Timestamps: 1. "Raining in Kyoto" - 4:07  2. "Pyramids of Salt" - 8:15  3....

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2015's "No Closer To Heaven"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one mentions birds a lot. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7akNjSf8E2pyvNUmo6equT Timestamps: 1. "Brothers &" - 5:45  2. "Cardinals" - 7:14  3. "A Song for Pa...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2013's "The Greatest Generation"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one leaves us crying in our cars in public. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7q9crgUsEy4Clq2B77ijN9   Timestamps: 1. "There, There" - 5:51  2. "Passing Throug...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which has exactly one song about "our home town in the summer with my friends, and it's summer in our home town with my friends, and mom and dad just don't understand in our home t...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're back this year for another installment between our main seasons. This summer we're covering The Wonder Years starting with their second record (don't worry, we'll address why) "The Upsides"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one swears that despite all the obvious sadness it's definitely not sad anymore. Listen along a...

This week we return to filmography of Mamoru Hosoda and talk about his newest film Belle! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a boy who is just real passionate about kayaking. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by D...

This week we conclude our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is both imaginary and fictional. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art...

This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a mind blowing finale. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Elli...

This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one folks are probably gonna be mad at us about after this episode. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music, Ad...

Once more with feeling! This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one rehashes six episodes of television from 1995. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Musi...

This week we face the apocalypse as we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with The End of Evangelion! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the lowest of the low. Timestamps for mentions of childhood sexual assault for those who wish to avoid them. 11:00 - 14:33 (Hospital Scene) 38:08 - 40:36 (Elevator) 55:43 - 56:36 (Fusion of Adam and Lilith) Contact us...

This week we begin our mad dash towards the apocalypse as we start our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion, starting with Evangelion:Death (True)2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the one that deserves to die. Timestamps for discussion of suicide and self harm if that is something you wish to avoid. Suicide: 39:19 - 41:00 Self Harm: 43:10 - 44:09 If I missed anyt...

This week we're once again joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency ( @vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we conclude our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted Face the Music! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one may or may not be a worse version of Adam McKay and Judd Apatow's 2008 hit comedy Step Brothers starring Will Farrell and John C Reilly?...

This week we're once again joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency ( @vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we continue our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes a game of Twister with Death. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted b...

This week we're joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency ( @vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we start our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one somehow fell completely out of it's armor. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Da...

Look at us putting out an episode during the release window of a film for once! This week we finish up our journey through The Matrix (for now at least) with The Matrix Resurrections! Join Mark, Dan and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one is a nesting doll of meta all the way down. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks i...

This week we get into it with The Matrix Revolutions! Join us yet again as we along with our guest Seraph decide which film is the best and which one really leans into the whole Cyber Christ symbology thing. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The...

This week we get into it with The Matrix Reloaded! Join us and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one features early 2000s CG that 2/3 of our hosts can't stand. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a...

Welcome back as we kick off Season 3 with The Matrix! Join us and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one is a disease, a cancer of this planet. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We finish up our pilot run with Fall Out Boy's "MANIA"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is secretly just a thermostat? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/16xtTZvPH6PXcwSqYqJHHG Timestamps: 1. "Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea" - 6:49  2. "The Last Of The Real Ones" - 9:40  3. "HOLD ME TIGHT OR...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "American Beauty/American Psycho"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is the "horniest". Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/022DrG7Wp2PSCwzuD0bSzT Timestamps: 1. "Irresistable" - 4:50  2. "American Beauty/American Psycho" - 8:...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "Save Rock and Roll"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one features elves plotting to murder Santa? Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5jKMfS57mHTHzlSFGfPFxU Timestamps: 1. "The Phoenix" - 09:17  2. "My Songs Know What You Did i...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "Folie à Deux"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one contains easily the worst FOB track Dan has heard to date. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/6KOWjVP0mh5rOqmzm4tkPD Timestamps: 1. "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes" - 05:56&nbsp...