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It's the last weekend of February so we are bringing you some of the worst of love. We're talking about bad hook ups! We asked YOU, our listeners, to submit some wild and crazy one night stand stories and you did not disappoint! Plus we yap about GLP1s, Japan, and the Telepathy Tapes. Special bonus: find out if Kirsten has ring worm from her most recent creek stompin! Hate us or join us!

It was JUST the most romantic holiday of the year and cupid has been a busy little baby. For this episode, we got some meet cute stories from our listeners. Some are newer, some have been together for a hot minute, but they all have something in common: they knew it was going somewhere right when they met! When you know you know, and we KNOW you want to listen to this episode. Grab some wine, get...

This month is all about LOVE–the good, the bad, and the ugly! For our February debut, we're talking about messy break-ups. We tell a story of our own and also went into the field to bring you some listener stories to shake things up. Breakups are never easy, but hopefully they always propel you toward the path you deserve. Stay tuned for more love stories this month! Hate us or join us?

The last week of Dry January is here and we are trying yet another natural alcohol alternative - Kava! In this episode, we talk about our experience visiting the Kava Bar, chewing on kava root, and if it's safe or not. We also chat about a certain romantasy book controversy, the infinite loop of car troubles, and Carrie Underwood letting us all down. Happy listening!

It's January, and like it or not, we're back at it again with Dry January 2025. We know, we know, you're probably sick of hearing about it - trust us, we're feeling the same way. But we've decided to dive into the world of alcohol alternatives, and this week, we've been exploring Kratom, a leaf from Southeast Asia. What does it do? Is it safe? Is it legal? We've got all that covered. Plus, we'll s...

We're back this week with even more Roommates from Hell stories! With a shocking story from our listener, Saida, and a spicy one from an anonymous listener! We also chat about seeing our favorite podcast live, visiting Amanda Bynes' art show, and we have a couple more terrible roommate tales of our own. This is the last episode of 2024 so join us before hopping into the New Year of our lord, 2025....

As we continue our interview series, this week we talk to people about their worst roommate ever! These stories go beyond the typical problems like messiness, loud parties, etc. These roomies were seriously a piece of work and may have came straight from HELL! We are happy none of our listeners who shared their stories have to deal with them today! Stay tuned for part 2 coming next week with more...

Ok ok, we lied. We didn't break up. BUT! We wanted to prepare you for this episode all about friendship breakups which can hurt really bad! Sometimes worse than a romantic one! We were able to interview some bar patrons for this episode and they tell us some of their worst friend breakup stories. Some were betrayals, some were a classic case of ghosting without any explanation. Either way, they ar...

We know. Halloween is over. But we are witchy bitches so spooky season is never over as far as we're concerned! That's right, we're telling YOUR scary stories to keep the creepy momentum going into November. We'll be doing these After Dark episodes occasionally because we can't get enough of these stories, so keep sending them in! A special thank you (so much) to our listeners who contributed to t...

Every town has one of them. The whimsical house covered in signs reading “Psychic Readings”, “Palm Reader”, and “Walk ins Welcome”. Have you ever wondered if they are legit? Well we have and we went to one so you don’t have to! We went to our very own neighborhood's fortune teller and she gave us some things to think about to say the least. In this episode, we talk about our ....strange...experien...

October is our favorite time of year and what better way to enjoy it than with a new ✨spiritual ✨buddy. We have special guest Mirraj with us and we talk to him about dabbling in the occult, his new music career, and possibly being a medium. Plus, we are all neighbors so that’s cute! Get those Kratom drinks ready and hang out with us on this weeks episode

Welcome to our bonus episode from last year in October 2023. Kirsten got a little sick this week so we weren't able to record. However, we wanted to re-post our favorite episode from last year's spooky month with special guest, Missy Myers. Tune in and follow @missydawnhorror on IG! FROM OCTOBER 2023: ever thought about how independent horror films are made? a girl in a cheerleader uniform gets ch...

it's our favorite month of the year and you know what that means... spooky, the occult, witchery, skeletons... for your ears—all month long baby! listen to your favorite scary sluts kirsten and ally talk about some creepy legends that have brought us some of our favorite horror in the media, and not-so-favorite horrors in true crime. we're talking bloody mary, slender man, creepy dolls, and just a...

It’s the end of September which means it is our last STI September episode. Listen as we talk about a few experiences from people diagnosed with HSV 1/2 aka Herpes. Plus, we goofin about random things like cigars, dental dams, and cheaters. And remember, 1 out of 3 people reading this has herpes—and that’s okay! Your love life is NOT over and you are still a bad bitch. Don't forget it!

As you know, it is STI September! In this episode we are going in on the HIV epidemic of the 80s and exploring how badly it was handled. Not t0 mention how common it is and the stigma against the LGBTQ + community because of it. Plus, we talk about our night out which includes karaoke, creepy men, and the new little moon earth has acquired. Listen up and give thanks to the Harvest!

Welcome to Season 3!! That's right! We're back and better than ever, babies. This month of September is all about STIs and de-stigmatizing such a common thing! Today we talk about HPV, colposcopies, male gynecologists (they're weird, right?!) and finally we bring back our hexins and blessins series. You don't want to miss this! Get your speculum ready and open up to our first episode of thank you...

It's another week of friends and on this episode we interview none other than Langston Alimayu! Langston is a good friend of the pod AND happens to be Kirsten's partner. We ask them about their childhood, their art, and we talk musicals. Plus listen to us recount our trip to Joshua Tree and the lesbian bees that came with it. Hate us or join us!

It's a brand new month and we are talking about FRIENDS! That's right! We will be interviewing our friends, family, and loved ones all this month. Our first "friend" is Ally's partner Kadar! Learn all about how this Santa Monica native grew up, what he's up to now, and how he invented the pepperoni trifecta. Listen to the very end where we close out with one of his most popular songs! Hate us or j...

Welcome to our last episode of drug month! This episode is all about bath salts. I'm sure we all remember that one guy who turned into a zombie in Florida, but what exactly are bath salts and why do people do them? We also talk about Justin Timberlake's recent mishap and bring back an oldie but goodie segment: Let's get deep! Hate us or join us, and stay tuned to see what next month has in store!

We couldn’t talk about drugs without giving our natural gurlies some justice so on this week’s episode we’re doing a lil peyote and ayahuasca and by “doing” we mean “talking about”. Even though these drugs are technically legal if they are included in your religious rituals. But first we get a little hexy and blessy. IKYK

MDMA, or "Molly" has always been around as the "rave drug". But what is it and when did this popular pill really hit the scene? Listen to us discuss our old rave days, and learn more about what makes Molly the ultimate dancing drug! Again, we do not do ANY drugs, but our imaginations and dreams say otherwise. Wait for the drop and join us for this week's episode!

Listen up, everyone! We’re not, like, by any means, advocating for any illicit drug use here. We’re just curious, and think y’all might be too. We’ve all heard the lore of Coca-Cola being laced with cocaine at the turn of the last century. But let’s go deeper. And also talk about what we might have done if we tried it. Even though we never would because it is illegal. We present you, this week, th...

It's a new month which means we have a new topic. June is all about DRUGS! And the first drug we're learning about is LSD or "Acid" as it's normally called. Listen to us talk about the history of how it was discovered, the shady shit the US government was doing with it, and our own experiences. Which...we don't have any experiences because we DO NOT do drugs but if we DID try acid...we imagine wha...

For our last episode on MLM's, we decided to dive into the wild world of essential oils. We go back into the man behind Young Living Essential Oils, Gary Young's past and it probably isn't what you think! Listen to us yap and see who we are 'Hexin' & Blessin'' in today's episode! Stay tuned for next week's episode as it starts our brand new category in the month of June. Can you guess what it...

Can you believe it’s been a year since we started this podcast? We’re so excited to have brought you 43 episodes this past year. We talked doulas, we talked occult, animal sex, polyamory, horror, astrology... the list goes on and we have way more where that’s coming from! Tune in this week as we reminisce and answer some of your burning questions. And while you’re listening we have a question for...