Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Ted and Michael unlock more hidden celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers. Gillian still has a gun! A morning show welcomes a diet-pushing hypnotist. ~*~ "Celeb Smash Bros. 6" V.O.: Ameeta Ganatra, Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith Various impressions: Michael O'Gorman Dora the Explorer: Aneesa Folds "Gillian Has a Gun 2" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle "Morning Show: Tooth Cake: D...

A new product satisfies a child's craving for frosting with some kick! Method actor Christopher Walken finds himself in the belly of a whale. Ted and Michael attempt a phone writing session. The singing bully is in the cafeteria! ~*~ CREDITS: "Sriraching": V.O.: Ted O'Gorman Mom: Gillian Pensavalle Kid: Eddy Lee Candice: Aneesa Folds "Walken and the Whale" V.O.: Ted O'Gorman "Phone Meeting" Ted O'...

A late night talk show takes place in the stomach of an obnoxious nine-year-old. T ed and Michael share their favorite holiday traditions. A new product provides support for…some people's most intimate of areas. Werner Herzog is back! And he's very sleepy. ~*~ Credits: "Late Night in Billly's Stomach" Announcer/V.O.: Aneesa Folds Spearmint: Michael Smith Waxy: Ted O'Gorman Bubbilicious: James Monr...

Season Three of Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones will be available on all podcast platforms on January 11th, with new episodes every Tuesday. Season Three features the voice talents of Aneesa Folds, James Monroe Iglehart, Nik Walker, Eddy Lee, Andrew Bancroft, Julian Jiménez, Janice McIntyre , Patrick McCartney, Emmanuel Polycarpe , April Sickler, Mike O'Gorman, Hallie O'Gorman, and ...

Robert DeNiro doesn't know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. Ted and Michael go to sleep in their new bunk beds.   Cast: 'I'm Robert DeNiro' Robert DeNiro: Ted O'Gorman  Joe Pesci: Michael Paul Smith  Nurse: Gillian Pensavalle Doctor: Hallie O'Gorman Martin Scorcese: Nik Walker   'Scenes For A Visual M...

Ted and Michael set up a "Fish Track." Lieutenant Columbo takes an improv class. Three friends enter a jazz haunted house. A new product scares sexual harassers. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial!   Cast: "Fish Track" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle   "Columbo Takes an Improv Class" Columbo: Ted O'Gorman  V.O: Michael Paul Smith Teacher: Gillian Pensavalle Student: Hallie O...

Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new "Legally Blonde" movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more celebrity characters in Smash Brothers.   Cast: "Legally Blonde 3" [Parts 1 and 2] V.O: Ted O'Gorman Elle: Hallie O'Gorman Judge: Michael Paul Smith Lawyer: Gillian Pensavalle   "Connery Reads Madea" V.O: Michael Paul Smith Sean Connery: T...

Don Draper from the 90's has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with her professional athlete boyfriend. A grade school bully has additional talents.   Cast: "90's Draper 2" Draper, Exec: Mike O'Gorman Roger: Ted O'Gorman   "Wall Street Journal Cartoons Described 3" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Paul Smith   "Pro At...

Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from "Trainspotting") irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from "The Warriors") tries to sneak out of the house at night. The Emperor (from "Star Wars") orders dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The sound of the barber shop's electric hair clippers has been replaced by a...less annoying sound?   Cast: "Business Ideas" Michael Paul Smith,...

Ted and Michael present select scenes from their prospective blockbuster action/thriller.   Cast: "Irish Cop" Marty McLaren/Michelle Rodriguez: Ted O'Gorman Irish Sarge/American Commissioner: Michael Paul Smith Tyrone Tipperary: Emmanuel Polycarpe Donut guy: Richie Kormos Morris Spiegelman: Luke Sholl Clerk: Nick Costa

The Joker gets a pedicure. Ted and Michael surprise Gillian with their new Rube Goldberg machine. Michael introduces Ted to more celebrity characters in the video game "Smash Brothers." Sean Connery needs someone to spare a square! A new fraud kit is out for those who want to pretend to be orphans.   Cast: "Joker Gets A Pedicure" The Joker: Karl Queensborough   "Rube Goldberg Machine" Ted O'Gorman...

Gillian gets a gun, and it completely changes her and Michael's behavior. Werner Herzog calls Steve Zahn and leaves an emotional voicemail. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. Hogwarts Canada has a new commercial. Steve Zahn calls Werner back.   Cast:  "Gillian Gets A Gun" Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Paul Smith, Ted O'Gorman   "Werner Calls Zahn" Werner Herzog: Ted O'Gorman  Ste...

There's a new hit streaming series called "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Booze is now consumable anywhere by prescription! Brad Pitt has a new brand of tequila.   Cast:  "Hitmen In Cars Getting Coffee" Sal Giorgio: Ted O'Gorman Guy Zetella: Mike Houston Producer: Michael Paul Smith Waitress: Gillian Pensavalle   "Emotional Support Booze" Doctor/V.O: Ted O'Gorman Patient: Hallie O'Gorman Patient 2...

A Reading Rainbow segment has a slightly weird book report. A new product is on the market for those that want to appear intentionally bald. A Reading Rainbow segment has a weirder book report. A new product suggests extreme measures to prevent oversleeping. A Reading Rainbow segment has an off-the-charts bizarre book report. A new product combines ice cream and facial hair. The final Reading Rain...

Michael takes us on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Tyburn Industries has a new "Fraud Kit" for people who want to pretend to be pregnant. A woman decides on what to order for dinner with her professional athlete boyfriend. Donald Trump and Stephen Miller play another round of the board game "Guess Who." It's the end of the Werner Herzog interview serie...

Ted, Michael, and Gillian ponder what life without each other would be like. Hogwarts has a new campus...in Canada! The Neo-Nazi movement is seeking new forms of musical recruitment. Werner Herzog is back with his series of involuntary interviews with Steve Zahn.   Cast: "If We Didn't Know Each Other" Ted O'Gorman, Michael Paul Smith, Gillian Pensavalle   "Hogwarts Canada 1" Ted O'Gorman, Michael...

Gillian and Hallie prefer Ted and Michael in small doses...and one at a time.

Sean Connery has graciously agreed to record this promo for season two of "Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones" by telling this completely true story.

Ted and Michael have made a Season Two promo with the help of an epic-sounding voiceover guy.    

Ted and Michael have a bold new idea. Gillian is...less than supportive. Season Two debuts April 22nd!

Ted, Michael, and friends present more things you should never, ever say on a first date… or probably ever. Steve Zahn plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. The "Hogwarts Boston" campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial. Another marriage comes to an end at the hands of unabated karaoke.   Credits: --Thing You Should Never Ever Say on A First Date 3-- Cast: Ted O'Gorman, Mi...

Summary: Andre the Giant finds himself in a ball pit at Chuck 'E Cheese. A new Sandals resort highlights a man learning about his wife's dark secret. A man debriefs the feds about his alien abduction. New footage from Apollo 11 reveals some personal conflicts.   Credits: --Andre in the Ball Pit-- Andre: Mike O'Gorman Man: Ted O'Gorman Woman: Gillian Pensavalle *Features original music by Richie Ko...

Michael describes another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon to Ted. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. A new sunscreen specializes on parts that usually go unexposed to the sun. Method actor Christopher Walken fills in for Santa Claus. The "Hogwarts Boston" campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial.   Credits: -...

Andre the Giant visits a Spanish tapas bar. A new company offers full "fraud kits" for people who want to pretend to be successful. A new "Twilight Zone" episode features a guy who aims to make civil rights movements and other people's identities all about himself.   Credits: --Andre at the Tapas Bar-- Andre: Mike O'Gorman Server: Gillian Pensavalle *Features original music by Richie Kormos*   --F...

Jason Bateman stars in a new, very Jason Bateman, movie. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. Sam Elliott plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. A kidnapper questions his career choice.   --Guys-- V.O: Luke Sholl Jason Bateman:  Mike O'Gorman Mob guy: Michael Paul Smith   --Shower With Mike 4-- V.O: Ted O'Gorman Mike: Michael Paul...