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John offers a chimpanzee a promotion at NASA, and travels back in time to Meet Alexander Hamilton, and neither goes well. Meanwhile, Jonnie reveals the one thing you don’t do on a tour bus and ponders the time that Russia skipped the first two weeks of February.  Plus, a conversation about performing under intense pressure, and the most important quality a public speaker can have.  Today’s episode...

John puts all his memories in the cloud and begs Jonnie not to tell him the score of the game.  Meanwhile, Jonnie performs in front of 16,000 people and hurts himself playing ice hockey.  Plus, a conversation about toxic hustle culture, and finding the delicate balance between self-improvement and contentment.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by TikTok : “You’re gonna get injured. You may as well...

John worries about Jonnie driving in the snow, and considers getting his PhD. Meanwhile, Jonnie talks to his Uber driver and immediately regrets it, and ponders drinking from a boot. Plus, a conversation about the Illuminati and other conspiracies, our collective need for gossip and secrets, and what it says about our culture.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Doggie Doors: “Convenient for pets...

John has a power trip as a camp counselor, but gets humbled by the Lord of the Landfill. Meanwhile, Jonnie licks windowsills and ponders his questionable clothing choices in the 90’s.  Plus a conversation about the difference between talent and genius.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Pickleball: “Hope you’ve already met your insurance deductible this year.”   Want this episode AD-FREE?: https...

John plans to live to be 100 and drives on the emergency shoulder on Christmas. Meanwhile, Jonnie takes issue with the ending of Back to the Future and says something to a traffic cop that gets him pulled out of the car.  Plus, a conversation about resolutions, vices, and remaining at peace with our neighbors.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Vitamin Supplements: “We aren’t sure if they work,...

John tells us about the perils of recording an audiobook and unveils the latest theme music for his “Quote of the Week” segment. Meanwhile, Jonnie writes love poems for a girl he isn’t even interested in and tells us about the time bathtubs got banned.  Plus, a conversation about the problems with modern content creation and how legacy artists like the Beatles would’ve handled it.  Today’s episode...

John can’t stop replacing dead fish for his daughter and tells us the three words every parent dreads at Christmas. Meanwhile, Jonnie buys way too many coats and reveals his least favorite Christmas song.  Plus, a conversation about irresponsible use of a public platform and how lies in print can have real world implications.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Tinsel: “When you want your Christm...

John reassures Jonnie about his use of text emojis and admits he can’t multitask. Meanwhile, Jonnie finds a car wash with the dumbest name ever and tells the story of the original Doorbuster Christmas toy: the Cabbage Patch Doll.  Plus, a conversation about how to be a better listener and learner.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Egg Nog: “Only available one month out of the year… because it’s...

John comes up with a brand new drug, and tells us about General Custer. Meanwhile, Jonnie goes on tour with Nate Bargatze in his hometown of Knoxville, triggering anxiety about bombing in front of old friends and family.  Plus, a conversation about enlightenment and the balance between living our lives and sharing our lives.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Mops : “Let’s smear this dirt around...

John kisses dating goodbye, and tells us the one thing NOT to say in an argument. Meanwhile, Jonnie celebrates the inventor of the shopping cart, and the honorable Judge Wapner.  Plus, a conversation about toxic hindsight and why it’s easier to be a critic than a creator.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Cranberry Sauce: “Much like your extended family, you only want to see us for one meal out...

John discovers the subtle difference between prison inmates and referees, and unveils a new jingle candidate for his Quote of the Week segment. Meanwhile, Jonnie ponders whether ancient philosophers would’ve been discouraged if they had put their ideas on Facebook and tells the story of Oprah Winfrey and a wheelbarrow full of fat.  Plus, a conversation about what liberty really looks like vs. what...

John has a meeting with his inner committee and kills bugs for fun at dinner parties.  Meanwhile, Jonnie doesn’t like moving around onstage and tells us the unfortunate words uttered by the recipient of the first X-Ray.  Plus, a conversation about angst, assertiveness, and whether some anxiety is actually a privilege.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Mold: “We’ve been going green for thousands...

John meets an archaeologist and steals gasoline. Meanwhile, Jonnie ponders Halloween candy bowl etiquette and gives the telltale signs of a bad hotel room.  Plus, a conversation about creativity and how to know when it’s time to stop editing your work.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Blackout Drapes: “Let the neighbors know you’ve updated your privacy policy.”   Want this episode AD-FREE?: ht...

John reminisces about Hypercolor t-shirts in the 90s and keeps an inferior product because it’s too expensive to return it. Meanwhile, Jonnie wants to bring back neckerchiefs, gives a $20 tip to a comedian for a perfect joke about Dawson’s Creek, and tells the story about the time France launched a cat into space.  Plus, a conversation about how to handle failure.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored...

John picks up a hitchhiker and has a missed connection at a Michael Bolton concert. Meanwhile, Jonnie doesn’t like his resting face and can’t find the southeast entrance of any building.  Plus, a conversation about taking constructive criticism and being able to appreciate another artist’s work without feeling threatened.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by People Who Bring Bluetooth Speakers on...

John ponders writing a cookbook and tells us what NOT to do if you are officiating a wedding. Meanwhile, Jonnie tells a risky joke at a megachurch and has a microphone literally taped to his face. Plus, a conversation about Holy Communion and why it’s important to our faith. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Honey®️: “Delicious and nutritious. Also, bee vomit.“   Want this episode AD-FREE?: http...

John shouts at the clouds about the return of a certain hairstyle and tries to come up with photoshoot poses that aren’t awkward. Meanwhile, Jonnie accidentally steals someone else’s luggage on a road trip and tells the story of the world’s foremost school for department store Santas.  Plus, a conversation about honor culture and the fine line between healthy and toxic when it comes to memorializi...

John stays way too long at the butter pump and yearns for a simpler time when our superheroes could be a bit pudgier. Meanwhile, Jonnie shares some of his pet peeves while traveling and tells the epic story of the man who played a chess match to save his own life.  Plus, a conversation about how getting older can make us more contemplative when it comes to things like traffic.  Today’s episode is...

John creates a death metal boy band and ponders what would be on our podcasts official Bingo Card. Meanwhile, Jonnie has difficulty rolling his Rs and takes a moment to honor the 80s TV star who went skiing and gave us all a brand new catch phrase.  Plus, a conversation about being centered and why doing the right thing is important, even if the results aren’t always perfect.  Today’s episode is N...

John is self conscious of his squeaky shoes, and writes a song about dying frogs. Meanwhile, Jonnie auditions for the celebrity judges on America’s Got Talent and gets nauseous at Dollywood.  Plus, a conversation about our need for control and the importance of trusting God in uncertain times.  Todays episode is NOT sponsored by Squirrels: “We’re just rats with fluffy tails and better PR.” Want th...

John tries living in the moment and thinks Jonnie is exactly 10% too negative. Meanwhile, Jonnie shares a hypothesis about why conspiracy theories exploded the past few years and tells the tale of the WWII pilot who had no legs, and used it as an advantage.  Plus, a conversation about the dangers of isolation and why we need each other now more than ever.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Septe...

John tries to be the “cool teacher” and thinks Jonnie takes too much Tylenol. Meanwhile, Jonnie ponders the old Super Glue commercial with the construction worker and “tells tales out of school,” whatever that means.  Plus, a conversation about the Beatitudes and what it really means to be a person of meekness.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Bubble Tea: “Now your favorite drink is also a cho...

John meets a pizza delivering robot and wears house shoes to climb Everest. Meanwhile, Jonnie keeps his shoes on way too long and tells the story of the time Picasso was accused of stealing the Mona Lisa.  Plus, a conversation about why fulfillment is so elusive and why it’s easier to be creative while at play than under pressure.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Procrastination: “We will come...

John makes an apology video from the high seas and somehow makes it worse. Meanwhile, Jonnie ponders the origin of reality prank shows and tells the story of how two beloved Hollywood stars were almost taken out by makeup. Plus, a conversation about fame, talent, and why humans weren’t meant to be worshipped.  Today’s episode IS sponsored by “Dead By Tuesday,” Jonnie W.’s latest comedy release pre...

John tries to come up with a new name for “potluck dinners” and has an idea to revolutionize frozen yogurt shops. Meanwhile, Jonnie has questions about an Olympic sledding event and tells the story of Clara Peller, the actress from Wendy’s “Where’s The Beef” commercials in the 1980’s. Plus, a conversation about what it means to have faith like a child and why it’s important to make the Church a sa...