Talk About That

John hotwires his microwave, finds a dead mole in his pool, and corrects Jonnie’s horsey heresy. Then the boys discuss some historical characters in American cuisine. Also, a conversation about the best and worst parts of the creative process. This episode is NOT sponsored by Pretzels ™️🥨: “We’re the worst part of every snack mix you love." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and in...

Jonnie ponders end times theology, and plans an awkward water break. Then the boys discuss the “Batman voice” and offer an alternative. Also, a conversation on the importance of having friends with different life experiences. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Fireworks 🧨™️: “Let your stimulus check burn a hole in your pocket." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about...

Jonnie launches a (terrible) lawn care company, and spoils an action movie for John. Meanwhile, the boys blame a popular TV show for irreversible damage to American’s crotches, and question whether mosquitos and carnivores are products of the fall of humankind. Also, a conversation on heaven. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Saharan Dust Cloud ™️☁️: “Because it’s 2020, that’s why." Discover mor...

The boys discuss their stance on contraband at the movies. John has a conflicted relationship with cold cuts, and Jonnie pitches a (terrible) children’s book. Also, a discussion on deconstruction, jingoism, loyalty to systems, and how the patterns of our childhood follow us into adulthood.  Todays episode is NOT sponsored by Produce 🥦™️: “We know you mean well, but this is going to rot in your fr...

The boys ponder whether they’d use a tiny tornado shelter, and John gives a stellar bus driver metaphor worthy of a youth sermon. Then Jonnie responds to some listener questions, and gives some advice to young comedians. Also, a conversation on The Confederacy, “The Lost Cause”, and Cancel Culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drive-In Theatres ™️🎥 🍿: “Welcome Back Outside, America." Disc...

Jonnie gets back to work telling jokes in front of people 🎤, while John tries his best to keep his daughter from getting a Facebook account. Then the boys welcome in their longtime friend - author and speaker Reggie Dabbs - to talk about his black experience in America, speaking out even when it’s uncomfortable, and how white folks can be allies for change in this important season. Today’s episod...

John realizes no one remembers any of his past messages, and Jonnie wonders if sermons need to rhyme to be good. Also, a conversation about how the show, and our opinions, have evolved over 114 podcasts, and how we expect to be cancelled any minute now. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Butterflies 🦋™️: “Moths with one nice outfit." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire...

Jonnie ponders if he would lose his creative drive if he were super rich, while John withers under cross-examination from a Southern lawyer. Then, the boys chat about their show being “Unrated”. Also, a conversation about Michael Jordan, bad journalism, and being present. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Breakfast 🍳: “The 7th most important meal of the day." Discover more Christian podcasts at...

Jonnie invents a new handshake 🤝 for a new era, while John listens for whispers, and tries to hard sell Jonnie on the merits of a national parks documentary 😴. Also, a conversation about hearing God’s voice. This episode is NOT sponsored by Cottage Cheese ™️: “Have we gone bad? Who knows?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio....

John and Jonnie are back in studio TOGETHER (sort of)! The boys talk about great Moms, Jonnie wonders if a baked potato🥔 is a meal, and John questions his own conspiracy theory acumen 🤓. Then, a discussion on white privilege (from two white guys). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Coughing In Public™️: “Hold it in if you possibly can." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inqu...

Jonnie hates “Corona Commercials” and does a dramatic reading of what they actually sound like, while John rides the salty-sweet food roller coaster. Jonnie asks John if it’s tougher to preach on the book of Job in the middle of a national emergency. The boys marvel at a friend’s athletic accomplishment, and wonder if the first marathon was R-Rated. Also a conversation on why the Prosperity Gospel...

John wards off a vicious beast using a surprising method, while Jonnie ponders the legality of a certain bumper sticker. Then the boys discuss the spectrum of attitudes about emerging (too early? too late?) from quarantine, and how we should all treat each other. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Pants™️👖: “Ready for our comeback.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire a...

Jonnie assesses his market value for prerecorded messages to fans in Cameo, while John has Taco Bell for the first time in ages. Then the boys discuss whether the isolation is making dumb ideas trend on social media. Also a conversation about what occurs when our values clash with the party line of our tribe, and why people are more than one thing. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hammocks™️: “...

John’s wife has the wrong idea of what it means to be “low on toilet paper”, while Jonnie discovers the surprising things stores ARE running low on now. Also, a conversation about worry, control, and togetherness in a culture raised to think of ourselves first. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drapes™️: “We’ve updated our privacy policy.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and in...

Jonnie clears up the real reason behind the toilet paper shortage 🧻, and John cashes in on the crisis with his new book 📖. Then the boys reminisce on the Rapture Panic of 1988. Also, a conversation about saying “I don’t know” when you just don’t know. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Haircuts 💇‍♂️™️: “It’s gonna be awhile. Maybe buy a hat?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com a...

Jonnie breaks out of his quarantine, and immediately regrets it. Meanwhile John has a life hack to keep him safe while jogging, and the boys ponder other jobs Jonnie could do if comedy doesn’t come back for awhile. Also, a conversation about having confidence in God’s plan (and less confidence in our own) during a crisis. Today episode is NOT sponsored by Restaurants 🍽™️: “Bet you never take us fo...

The boys have no idea how the internet works, and John ponders why he will never be elected to office. Meanwhile, Jonnie is forced to retire one of his jokes, and also offers several ideas for future virus-themed TV shows. Plus, a conversation about Free Will, Doubt, and Trusting God in a tragedy. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by End Tables™️ : “We’ve stood beside you the whole time." Discover...

Jonnie accuses John of being cursed, while John takes his family to Disney and burns his diet to the ground. Jonnie wonders if God has autotune, and looks forward to the memorial slideshow of a certain person. Then, the boys discuss the surreal new realities of the current pandemic (including jerks on social media) and John preaches to an empty room. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Germaphobes...

The boys survive a twister, and hope we are all overreacting to the Coronavirus 😷.  John tells us what’s REALLY being heard in your worship leader’s earpiece, and Jonnie’s friend is duped by an unoriginal poem. Also, a conversation about cyberbullying and violent prayers.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Swallowed Gum™️: “Seeya in seven years!" Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.co...

John filibusters Comcast, but later relents, while Jonnie gives some movie and music trivia no one asked for 🥊. Then the boys unpack some of their Pentecostal upbringing, and discuss some of the built-in problems with faith-based films. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Checkers™️: “Like Chess, but for dumb people." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising...

The boys welcome in some friends of the podcast to commemorate the Hundredth Episode! John nearly strangles himself trying to be a rockstar, and then gets his wife’s Love Language wayyyyy wrong as a newlywed. Then, Jonnie tries to coach John as a comedian to get him ready for their big fundraiser show at his daughter’s school, and the gang reads some listener reviews! Today’s episode is NOT sponso...

The boys take a deep dive into early 2000’s youth ministry culture, for better and worse. Jonnie has an idea for a (weird) documentary series, and does comedy in a prison, while John tells the tale of an epic Easter production fail. Also a conversation about Men’s Church Conferences, “Biblical Manhood”, and vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by The Check Engine Light 💡™️: “It’s proba...

Jonnie thinks everyone is at least secretly fat, and John wonders why certain Biblical names never caught on.  Then the boys lament their lack of dancing skills 💃🏼, and the disappearance of voiceover breaks in 90’s pop songs. Also, a conversation on whether we trust God’s ways vs. our own definition of right and wrong. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Church Coffee Shops ☕️™️: “It’s the only...

The boys rant unintelligently about daylight savings time and invent a new health disorder. John’s book gets placed in a superstore, while Jonnie has his national TV debut with absolutely zero fanfare. Also, a conversation about fears and neuroses in parenting.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hotcakes 🥞™️:”These things are selling.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inqui...

Jonnie gets confused by a hip-hop phrase, John has a (bad) book title idea, and the boys reminisce about an old purity sermon from their youth ministry days. Plus, a conversation on anxiety and busyness as a false badge of honor. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by LaCriox™️ : “Like club soda, but somehow worse.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising oppor...