Tales of Harkshire

Episode Twenty Five: The Visitor A knock at the door. A letter on the mat. Two unfamiliar men waiting outside in a van. What began as a simple morning has unravelled into a spiral of stress, confusion, and a long, exasperating phone call. As our gossip wrestles with hold music, missed plans, and mounting tension, she finds herself faced with a situation she hadn’t anticipated—and can’t quite talk...

Episode Twenty Four: The Brunch After an all-you-can-drink outing with the Good Grief Girls (and Gary), our gossip returns slightly worse for wear—but no less opinionated. From mimosas to mixed-up names, spiritual resentment to dating app disasters, she’s tipsy, tangled, and unfiltered. There’s love, loss, and a woman in a toilet skirt mishap. And beneath it all, a quiet confession: life without K...

Episode Twenty Three: The Rehearsal As rehearsals begin for The Impotence of Being Earnest: The Musical, our gossip finds herself navigating understudy duties, misfiring choirs, neon undergarments, and a poster typo that's gone far too far. With tensions rising and tempers flaring, she stays ever-ready for her moment in the spotlight—especially if Chip Shop Sue falters under the weight of her pick...

Episode Twenty Two: The Fall A hospital visit reveals more than just medical concerns, as our gossip uncovers a world of ward politics, curious characters, and unexpected run-ins. In Harkshire, even a trip to A&E is an event. Tune in for: Hospital drama with a side of scandal Unlikely alliances and awkward encounters A tale of resilience, reputation, and ruined footwear ☕ Buy a brew for Harks...

Episode Twenty One: The Donation With Keith’s wardrobe cleared and a generous donation made to the local charity shop, our gossip is feeling rather philanthropic. A trip to Our Lady’s Sign A Name Across My Heart I Want You To Be My Baby Orphanage charity shop sets off a chain of reflections… and judgments. On everything from village scandal to Cheryl’s bronzer choices. Tune in for: Vintage silk un...

Episode Twenty: The Casting The cast list is out, and tensions are high. With dreams of stardom hanging in the balance, our gossip faces a harsh reality: the stage isn’t always as welcoming as one might hope. But in show business, the drama backstage is just as juicy as the performance. Tune in for: The heartbreak of rejection—or the triumph of success? Backstage politics and bold personalities On...

Episode Nineteen: The Swipe, Online dating has arrived in Harkshire, and our gossip is on the hunt for a wealthy husband to sustain her refined lifestyle. With Wendy from the post office as her digital matchmaker, she dives into the world of dating apps —crafting the perfect profile to attract a man of means. But as she swipes through potential suitors, she quickly discovers that not all gentlemen...

Episode Eighteen: The Psychic When the answers you seek aren’t in this world, there’s only one place to turn. A visit to a psychic offers more questions than closure—but in Harkshire, even the afterlife has its oddities. Tune in for: Unsettling encounters with the unknown Messages from beyond… or maybe just good guesswork A séance that’s equal parts spooky and spectacular ☕ Buy a brew for Harkshi...

Episode Seventeen: The Audition Lights, music, drama—Kinley Village’s finest takes her first step towards stardom with an audition that promises to be unforgettable. But when the competition is fierce (or at least present), will she rise to the occasion or be upstaged by a surprise rival? Tune in for: The thrill of the stage and the sting of rejection Big dreams, bold choices, and interpretative d...

Episode Sixteen: The Desires With Keith gone, a new chapter begins—or at least, that’s the plan. From untapped ambitions to a bucket list with flair, our gossip is ready to reclaim the life she always dreamed of. The only thing missing? A little funding. Tune in for: Bold dreams and even bolder plans A quest for adventure, applause… and a new car The first steps towards reinvention—Harkshire style...

Episode Fifteen: The Wake Saying goodbye is never easy—but when the sherry flows and the twerking begins, this wake becomes one for the history books. Join our gossip as she navigates grief, glamour, and the unexpected theatrics of Keith’s final send-off. Tune in for: Funeral fashion, spontaneous solos, and scandalous shenanigans Michelin-starred mourning and questionable eulogies A widow determin...

Episode Fourteen: The Knock A knock at the door brings unexpected news, sending our gossip into a whirlwind of grief, disbelief, and some rather questionable priorities. In true Harkshire fashion, even the darkest moments come with a dash of absurdity and a side of tea. Tune in for: A dramatic police visit with surprising concerns Unfiltered musings on loss and luxury vehicles The perfect blend of...

Episode One: The First Earl, In this episode, esteemed historian Norman Southton takes us on a journey through Harkshire’s rich — and often questionable — past. From the legend of Seamus Ó hEarcáin, dragon-rider and ginger trailblazer, to the county’s curious traditions, no stone is left unturned.  Tune in for: The thrilling tale of Harkshire’s founding and its mythical dragon. A deep dive into lo...

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Episode Twelve: The Weather, What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook. Tune in for: A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood. Media scaremongering, nip...

Episode Eleven: The Appointment, Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in! Tune in for: The perils of digitalisation and spir...

Episode Ten: The Dragon, In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport—a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions.  Tune in for: A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport. A chance encoun...

Episode Nine: The Betrayal, In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild. Tune in for: Sharp critiques of...

Episode Eight: The Salon, In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury. Tune in for: A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism. Hilariou...

Episode Seven: The Neighbour, In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue. Tune in for: A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.” A bitin...

Episode Six: The Mother, In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit. Tune in for: A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence. Musings on the clash bet...

Episode Five: The Violation, In this episode, an unexpected and downright bizarre incident sends our gossip spiraling into a tale of public disturbances, peculiar characters, and her unwavering commitment to etiquette and order. What begins as an ordinary day of errands quickly descends into chaos, culminating in an outrageous encounter that leaves her shaken—and reaching for the brandy. Tune in f...

Episode Four: The Disturbance, In this episode, an unexpected disturbance sets our gossip off on a hilarious tangent about etiquette and decorum in public settings. With her signature wit and sharp observations, she dissects modern manners (or the lack thereof), lamenting the decline of sophistication and the rise of inconsiderate behaviour. Tune in for: Amusing anecdotes about awkward social situ...

Episode Three: The Romance, In this humorous and reflective episode, our gossip shares her sharp observations on love, life, and the quirks of married travel. From Keith’s over-the-top safety drills and his infamous “Safe Travels Utility Belt” to tales of holiday mishaps and unexpected moments, this episode blends heartfelt nostalgia with razor-sharp wit. Tune in for: Witty commentary on the absur...

Episode Two: The Party, Step into the world of upper-class antics in this witty podcast episode, as our gossip recounts a satirical and hilarious evening at an exclusive games night in Watton Wood. With sharp observations and biting humour, she navigates a night of mismatched car keys, Veuve Clicquot champagne, and eccentric guests like the Hollywood-glam Aunty Sally. This sharp British humour pod...