Story Time

David is back with the next Animorphs and... let's just say we hope you're ready. Time is definitely not on the kids' side as they discover just how far they'll go to make things right. But be careful... Not everyone can make it through something as dangerous as this.

It's a tag-team day of stories as Michael brings one a piece from both the Brothers Grimm and good ol' Hans Christian Andersen. Many lessons get learned and vengeances are wrought in today's episode!

We're back and this week everyone's getting down with The Sickness! Ax is in trouble, and so is an old friend of Cassie's. She's the only one who can help thanks to a mysterious and terribly timed illness. Try to keep your food down as she races to save...well...everyone.

Michael is back and very excited to tell us more tales of love, magic, and murder. Things are going to crazy-town pretty immediately in this week's episode, so hold on to your war-waging hat!

Can you smell what's cooking? The Animorphs can! The yeerks are up to no good  involving animal testing and a meat packing plant, so the kids are going to have to get their hands a little dirty to find out what's what. Plus Ax discovers daytime television.

It's time for some famous ones! Michael brings in two tales that have a surprising amount of things in common, and the boys have notes! 

The new year continues with some fun though baffling tales! Learn about the original Wonder Twins, then brace yourself for the ultimate gaslighting adventure! What more could anyone want?

It's a new year and that means... we keep going on Animorphs! Join Michael and David as they face the indifferent danger that is the deep sea. Something is wrong with the Animorphs friends the Chee and they are the only ones who can help, but things may not be entirely as they seem... PLUS, David finally watched Silence of the Lambs!

It's the last episode of the year and to celebrate Michael brings David not a yuletide tale, but a previously promised story from 1001 Arabian Nights. This one definitely takes a wild turn or two as David tries to keep up with a tale of aspiration, loss, revenge, and of course... women?

We're finally back with more Animorphs... kinda. Get ready to test yourself (and Michael) on how you would fare as a member of the team! Many difficult choices await! PLUS- Michael gets some much needed (and requested) support just in time for the holidays.

Join us this week as Michael responds to criticism by presenting two stories from outside our usual Grimm Brothers/Hans Christian Andersen sources. Who's to blame for an unfortunate accident? Can a bear be a cat? Find out now!

Are you ready for THE WORST EPISODE? The boys battle all manner of distraction and interruption as they try to bring you a story that will sound super familiar while technically being new. Is that worth it to you? What if I said there were pigs in it? (There aren't)

Spooky season isn't over yet! Michael delivers a pretty gruesome but cool tale of terrible parenting, followed by a surprisingly bad but thankfully short nothing of a tale! Lessons abound and birds rap this week on Story Time!

**SPECIAL LIVE EPISODE** Get ready for a galaxy-spanning crossover event! David and Michael are joined by Taylor Murphy to learn the original plan for the Star Wars sequel trilogy, as told by the notes and interviews of George Lucas! Recorded live as a video show on @TheCulturedNerd and re-broadcast (audio only) here, come find out if you still would have felt so strongly about it! Don't forget to...

The kids are back and this one is BONKERS. Get ready for Animorphs Battleworld, a place where everything is for sale and Michael can't say "thwarted." And watch out for space-nazis!

Welcome to Story Time Spooky Edition! Michael is back with the next tales from the Brothers Grimm, and true to the Halloween season, they're kinda horrifying. Featuring the return of one of the top two thumb-sized adventurers and the world's earliest Yelp review!

Time for another CHILLING adventure for the Animorphs! The kids get word of a secret Yeerk project that could turn the tides and have no choice but to jump head first into the unknown, and David brings Michael along for the ride. Don't forget your sealskin pelts, it's cold out there!

Michael returns with more from our...acquaintance Hans Christian Andersen, and it's quite the doozy! A journey to find the lost garden of Eden, featuring elementals, fairies, and of course buff ladies! Be careful what you wish for!

We're finally back to our teenage heroes! It's Honey I Shrunk the Animorphs this week as David doesn't come in with high hopes that Michael will like this entry in the series but is pleasantly surprised- so maybe you will be too!

Promises were made, and promises are (usually) kept! Michael brings the larger than life tiny tale, Thumbelina! Lessons abound, animals are mean, but most of all don't forget... "You're the only audience that matters."

Ring in the fall with some very barely spooky tales! David has his gripes, but Michael presses on regardless with 3 death and devil based stories. Plus, in what we'll say is a bonus, see the evolution of the Brothers Grimm's craft with a rough draft of a story followed by the final version (this is not necessarily true but it sure felt like it).

We made it! Join David and Michael as we fly through time and space toward the inevitable conclusion of The Andalite Chronicles. David gets choked up and Michael continues to hate The Ellimist. Don't forget a jacket!

The harrowing tale continues this week in The Andalite Chronicles! Elfangor is trapped alone on the Taxxon homeworld, his friends and allies nowhere to be seen. Plus he tries Dr. Pepper! (not sponsored by Dr. Pepper) So pop open a cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper and enjoy this week's tale!

It's finally time for the story of Elfangor, the Andalite who started it all! Join David and Michael on the first part of what turned out to be a much longer story than we thought! Space politics, laser battles, and jerk dudes collide in this harrowing tale!

Back again and with more bite-sized stories! Michael sneaks a classic one in with a few...alternate choices. Then, a horrifying story even by our usual fairy tale standards, not for the faint of heart! And finally, a pretty pointless tale entailing more than one tail!