Story Time

David has been sick all week, so Michael thought he'd be nice and bring him a story with practically no conflict. Ever wanted to see a hare and a monkey wrestle? Wonder no more! Super strength 8-year olds, sudden rivers, arm wrestling and more! 

It's time to return to Asgard! This week's stories all feature everyone's favorite trickster, Loki! What's the deal with Idun's apples? Could a skier and a sailor ever make it work? Would you have a multiples doing one for a pretty necklace? All this week!

**NSFW WARNING** Michael returns with the next installment of everyone's favorite incest-laden Victorian era British erotica! Who is the mysterious "older" woman Mrs. Leslie? How much champagne before butt stuff happens? Did you bring narcotics for the drive home? Find out this week!

It's the thrilling conclusion of the long awaited Jesus story! Join David and Michael for a run through of some of the more famous miracles, parables, and eventually the torture-packed endgame! If you think you know how this one ends... you're most likely totally correct. This is one of the most famous stories ever told.

David goes back to his roots to finally start the New Testament of the Bible. That's right, it's Jesus time! From the immaculate conception to a brief stint as a vintner and beyond, come hear the first part of the story that gave us Christmas!

It's a special Saturday episode of Story Time (meaning just that it was recorded on a Saturday, nothing else is different)! Michael brought David a classic fairy tale, and David gets pretty upset about a door. Plus, the debate rages on about whether or not you'd die if you ripped yourself in half.

We're going back to Asgard, Niflheim, and all the realms in between with more Norse myths! Stories with dangerous deals, magical blood-honey, and an evil family with a TERRIBLE reputation. Please excuse Michael's joke to start things off but he was just so proud of it.

Michael takes a break from bringing us Victorian erotica to bring us another Hans Christian Andersen story, but this one is a little different. Take a peek into the world of Elf and Goblin geopolitics, hang out with the bone-horse and grave-pig, and don't forget to eat a big helping of window grass and rusty nails!

**NSFW WARNING** Boy oh boy, Michael is back with more Victorian-era erotica! Things get much dirtier as a new addition to the group makes for even more old-timey orgasms. David thought he was ready for everything this episode had to offer, but was sorely mistaken. Be warned, there is definitely some objectionable content in this one!

Michael and David felt bad that they didn't have a full story for this week, so to make up for it have unearthed an unused mini-story! Get ready to meet the Devil and his sooty brother, learn the value of following directions, but above all #WWDD (what would Devil do?)

It's David's turn again, and that means old myths! This week we take our first steps into Norse mythology, and all the difficult spelling that comes with it.  We've got frost giants, insult carrying squirrels, and of course, Ginnungagap. Get ready for some Viking violence!

**NSFW WARNING**  This week, Michael decided to really change the direction of some episodes of Story Time by bringing David a very...different type of story than we're used to. By the time David figures out Michael is reading him erotica from 1879 England, it's too late. Be sure to have your headphones on as we learn at least 5 more terms for penis than we expected to!

Oh boy! What better set of stories for this day and age than the tales of a bunch of men who do some questionable things and are forever immortalized as heroes? Learn about three of Greece's most beloved heroes: Perseus, Theseus, and of course...Hercules. David finally gets to sing, Michael still sings more, and we learn for sure it's probably best not to look too deep into your heroes, because th...

This week Michael has brought the original version of the "classic" story of Aladdin... and David hates it. Find out everything the movies left out, and why it's definitely a good idea that they did! Fair warning, Aladdin is the WORST.

It's time for another guest! One of David's girlfriends Wanda joins him and Michael and lets them tell part one of their first anime favorites, Dragonball. Hear the best of their recollection of the origin of Goku, the problems of Master Roshi, and werewolf monkeys! Plus this one's kinda like one of those old read-along books, our interactivity is over 9000! Follow along with Wanda as we move thro...

Michael is back with another Grimm Brothers fairy tale, and boy oh boy does David have issues with this one.  Michael learns to regret not looking up words and David finally gets a story prediction (sort of) right! Also beware, extremely light and/or old Game of Thrones spoilers hinted at in this episode. Just saying.

It's time for adventure! David is back with more Greek myths, this time the classic fetch-quest that is Jason and the Argonauts. Michael faintly remembers seeing a movie about this as a kid, then is horrified at what he had forgotten. Special guest cameos from many of your favorite mythical heroes!

Michael returns with one of the most misleading story titles we've had yet, and David doesn't like the lessons it tries to teach him. Come learn to distrust your step-parents, throw up some gold or toads, and figure out how on earth you'd make a paper dress all in this weeks' story!

David is back with more Greek & Roman myths, and the theme this week is Love.  Michael learns what a Zephyr is, David learns there's a song about it, and Pygmalion learns nothing (you'll see). 

Michael is back with another Grimm Brothers story, and lie any good story it has the devil in it! A harrowing tale of someone who floats through life effort free, just like the rest of us!

Michael brings David a little known Han Christian Andersen tale, and boy is it a doozy. David admits his hatred of horses, we learn what a sexton is, and Michael makes too many editing demands of David (who does them anyway).  There's always a chance for a scheme in this week's episode!

David is back and *gasp* he's not telling a Bible story! Michael starts learning everything he didn't know about the ancient Greek myths! From Athena to Zeus, discover the (numerous) cast of gods, titans and more. Plus, as many versions of the creation story as we can manage to fit!

Michael couldn't resist doing another Japanese folk-tale, and David doesn't understand why any of it happened.  Lies are told, liars are tortured (sometimes), and David hates the protagonist in this week's episode!

The boys finally arrive at the end of the Old Testament! God is not happy in this one,  and somehow unsurprisingly Michael and David get a little too excited about Beast Wars. 

Michael has a classic story for David in this week's Story Time,  and David thought he knew some of it already... and was very wrong. Be careful thinking you know who the main character of this one is, you just might be surprised!