Spacies!

Rash and Jock encounter an unexpected threat on a world that is a pretty biting parody of the "live action" Cats movie.

Rash and Jock encounter an unexpected at the weekly Karaoke night at a random dive bar.

Picking up RIGHT after the events of episode 25: Guardian vs Guardian, this episode is a real doooooozy. It's a doozy and a half, I tell ya. Will Rash escape the evil Dan Manlyguy's latest evil, weirdly meta scheme? Will Jock Junior remember what doors are? Will anyone ever listen to this, let alone read the description? Am I simply screaming into the void? Does existence precede essence?...

This episode picks up RIGHT after the previous Spaceventure, "Creepy Crawly's House of Haunts" (even though it was recorded like over 2 years later. Anyway. It's a doozy.

This episode is a direct sequel to the episode we released on 10/30/23, The Space Your Own Spaceventure II. Making this arguably Space Your Own Spaceventure 3. But our naming conventions and official canon are as confusing as the Fast & the Furious franchise. Does anyone read these? Does anyone listen to this?

In what is arguably the season one finale, Rash and Jock encounter an unexpected threat that turns out to be an old foe! From an adventure, like, 20 episodes ago! What's gonna happen? Are they gonna be okay?? Will there ever be another episode after this one??? DOES ANYONE EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SHOW????

Listen to this exactly one year after the first time you ever listened to Spacies! Or on your own wedding anniversary! Or every night as you fall asleep for the rest of your life! Or whenever, you want, I don't care.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! But in this week's episode, they're gonna have to do a lot more than guard! What else are they gonna have to do? Well, stop reading this and listen to the episode! You'll find out. I promise.

Hear what REALLY happened when Rash and Jock set out for the planet Squark, the Universe's greatest water park!

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! This week, with their ship busted and not much going on, Rash gets up in the middle of the night to grab a middle-of-the-night snack. Will he make it to the mini fridge and grab some grub, or will his journey be interrupted by Jock watching some dumb...

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! This week, with their ship busted and not much going on, Jock tries to take his mind off things by watching his favorite Docu-Series. Will the commander let him enjoy his show or interrupt and make it all about himself??

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! Rash and Jock are looking to unwind with a relaxing weekend of skiing, but who knew it could get so expensive?!

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! Birthdays can get weird.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! Sometimes, the bad guys don't need to be defeated, just shown how to not be so petulant and annoying.

Join us for another live show where the audience gets to choose the course of adventure for our brave, spacefaring, best buds for life!

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! Who among us hasn't sparked a riotous protest over our simple desire to not be thrown into an active volcano?

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! When adventures include a trip to a museum, Jock is a happy ensign. When adventures include museums and time travel, Rash is gonna have a bad time.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! The live audience at Tacoma Little Theatre gets to choose the fate of our heroes, who really just want to go to the water park planet. Think they'll get there? Join us and find out in a very special, live recording of SPACIES!

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! A small orphanage for crab-people is saved by Rash and Jock, only for the celebrations to be cut short by the astral antagonism of the vilest villain our heroes have ever faced. You can't see it, but it's the finest mustache twirling in the galaxy.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! The Beatles and Clarice are taking the week off, don't worry, Rash and Jock will put the smartness in their heads, or else it gets the hydraulic tubing again.

Two best bros for life venture through the black of space aboard the sleek spaceship the ISGSS Urbaniak with their shipboard AI C.H.A.R.L.e. S... but this time the adventure is SPOOOOOOKY! 

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! NEVERMIND! Stella Starstealer, Thief in Space finds herself in a real thorny spot! Elsewhen, her wiser self rescues two young children in need.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! The maniacal monster Dan Manlyguy manipulates our meteoric mates' minds. Do we dare hope for an Urbaniak escape? Or are our heroes doomed to a dastardly, Dan-ly despair.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! When life gives you jerky... make like an identity crisis and... wag the dog... on their feet... you'll just have to listen to this one.

Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians! Space is a dark and scary place. It can really change who you are, if your Commander isn't careful...