Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts !  When a womanizing photographer ( Matthew McConaughey ) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother ( Breckin Meyer ), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend ( Jennifer Garner ).  What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed ove...

The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins !  When a futuristic killer ( Charlize Theron ) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society ( Marton Csokas ), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people.  What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis. Here's t...

The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction !  When an 1800's Calvary man ( Taylor Kitsch ) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet.  What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out...

The Cinematic Flushers take on Marvel superheroes !  When Tony Stark ( Robert Downey Jr. ) inadvertently creates an evil robot called Ultron ( James Spader ) who's hellbent on the destruction of the human race, it's up to the Avengers to clean up his mess before it's too late.  What follows are 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and actor Andy Serkis show...

The Cinematic Flushers take on discount Transformers !  When a college graduate ( Lindsay Lohan ) buys a VW bug from a junkyard, the vehicle in question turns out to be the famous sentient Love Bug, who then takes her for the ride of her life.  What follows are 101 minutes of physics free stunts, distracting boomies, boring race sequences, and actor Michael Keaton wondering how he spent all of his...

The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny witches !  When a young witch ( Nicole Kidman ) makes an effort to live a normal life, she finds the exact opposite when a failing actor ( Will Ferrell ) casts her in a TV remake of the series of the same name. What follows are 102 minutes of non magical jokes, performances, and plot devices. Veteran actors Shirley MacLaine  and Michael Caine show up just lon...

The Cinematic Flushers take on futuristic organ harvesting !  When two dumb clones ( Ewan McGregor , Scarlett Johansson ) escape from an underground organ production facility, they embark on a cross country chase to find their doppelganger owners.  What follows are 136 minutes of typical Michael Bay car chases, sexism, product placement shots, and explosions.  Oh, and Sean Bean turns in another di...

The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents !  When two lifeguards ( Graham Phillips , Zack Pearlman ) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated.  What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a mus...

The Cinematic Flushers take on homicidal gauze !  When an ancient Egyptian prince escapes from his tomb, he terrorizes modern day London in an effort to be reborn into our world.  What follows are 88 minutes of mismatched visual effects, crazytown acting, parking garage sets, and actor Gerard Butler in a blink and you'll miss him performance. Here's the TRAILER . We love feedback!  Email us at sig...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a villainous makeup company !  When a young artist ( Halle Berry ) is killed, a group of CGI cats bring her back to life and grant her catlike abilities, which she then uses to bring her killers to justice.  What follows are 104 minutes of crazy cat ladies, shredded leather, bad CGI, and a lead character that has nothing to do with her source material. Here's the TRA...

The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes !  When two Canadian convenience store clerks ( Harley Quinn Smith , Lily Rose-Depp ) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK ( Johnny Depp ) to help them save greater Winnipeg.  What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a two franchise turd !  When an unknown heat source is discovered in Antarctica, a group of explorers (led by Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen ) set out to investigate, only to discover an ancient temple hunting ground set up by the Predator aliens to hunt the Alien aliens.  What follows are 101 minutes of alien wrestling matches, red shirt cast members, and Indiana...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Netflix turd!  When a Hollywood manager from the mid 90's ( Adam Sandler ) discovers a talented singer ( Jennifer Hudson ) while at a theme park, he aids in her rise to fame despite being completely incompetent for the job.  What follows are an agonizing 131 of lame jokes, endless parade of cameos, irritating accents, and Rob Schneider gracing us with yet another u...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the 80's!  When a post graduate loser ( Topher Grace ) rediscovers his high school crush ( Teresa Palmer ), he vows to woo her at an annual Labor Day party despite not being able to get his life together.  What follows are 97 minutes of 80's references, soundtrack, location, and wardrobe choices. Here's the TRAILER . We love feedback!  Email us at signalsoffury@gmail...

The Cinematic Flushers take on Google!  When two watch salesmen ( Vince Vaughn , Owen Wilson ) lose their jobs, they pursue positions at Google via a summer long internship competition.  What follows are 119 minutes of ageist jokes, fish out of water plot devices, drive by cameos, and Vince Vaughn doing the same underdog role since DODGEBALL . Here's the TRAILER . Our special guest this time out i...

The Cinematic Flushers take on hooker makeup!  When a starry eyed Iowa waitress ( Christina Aguilera ) leaves her home to pursue a singing/dancing career in LA, she discovers the only burlesque nightclub in LA run by Cher as the answer to her dreams.  What follows are 119 minutes of bad musical numbers, off the shelf plot points, overblown makeup, and the insanely talented Alan Cumming reduced to...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Oval Office!  When a DC detective ( Wesley Snipes ) is called to the White House to investigate the murder of an intern, he finds himself in the center of a political coverup that threatens to topple the administration.  What follows are 106 minutes of lame action scenes, connect the dots plot, a screaming Alan Alda , and an unfunny Dennis Miller . Here's the TRA...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a heart transplant!  When a mamma's boy businessman ( Hayden Christensen ) undergoes a heart transplant, he discovers his buddy surgeon ( Terrence Howard ) is planning to let him die on the table in order to split $100 million life insurance policy with his brand new bride ( Jessica Alba ).  What follows are 84 minutes of confusing flashbacks, gear shifting plot twis...

The Cinematic Flushers take on rabid puppet beavers!  When a barrel of toxic chemicals collides with a beaver dam, the local puppet beaver population develops a taste for human flesh and goes after a group of stereotypes on a weekend getaway.  What follows are 77 minutes of lame one liners, Halloween Store makeup, ill fitting costumes, and drive by cameos (literally) from Bill Burr and John Mayer....

The Cinematic Flushers take on a psycho superhero!  When and architect ( Luke Wilson ) meets the woman of his dreams ( Uma Thurman ), she turns out to be an unhinged superhero who turns his life upside down once he breaks up with her and moves onto someone else.  What follows are 96 minutes of unfunny sexist jokes, poorly rendered CGI, superhero hooker outfits, and talented comedians like Wanda Sy...

Happy St. Paddy's Day!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a Quentin Tarantino love letter!  When two exiled assassins ( Sean Patrick Flanery , Norman Reedus ) discover a Boston priest has been killed by the Italian mob to lure them out of hiding, they take the bait and return to America to settle the score.  What follows are 118 minutes of bad accents, screenwriter dialogue, poorly shot action scenes...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a giant iguana!  When a CGI incarnation of the famed Japanese monster decides to use Manhattan as his nesting ground, it's up to Ferris Bueller ( Matthew Broderick ), Leon The Professional ( Jean Reno ), and Chief Wiggum ( Hank Azaria ) to put him down before he destroys the city.  What follows are 139 minutes of bad NY accents, endless reaction shots, miscast actors...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the DCEU!  When the world is threatened by an ancient witch ( Cara Delevingne ), a government official ( Viola Davis ) assembles a team of second rate villains ( Will Smith  and Margot Robbie  among them) against their will to deal with the problem.  What follows are 123 minutes of lame fight scenes, boring dialogue, repetitive character introductions, Halloween Stor...

The Cinematic Flushers take on turtle power!  When the villainous Shredder ( Brian Tee ) escapes from prison and teams up with Krang (a talking hemorrhoid from another dimension) to wipe out mankind, it's up to the four CGI Turtles of fame to stop them before it's too late.  Along for the ride are mid-drift Megan Fox , Lego Batman , Arrow , and  Madea . Joining us as part of our extended co-flushi...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Farrelly brothers!  When a pair of New England based conjoined twins ( Matt Damon , Greg Kinnear ) leave their diner jobs so the Kinnear half of the twins can pursue an acting career in LA, they discover a new world that tests the bonds of their relationship (literally and figuratively).  What follows are 118 minutes of rimshot dialogue, unfunny sight gags, endle...